drunk!kirishima takes out everyone to the dance floor
he thinks he can “handle his alcohol” but it’s the first time he’s drank so he gets tipsy hella fast
bakugou doesn’t drink bc he’s better than that so he sits in the corner watching these stupid teenagers getting silly and drunk and it’s annoying as fuck but he’ll take care of his very annoying friend till the end
kirishima gets to that emo drunk phase… where he leans on bakugou and cries about fucking cactuses or some shit
“cactuses… y- you can’t go near them bakugou. they sting. they are dangerous. bakugou w-what if *sobs* what if… I’m a cactus?”
“kirishima what the fuck. the only thing you are is a huge fucking idiot”
bakugou takes care of him. All Night
he has to make sure kiri doesn’t fall in the pool (again)
alright now he has to drag kirishima out of the pool (again)
when the night gets too annoying he just grabs kirishima by his waist and over his shoulder like a potato sack
bakugou has to carry him all the way to the dorms but kirishima is so passed out drunk he doesn’t really mind
in fact he takes the opportunity to squeeze bakugous butt
(bakugou almost drops him for that)
kiri wakes up in bakugou’s room with a water glass by the bed
bakugou takes revenge on him by storming into the room yelling “GOOD FUCKING MORNING SUNSHINE!!” while smashing two pans repeatedly
kiri wants to curl up and die
blakekathryn
kaledo-art
annaxmalina
dededos
