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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

stellarskyes

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

agnesmontague

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

theconcealedweapon

"I don't want to be a good person, because if I'm a good person, my parents can claim that abusing me works, and they'll get to experience the joy of having a good child which they clearly don't deserve."

I've been analyzing my harmful actions of the past, and I suspect that this may have been one of my motives.

If you find yourself causing harm to others because of this, there are other ways to achieve your goal of pissing off your parents. For example, you can be extra helpful to those who your parents object to helping. That way, you can be a good person in a way that your parents can't take credit for.

newlyy

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

fairycosmos

they can basically kill you for not smiling and grinning and performing btw

columbossluttywaist

mamma mia is actually the most important movie of all time. you must understand. it's silly and goofy and a heartfelt story and maybe it's not realistic but it sure is compelling. christine baranski is a cougar and colin firth is gay. abba proves once more that they're one the greatest bands to ever exist. the color grading is vivid and saturated and everything looks alive. most importantly the main themes are that our greatest quality is our immeasurable capacity for love and that we're meant to connect with and take care of each other because all we have is each other. you must live life to the fullest because it's everything you have. you get to live and feel sunlight on your skin and experience happiness because you are capable and deserving of feeling happy.

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pjackk

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

thedreadpiratecam

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

twofingerswhiskey

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk