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I just realized that many many people have jobs
Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???
Danny Phantom AKA Ghost King
gets summoned to the JL Watchtower as a desperate last resort to vanquish a cosmic universe consuming threat
Danny seeing Constantine's soul ripped into hundreds of pieces as an attempt to keep any one demon from owning it says the first thing that comes to his fourteen year old mind
"Whore"
Constantine was thinking there has to be something to bargain with, the rumors of the new Ghost King are that he is of a more benevolent sort, only to just be murdered on the spot
Help Wanted â Send Sacrifices
Danny gripped his bangs in his fist, staring down at the paperwork before him with endless frustration and not a lick of comprehension.
Why was there so much paperwork, anyway? Pariah Dark hadn't exactly seemed like the type to keep records. Had he done this on purpose? As punishment to whomever wound up taking the throne from him? Danny had to admit, that sounded like a really devious plan. Unless the next ruler had been, like, The Secretary Ghost or something.
⌠that gave Danny an idea.
Clockwork had told him about this "Kingly Connection" thing he had yet to try out. Supposedly, it made it so that the king could address his subjects all at once, no matter where they may be. In case of an urgent announcement or Realms-threatening danger, or something.
To Danny, it sounded like a really efficient way to send out a 'Help Wanted' ad. Everyone would be able to hear it, and anyone who for some reason didn't could learn about it through word of mouth. Those who felt they were qualified could come see him at the Keep, and those who didn't could just continue on with whatever they'd been doing. It was the perfect plan.
Danny flopped back in his seat, relieved for the reprieve as he shut his tired eyes. He followed the pull, down, down, into his core⌠and then even further, til the light behind his eyes got brighter, til he reached the power of the KING.
Hey, everyone. This is your King speaking. I need like, a secretary or something. Someone who can help me handle literal millennia of paperwork. So, if y'all could come on down to the Keep, or pass the offer on to the smartest person you know, that'd be dope.
Danny felt as the power pulsed within his chest, sending his message out along the millions of tiny strings tying all Undead souls back to his. He sighed and slouched in his chair, exhaustion finally catching up to him. All he had to do now was wait. A little nap in the meantime couldn't hurt, could it?
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Jason felt simultaneously floaty and more grounded than he had since his mysterious resurrection. All his anger and uncertainty was just gone, replaced by pure drive and direction. He wasn't thinking very deeply, but he knew what he was doing. It was like laying on the surface of a sunlit lake, letting the gentle waves take him wherever they wished.
The Red Hood finished the chalk circle in the middle of the wide, empty warehouse floor and stepped back. The lines and starbursts that decorated it were drawn immaculately, without a single smudge. Now, all he needed wasâŚ
⌠the smartest person you knowâŚ
⌠Where was Tim?
Batman has a system in place to keep an eye on potential future "mad scientists" to make sure he stops them Before they build that death lazer or Before they decide to mutate humankind into lizards.
He keeps a list of all the potential candidates. Depending on how likely they are to go ballistic, he'll visit them more or less often.
The Fentons have been on his list for a decade at this point, but they've always been very low priority. Especially after Constantine assured him that it's impossible to capture or access ghosts with technology. So he hasn't visited them for a few years.
However, the time is here for Batman to check on them once more. Only ... when he tries to find Amity Park on a map, it's gone without a trace. There's a technological black out where the city used to be.
Suddenly worried that the Fentons have switched from ghost hunting to a more sinister science while he wasn't looking, Batman decides to go in person to Amity.
Batman arrives at a city under lockdown by a sinister government agency he's never heard of before. There are ghosts running rampant in the city and bringing destruction everywhere. There's a young hero trying to keep both sides from killing each other. And the Fentons ... well, they've become full-blown mad scientist with a portal to the Ghost Zone in their basement.
Maybe he should have kept a closer eye on the Fentons after all...
Danny: In our defense... we were on a date when that crazy clown attacked us.
Red Hood: *visibly shaking with glee at the sight of Joker's dead body.*
Batman: *staring at the... there's steam coming off of thr body* What did you use.
Sam: I used the Fentom Anti-Creep Stick.
Tucker: Fenton wrist rays.
Danny: I threw my dad's cooking at him... that's what did it.
In the background, a small screeching glob could be heard as it attempted to make an escape.
Danny: That's supposed to be meatloaf.
There's a new informant in the Underground in Gotham. No one really knows where they came from or how they know so much. Just that if you need a piece of information, best bet is to find the Lucky Rabbit.
