professional gay

hello my name is max and i have not been on this godless site in over a year. they/them. the try guys are everything to me and i'm only a little sorry.  send me pics of corgis or else

[depsidase]

[temporal-displacement-box]

You don’t deserve this big Tbblobnoern.

[dottiep]

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

Queen!

[madmaxies]

i agree that jameela makes great points at times, but she’s also the same woman who thinks the likes of laverne cox are women just because they identify that way. you can’t be a woman who calls out the deep-seated misogyny of society while also saying that any male who “feels” like a woman is one, and his opinions on womanhood automatically become relevant.

[cloudfreed]

I hope you and all TERFs shit your pants in public too.

[thelittlemerms]

buddy her thinking trans women are women is a bonus not a flaw 

[fugayyyku]

Ha wow I was really nervous in the beginning there thinking my queen might have done something horrible but nah she’s actually better than anyone else and terfs stay pressed

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

i mean if we’re being absolutely, 100% objective about it all, THE best greentext story is “you know how it is with spaghetti”

[mettic]

wrong

[sovietsofficial]

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

**ahem**

[ratfuck]

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

[bogleech]

There’s a comparison graphic

[bogleech]

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

[ampersandworm]

wokka wokka wokka wokka

[helpstopthevirus]

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[professorspork]

things I think about:

Chris Evans thinks Steve is a virgin, but Hayley Atwell is convinced Steve and Peggy consummated their relationship.

now, you might think a disagreement of such proportions would send fandom into a tailspin. whom do you believe? MUST WE PICK SIDES? IS THIS WHAT THE PLOT OF CIVIL WAR IS REALLY ABOUT?

luckily, the answer is simple

Steve and Peggy disagree on whether or not oral counts

[theseerasures]

#‘OF COURSE ORAL SEX COUNTS AS SEX STEVE. SEX IS ITS LAST NAME.’#‘IF YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT IT’S NOT SEX’#‘WHO TOLD YOU THAT? BUCKY?’ 

[bookish-but-corruptible-deactiv]

“who told you that? bucky?” I’m dying 

[westiec]

These tags XD

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweet-bitsy]

Everyone news is over. Don’t report anything else. Nothing else but this matters. News is canceled.

[babyanimalgifs]

[sapho2400]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[mlmgods]

fat trans boys be like………. handsome and just as worthy of love as skinny trans boys …… yeehaw

[justtfbthings]

i’d pay brian sella $2.37 to punch me in the face

[pro-gay]

apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?

[nuderefsarebest]

[reapthegirlwind]

[nativenews]

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

wtf

[usamilovelove-deactivated202005]

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

[geekandmisandry]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[voidambassador]

Would you look at that, the shoe fits

[drhds]

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tranarchist]

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

Deported to where?

[therealsmokingleather]

[rottenbrainstuff]

Hey folks, just a reminder that this is a *fascist* government

[threehoursfromtroy]

last year: There is literally an old Trump tweet for every awful thing he does! this year: There is literally a direct nazi parallel for every awful thing he does!