Danny ended up in this dimension with nothing but his tattered clothes and Sam's emergency to go bag. So, he did what he was good at, befriend the local Ghosts and gather information about his new home. It was one of the Ghosts idea to start selling information in the Underground. The mask he picked up at a magic shop certainly helped keep him safe from those wanting to know his identity. That and his ghost powers.
All inspired by this amazing mask I found while looking for artistic inspiration
@stealingyourbones look at this masterpiece of an idea
A white rabbit mask? Y'all do realize that one of Batman's Rouges is obsessed with Alice and wonderland right?
The batfam with automatically assume that Danny is part of the Mad Hatters crew
They would assume it for exactly 10 minutes until they catch up with hatter and find him getting a beat down by lucky rabbit.
"Well aren't you 'lucky' you get my lucky foot right up your ass you goddamn psychopath, leave the poor girl alone!!!"
Behind danny is a traumatised girl in a blanket underneath which is an Alice costume.
The last they see of hatter, Danny's dragging him away and fades from view just before a solid wall stopping them from chasing after him. The wiser bats take care of the newest Alice while B tries to relocate hatter and the lucky rabbit!
Between that and this, yup, Lucky Rabbit does not like Mad Hatter.
Also just cause he is a Rabbit doesn't mean Danny is wearing suits and top hats. Techno Cyber Punk is very much Lucky Rabbits aesthetic.
Found these and was like if I could get my laptop to work I would be drawing him an outfit.
Okay I had ideas thanks to amazing comments
Danny finally learns how to portal but limits it to in this dimension so its not a Green glowing portal. It's a white ring like when he transforms an he jumps into it like a rabbit into a hole.
Ghost rabbits and magical rabbit graffiti guides.
The graffiti looks like a rabbit sitting on a crescent moon but it's in a glitched 3d art style and white/green with Zalgo text in the background. And images of eyes overlaying it too
Sometimes he literally slowly fades out of view like the damn Cheshire cat where the last thing to fade from view his the glowing green eyes of his mask and rabbit ears.
I want him to be Red Robin's personal villain like its batcat all over again with these two
Should I be going to bed? Yes, yes I should. And yetâŚ
Aksnskakks yesssss om so cute and I love it so much! Also literally lifted this from my brain
Batman would be obsessing over this, as would Red Robin. Because informants always have a network. And they can't find a trace of Lucky Rabbit's. And it would drive them mad. Probably what leads to Lucky Rabbit becoming Red Robin's not quite nemesis.
Doesn't help that even when he asks the guy all he gets is a cheeky smirk and a "come on, Red, I thought made it obvious.~" Before Lucky Rabbit does his escape.
Forget Ras Al ghul, this damn rabbit is his nemesis.
Ra's would HATE being displaced by some, some, upjumped informant!!!!!! Just, furious! How dare the damn rabbit steal the Young Detective's attention!
Meanwhile Danny is making bank. Has a nice place to live. Good fake ID. Living his best life helping people on his terms. Sets his prices to different levels depending on who's asking. Refuses certain clients he doesn't like.
Surrounded by ghost bunnies. Has so many pets now! Probably has the time to pick up hobbies and socialise when he wants to.
All while Tim is driving himself mad trying to understand Lucky Rabbit. To the point Dick and Alfred are trying to intervene.
Dick: C'mon baby bird! He's not even really a rogue!! He doesn't help the real assholes!! Why are you driving yourself to death over this?
The absolute struggle Tim will go to one day when he desperately needs information for a case. No one knows anything. But do you know who would? And who does not discrimination who he sells information to?
Yeah, thatâs right.
Tim grumbling about it as he tracks him down. And Danny is just grinning as he sees who came to him go information.
Danny: Well, well, well. Look who it is! What do you need Red?
Tim: Rabbit. I need information on the (Insert name) gang. No one is speaking.
Danny: That would be because they kill anyone who does talk. But sure. I can make you a file.
Tim: What's the price?
Danny: Well. For a hero like yourself? For a case like this? Hmm. Two hours.
Tim: Two hours?
Danny: Yup! To chat. Talk. Hang out. Spend time with me.
Tim: ..... Fine. Deal.
Ăvery time Tim has to go to Rabbit for information it's always two hours of his time.
What red Robin doesn't know is that Rabbit is basically taking him on dates.
The rest of the Batfam are... Concerned. Does, does Tim not realise what this looks like? That he's paying for information woth, well, himself???!?!? And why the fuck! Is Rabbit making this the payment! They are just glad all of their 'payments' have happened in public. At least Rabbit isn't taking advantage more than this......
Bruce? Is just head in his hands sighing. This reminds him so much of him with Selina. Why, why did he pass that trait on? Selina of course finds this hilarious and teases him about it constantly. He's just glad Tim hasn't realised he's being courted yet.
How his son can be so clever, and so blind he will never know. Tim came back from their last outing, bright red, dopey smile on place. Plush ghost bunny in hand. Apparently Rabbit won it for him. Tim doesn't even seen to realise his own attraction to Rabbit yet. How did he raise such an idiot?!?
All of Gotham has clocked it of course. They are watching their favourite show right now. Vigilante/rogue dating, part two. Red Robin dating Lucky Rabbit? Yeah they get it. Just as bad as Catwoman and Batman were back in the day. Just younger.
There are bets, tik toġs and subreddits. The Bat siblings are losing their gd minds over these two. Tim please you have to know. You just have to.
No he is willfully in denial about RedRabbit being the new BatCat. What are you talking about Dick, he's just gathering information from a well connected informant? Jason please, this wasn't a date, Rabbit was sharing much needed intel and showed him a few past crime scenes related to his case.
Jason and Dick track Rabbit down as well. They have to make sure he isn't just fucking with Tim. Danny is having a great time, and then bam. Shovel talk. And he has to do his best to not act like a snarky asshole. He likes Red. Wants to get to know him properly and convince him to give dating a try. He can't let the fact he doesn't fear them come across as him fucking with them.
But! He is also technically a rogue. He can't come across as too weak. Urgh, why did they ambush him in public! Now he has to do this carefully. Bastards.
Danny: So. What brings you two down on me?
Omg I love this addition.
Just Danny going
Jason: Sooo how long you want to bet before Timberly realizes he is getting wooed by Gentleman Rabbit?
Danny is a gremlin. You can't expect him to not Fuck with them given the chance!
Danny shows up at the meeting spot cackling like he just pulled a good prank. Tim is there and doesn't realise just how visibly fond he looks right now. Danny greets him with a bright grin, and cheeky wink.
Danny: Nightwing and Hood tracked me down for a chat. Apparently they thought I was taking advantage!
Tim:.... I'm gonna kill them.
Danny: Aww Red! You don't have to. Promise. They were just worried for you! It's sweet, if not slightly over bearing.
Tim: My vengeance will be swift and petty. What did you tell them?
Danny: Only the truth! Nothing wrong with that! I just like spending time with you is all. You're clever, and witty and fun.
Tim drops his head into his hands to hide the blush he can feel creeping up his cheeks. he isn't used to honest compliments, not so freely gifted. Dick tries of course. B will give a proud nod, or call on the shoulder. But just, freely given? For just existing in the same space? Not so much. And it's nice, but weird.
Tim: You gotta stop saying nice things to me Rabbit. I'm not used to it! Also! No distraction! Nuh uh. What did they ask?
Danny: Hmm. Free information! Are you trying to use our closeness to get free info!? I've been a bad influence! How devious!
Tim glared through his fingers and started to lightly slap at Rabbit's arm.
Tim: This is bullying. Straight up bullying! Fine. What do you want then?
Danny: Go on a date with me? A romantic, I can try to charm you into dating me properly, date. Cause I like your smile. And the way you help people. And how competent you are. The way you use your super brain to save the day. And how you look when you're embarrassed. It's cute.
Tim:.... Have you been conning me into going on dates with you. so if you asked I'd be more likely to be interested?
Danny: Courting Red. It's called courting. And yes. I asked Catwoman for permission and everything!
Tim couldn't help but laugh. Bruce is going to hate learning about that! To. Wanted to see his reaction to that news. He looked over at the obnoxious grin on the others face. Bastard knew he'd won.
Tim: I can't believe it. I've been conned. I can't wait till B finds out you asked Catwoman not him! Yes. Yes I will go on a proper date with you. Now answer the damn question.
Danny: Well. You will be pleased to know I told them about the courting. And how my plan is to woo you into dating me. And if we are lucky, maybe more. And how I asked your Catmom! And not your Batdad. Because you would have run screaming of I tried that. then I dodged questions about my spy network. And did the Cheshire cat on them. Hood was not impressed. Nightwing just looked done.
Tim:..... They are going to be unbearable.
Danny: I mean. We could just stay out later. And you have the nest to retreat to. Not that I know about the various safe houses across the city.
Tim: You know everything don't you?
Danny: To be fair, the Gotham ghosts are a chatty bunch.
Tim:. You're a spirit medium? All this time we've been looking for informants. That you don't need. Because you just chat to ghosts. You are telling me everything!
Danny: Hmm. Cost you a lot of dates to learn all my secrets!
Tim: What about a kiss?
Danny: Good for at least three answers.
Loving this AU, but the more I hear about the sudden abundance of rabbits, the more I keep thinking of Fisher Kingdoms. Maybe the rabbits didn't find Danny, but the blobs and lesser ghosts in Danny's new haunt started shifting to fit his theme. It doesn't hurt them at all (Danny's core would never allow it if it did), and Danny doesn't realize he/his haunt is doing it. But lo and behold, the rabbit ghosts have multiplied...like rabbits.
No one thinks anything of it until Red Robin asks at the end of one date while stroking the soft-but-not-quite-there fur of a green, glowing rabbit sitting on his lap.
Danny...might have a minor crisis at the discovery.
When Mr. Lancer got promoted to Vice Principal, the school hired a new English teacher, an out-of-towner who wasn't phased by all the ghost stuff. For the first assignment of the year, he asked them to write a paper on any Shakespeare play they'd ever read.
The Monday after the paper was due, Mr. Todd asked Danny to stay after class. Danny frowned; he thought he'd done really well on the paper! He turned it in early and everything!
The teacher waited until everyone had left before asking, "Kid? Is everything okay at home?"
On the desk lay his paper, titled: "Why I Should Totally Kill My Godfather: An Essay About Shakespeare's Hamlet, I Swear".
Its past their bedtime
So one of those batfam interferes with a cult ritual where the cult is offering/sacrificing a bride to the King of the Dead to gain his favor but something happens and a batkid ends up in the ritual circle instead stories BUT make it funny
BATFAM AFTER A TIRELESS WEEK OF FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET JASON (Jason? idk we'll go with Jason for this blub) BACK
THE ROOM FLOODS WITH LIGHT AND JASON IS REVEALED IN THE CIRCLE
Jason: ah! What the hell guys?!
Nightwing: we brought you home- what are you wearing
Jason, in beach clothes holding a ectoplasm icee in one hand and his sunglasses in the other while being noticeablyďżź tanner and with a giant gemstone ring on his finger: clothes. Why the hell did you guys bring me back?! I was enjoying my vacation
Robin: vacation? You were abducted by a supernatural force for the purposes of a forced marriage to a monstrous entity.
Red Robin: who was it by the way? Hades? Satan?
Jason: Danny.
Jason: *takes loud sip of icee*
Jason: my fiancĂŠ's name is Danny but his "ruling name" or whatever is High King Phantom. He's the ghost king.
Batman: that is a more obscure diety than we expected. Did you discover how to break the marriage contract?
Jason: break the marriage contract? Why would I want to do that?!
Robin: because you were abducted.
Jason: yeah but then he cured my pit rage and he's a absolute sweetheart and funny. Now send me back. This is why none of you were invited to my bachelor party which you so rudely kidnapped me from
Batman: no.
Jason: no? Im getting married in two days and none of you are blowing this for me. Send me back or I wont give you any favors once I become queen or consort or whatever I'll be. Let me live out my shitty romance novel dreams
someone: isnt he like 3,000 years older than you?!
Jason: im actually 1 year older than him
@cursedzucchini you are so correct
Time flows differently between the dimensions, so it's actually been like 6 months for Jason and Danny.
Danny kept offering to send him home if he wanted, but he was like - nah, they gunna be obnoxious about wedding planning. We'll let them know the day before, so they have time to get their putfits organised.
Someone from the Infinite Realms came to contest the wedding, and Jason pulls out his All Blades.
Batman's been insufferabe for the last week.
Like, Tim wants Jason back, now that he actually apologized for the attempted murder thing, but Bruce has been...intense. Like the Not Eating or Sleeping, Not Letting Anyone Else Take Care of Themselves Either kind of intense.
Dick is nearly beside himself, but is run so ragged he doesn't even have the energy to be distraught. Damian is clearly only still up and running due to sheer, stubborn refusal to go down. Cass keeps nearly nodding off while walking. Steph and Duke passed out in the medbay three hours ago, where Alfred's been hovering with growing disapproval since day two. Tim is the only one who's doing relatively okay because he's used to working through the sleep deprivation hallucinations.
And yeah, Tim's worried. You tend to be when your brother disappears from a summoning that includes words like "bride" and "sacrifice" in the same sentence. But here's the thing: back when Tim and Jason weren't on the best of terms on the Batfam, they had their own Super Secret Replaced Robins Club. By which Tim means they had cool tech that only connected to each other, which they kept after reintegrating with the Bats because one more set of secret backup is never bad.
Jason's SSRRC tech all indicates that he's fine. Communications either aren't getting through or they're being ignored, but his beacon is on and reading Jason's vitals just fine. His heartbeat's barely gone above resting the entire time he's been gone and when it has, it's been at fairly regular intervals and equivalent to him working out.
Since Jason having a fully functional communicator that he simply refuses to answer is completely in character for him, Tim's assuming he's just being a bitch. Or physically fine and biding his time for his own escape.
All of this is to say that when a glowing green tear rips itself into existence in the Batcave, Tim is wary, but half expecting Jason to walk out covered in ghost blood or something. His heartrate's up slightly, so he might have been escaping.
Instead, what looks like a perfectly normal cream-colored envelope drops out and the rip seals itself up seamlessly.
"Ransom note?" Cass asks, swaying.
"It could be tampered with, no one-" Bruce growls. Silly Bruce, if you wanted Dick to have any self control, you should have made him take a nap some time in the last two days.
Dick's already tearing the envelope open, reading aloud almost as an afterthought.
"'You are-' What? It says, 'You are cordially invited,' but 'cordially' is crossed out and it says 'reluctantly, because I know none of you will be normal about this' in... in Jay's handwriting." Dick's breathing hitches.
Bruce is already moving, but Tim is closer and fueled by eight cups of coffee and the growing suspicion that Jason is fucking with them. The invitation is in his hands and he's retreating around the Batcave, dodging an irate Batman as he reads from the beginning.
"'You are reluctantly, because I know none of you will be normal about this, invited to witness the marriage of Jason Peter Todd-Wayne, sometimes called The Red Hood, Defender of Crime Alley, Avenger of the People-'" Tim snorts at that one. Oh yeah, that's Jason's inner drama bitch all over. "Member of the Dead Robins Club-'"
Bruce looks pained, which like. Fair. Steph, stumbling out of the medbay raises one tired fist and says, "Holla," completely tonelessly.
"'Member of the Super Secret Replaced Robins Club-'" Tim mimicks Steph's fist pump. "Also holla. 'Former Outlaw and Titan to King Daniel 'Danny' James Fenton-Phantom, High King of the Infinite Realms, Defender of Amity Park, Keeper of the Tear Between Realms,' oooooo, ominous, 'Bridge between Human and Spirit,' yadda yadda, this guy has a lot of titles. Uh, scanning to the end..."
"Give me the paper, Tim."
Tim dodges Bruce again. "Blah blah blah, 'This is not written under duress, B get that stupid constipated look off your face,' he drops a bunch of all-clear codes... Oh! Here it is. Uh, the wedding's tomorrow at dusk in King Phantom's castle. It says transportation will be provided and then Jason's written, 'Wear normal people clothes or so help me God, I will burn the Manor to the ground and I'm only saving Alfie and the good cookie sheets.'"
Alfred looks touched. Tim is offended that he's apparently left to fend for himself in the burning Manor. Rude.
"We're not going."
Dick walks up to Bruce before anyone else can react, squishing his face between two hands and leaning in way too close. Tim subtly starts recording on his phone.
"Old man," Dick begins quietly with a brilliant, unhinged smile on his face. Bruce winces at Jason's nickname for him. "If you prevent me from going to my baby brother's wedding, Jason won't even have to light the match."
Tim stops recording because he's too busy falling off his chair laughing. But he did get Bruce's stupid face when Dick said it, so he figures Jason won't mind.
Soul healing
Damian was angry.
He was one of their best fighters, knew the layout of Arkham like the back of his hand, AND was on good terms with both Riddler and Ivy! Why wasnât he allowed to help in the breakout? What was the point of making him babysit!?!
Father had said he was to keep the child safe but heâd neglected to say why. And honestly, the child was three months old. Who would be hunting down an infant, why would they be hunting down an infant, and what would they do with an infant? If anyone was after the child, that is.
The infant in question was babbling incoherently and rolling around on her stomach. She squealed and he huffed. All he knew about her was the information in her file, which was surprisingly little. Three months old, no name and orphaned, she was of Brazilian heritage and her blood tests located her place of origin as BlĂźdhaven. She was moved to Gotham to be fostered, which is one of the stupidest decisions heâs ever heard of.
The foster parent in question was Daniel âDannyâ Nightingale. Nightingale showed incredible intelligence, graduating upper primary school two years early and high school in two. Currently a student at Gotham University Nightingale was double majoring in chemistry and aerospace engineering when he decided to apply for a New Jersey foster license, which he was given due to already having one in both Wisconsin and Ohio as well as his incredible record.
Nightingale was in the room with him and the infant. He was 14 years of age and had short black hair much like himself, but Nightingale was disturbingly pale and had almost ultramarine blue eyes. Nightingale was sitting with the child in front of his place on the couch. There was a gate in a circle connected to each end of the couch that contained a multitude of childrenâs toys and a few books. The infant was currently playing with a keychain-like toy while Nightingale entertained her.
One part of him wanted to sit and stew in his contempt, but the other, the son of the Bat, was deeply curious. What was so special about this child that it warranted himâan Al Ghul, Robin, heir to the mantle of Bat and Demons Throneâto act as bodyguard? Was it her heritageâcorrection, what was her heritage, because there was no other reason for her to be hunted. What else could it possibly be?
But when he began paying attention to the infant, it made him realize that the child was not the oddity he was sent to watch, but Nightingale. Nightingale acted normal for the most part, but when the infant made a certain soundâa loud shriekâhis pupils would retract and slit before expanding again, like a cats. That wasnât the oddest thing he noticed.
Nightingales teeth were sharp, and the more he babbled and cooed at the infant the more teeth Damian could see. It appeared all his teeth were canines except for the teeth in the normal place for canines. Those four teeth were long and thin, like a vipers. When the light hit his eyes his pupils shimmered, like a cat or an owls. His ears, which were slightly pointy, twitched every now and then. His nails were noticeably sharp as well, and his voice would sometimes distort. As if a record player were malfunctioning. And the infant would respond! Respond in that same distorted tongue. That loud shriek would turn into a two second wail that made his heartbeat rise to his ears and his vision blur. Then she would giggle or coo and it would end. He had to do something. Those wails were coming more and more often now, and she was starting to lose shape.
âWhat is this?â Damian snapped. âDonât worry,â Nightingale told him gently, âthis is normal for her species.â He blinked and processed his words. Species. She wasnât human. âIâm surprised the Bat picked up on it,â Nightingale continued, âHumans arenât usually susceptible to this sort of thing. But I also sorta expected it? Because heâs, yâknow, Batman.â
Nightingale smiled sweetly as she shrieked again, her outline blurring and walls shaking. He could feel his teeth rattling in his head. Suddenly Nightingales jaw unhinged with a quick clicking sound, as if his bones were straining and breaking, and an even louder whistle-hissing sound came from between his now many, many teeth. She stopped, her mouth in an âOâ and her eyes wide. He didnât notice before, but an infant her age shouldnât have teeth. Especially that sharp. And her eyes were a light yellow color, like straw.
Then she giggled, and began babbling like she didnât just use a sonic voice ability similar to Black Canaryâs. âDawww,â Nightingale cooed, tickling her, âsheâs developing quickly! Garalings usually only start fawning when they start walking.â Damian watched warily. He didnât want to get any closer, in all honesty. His ears were ringing.
But he was curious, so, so, curious. What was a Garaling? What was fawning and why did they do it after they began walking? Could all Garalings do this âfawningâ? Compared to other Garalings, exactly how fast is she developing? Is early development common?
Start with the most important. âWhat is a âGaralingâ?â Nightingale smiled at him again. âGaralings are an extradimensional species that reside in a place called The Valley. They act as lords of nature and patrons of a chosen plant or animal. Her fawning,â he tapped her nose and she giggled, âwill soon turn into either an animal sound or a sound of her own.â
âFascinating,â he muttered, âis it an attack?â âMore like a call to arms,â Nightingale leaned back, relaxed, as the infant shook her toy. âGathering her chosen animal or plant for whatever she needs.â Damian watched her chew on the toy, drooling and babbling.
âWhat are you?â âIâm dead. Well, sort of. How to explain thisâŚâ He thought for a moment. âThink of meâŚ.as the line between life and death, but not exactly limbo. More like I move the line. Sometimes more dead, and sometimes more alive. But always a bit of both.â Damian couldnât help but be reminded of Todd. And himself.
âYour not from this earth.â Nightingale smiled sadly. âI used to be. But not anymore. Even so I canât bring myself to fully leave, though I probably should.â âWhy? What makes you stay?â Nightingales eyes drifted away, back to the infant. âI want to continue the life I never got to finish. Experience the things I never got to experience. Do what I always wanted to do, even if itâs too late.â
He could understand that. Nightingale looked to be his age. To be ripped from life so soon was something he worried about constantly. Knowing that Nightingale wasâŚ..He understood wanting to stay, to pretend to be alive.
âWhat brought her here?â Nightingales face tightened. âCultists.â He sounded annoyed. âThey exist in every world and their always fond of sacrificing children. Even though my summons specifically say if Iâm offered children or anyone unwilling Iâll destroy the cult.â It took Damian a moment to understand the implications.
ââŚ.who are you?â Nightingale smiled at him again, and for a second his outline wavered like the infants had. âI am Danny Phantom, High King of the Infinite Realms, the afterlife dimension. I rule over everything and everyone whoâs died, if theyâve stayed dead or not. I am The Warm Winter, The Space Between, The Brightest Star. I act as Defender Of The Undead.â
âAnd what do you plan on doing with her? Why did you take her if you do not accept living offerings?â It was suspicious. Even though NightingaleâPhantoms titles painted him as benevolent, and his stance on sacrifice was very pacifistic, Damian knew better than to trust him just on those facts alone.
But he was being very honest, and it made him wonder why. Compared to Phantom, he was microscopic, a nuisance even. Why was he answering all his questions with seemingly endless transparency? âBecause her parents were apart of the cult that offered her, which is unfortunately a common case. I had to bring her here because I already have another offering child going to school here.â
âAnother?â He tilted his head, eyes narrowing. âHow many children have you kept?â He suddenly had a feeling. Not a bad one, justâŚa feeling. Phantom thought for a moment. âWell the first was Sirius, sheâs from a dimension where people are made completely out of star matter. She doesn't live with me anymore since sheâs all grown up now, but sheâs a really popular singer in the Realms! I can see if she set up her inter dimensional and universal site, her music is great!â
âCasey is my second, he was offered when he was about ten and heâs from a universe thatâs essentially the same as this one but everyone has magic. Heâs currently in his home dimension in school as well. He specializes in hydrokinese but heâs trying to learn Essokineses. Heâs a really quick learner but has a tendency to either give zero or a hundred, no in between.â
âA few months after that I was offered a pair of twins in their twenties. Well, they were built to look to be in their twenties, their actual age is, as of now, seven. Their from a world where hyper realistic androids have no rights and are destroyed if they develop sentience, so when they did they were offered to me because they thought it would get through my rule. They named themselves Poppy and Posies. They donât like to leave the Realm so their being homeschooled. They really enjoy learning and playing, and Poppyâs favorite thing to do is dance and Posies is jewelry making.â
âI got another infant from a dimension where everyoneâs a centaur a few weeks ago. I named her Amaranthe and her lower halfâs a sheep! Sheâs so cute. Sheâs not the best at walking yet but she loves jumping whenever she can. She likes playing perk-a-boo with the handmaidens. And the child going here is Aiden, he was offered a few months ago. He was originally from Kentucky but everyone in his hometown was apart of the cult and Lady Gotham likes me so weâre here now. Heâs still rattled but being on earth helps him so he can stay as long as he likes. He wants to get into a trade school.â
âAnd thisââ Phantom tapped the infant on the nose, who giggled and grabbed his finger. âIs Velvet! Like I said sheâs a Garaling from The Valley. I literally got her two weeks ago so her fake identity is pretty rushed and I think Batman could tell which is why youâre here. But I need to be here for Aiden, so sheâs probably going to stay with me for at least another four weeks or until her room in the Realms is ready.â
âYou have an adoption problem,â He groaned. God forbid his Father learn about this even though he knew he had to show him the footage being collected from his mask. Phantom laughed. âProbably. But itâs not like I could just give them away to someone else. Well, I could. But I donât want to. I donât have any family other than my sister, and sheâs still alive. So itâs nice to have people running around the castle.â
He respected it. Even though he was suspecting Phantom was older than he appeared, his physical appearance was probably the age he died at, he was still going out of his way to take in not only traumatized adults and children but infants. Heâd never dealt with infants but he had no doubt that they were a handful, even though Phantom said he had handmaidens he didnât seem like the type to let them do everything.
âHave you had any problems with vigilantes such as myself? I know Batman can be quite forceful and rude if he encounters something he does not understand.â Phantom allowed Velvet to shake his fingers with surprising strength. âNope! Iâm very good at staying under the radar. Thatâs why I was so surprised when Batman sent you. Like I said, humans arenât usually capable of picking up on things like the undead. But itâs probably that contaminated ecto you and him are covered in. Can I ask you about that, by the way?â
Contaminated Ecto? âWhatever do you mean by âcontaminatedâ? What is this ecto?â Phantom held his hand up and Damian watched, fascinated and horrified, as Lazarus water bled from his skin and rose into a ball. âThis is ectoplasm! Every ghost is made of it. Itâs our blood, flesh and atoms all in one. Judging by the look on your face youâve seen it before?â
Damian cleared his suddenly dry throat. âUh, yes. We call it Lazarus water, and it comes from Lazarus Pits.â Phantoms eyes narrowed. âPits? Like, a natural or artificial hole in the ground? It doesnât move or flow in and out? It just sits there?â Damian told him yes and explained the way the League used the Pits, the effects of being revived or healed by the water. By the end Phantoms carefree attitude had left and in its place was someone who held himself like a king.
âLet me put Velvet to bed.â He waved his hand and the gate and various toys began to float and put themselves away as he picked up Velvet and walked away. He was alone for a few minutes, watching as the toys stacked neatly in a toy box and thinking. There was a whole species of people made out of Lazarus Water. Ectoplasm. Pure ectoplasm. What heâd experienced, had contact with, was apparently so corrupted that Phantom had noticed it.
Phantom came back and sat next to him, running a hand through his hair. âOk, so; ectoplasm has a mind of its own. It connects with and enhances emotions. Thatâs why a lot of ghosts are angry or sad. Because the ectoplasm connects with the feelings they had when they were dying, and thatâs why ghosts are so emotional. Itâs all weâre made of. Some people donât become ghosts but their emotions do. We call those blob ghosts.â
Phantom looked disturbed. âEctoplasm canât just sit there or else itâll start to deteriorate, mold. Itâll become poisonous, borderline radioactive. It needs to be moving and connected with more ectoplasm to filter it out. Yes it does having insane healing properties but itâs not supposed to hurt you. Never supposed to hurt you. Again it has a mind of its own. Most ectoplasm wants to create new life, heal and help. If this Lazarus water is hurting people, itâs because it wants to. And thatâs really, really bad.â
âYou said it was boiling?â Damian nodded. âThatâs also not good. Ectoplasm is supposed to be cold. Thatâs why most people who contact ghosts feel cold or the temperature drop. Iâve never heard of ectoplasm boiling before.â Phantom looked very troubled. âYou said these pools are controlled by the League of Assassins?â At his nod he waved his hand and a small white circle appeared next to him.
Through the circle he could see only what appeared to be a bookshelf. Phantom traced the spine of a few before pulling one out and closing the circle, flipping through the book. Damian leaned over to read. It seemed to be a list of people. At first he didnât recognize them, but then the name The Sensei appeared at the top of a page labeled âThe Demons-Al Ghulâ
It was a family tree. One heâd seen and studied more than a million times. It showed his ancestors, great grandfather, Raâs, his Mother, Dusan, Nyssa, even Mara and Iâson. And him. Phantom pointed at his name. âIs this you?â He swallowed.
There wasnât any real point in lying. He already knew, but if his Father found out heâd get in trouble despite the recording showing Phantom had figured it out himself. âUh, yes. Yes it is.â Phantom nodded then flipped more pages before coming across a map. He folded the page out and Damian saw it was seven small but detailed maps. Maps of the locations of the Pits.
âHoly shit,â he muttered, âPhantom you can not let anyone find this book. If this got into the wrong handsââ Phantom laughed. âDonât worry, Damian. These kinds of books are only in the castle library. No one other than me and my family can get in there.â He flipped through a few more pages before coming across one with a sketch of the Lazarus Pits. Phantoms eyes scanned the pages quickly, growing more concerned the more he read.
âDo you have any of these symptoms? The anger, lost time and enhancement?â Damian bit his lip. âIâŚused to. The Pit rage and blackouts faded after time and I have no enhancement that I know of. But, one of my brothers, Jason ToddâŚâ Phantom muttered the name, opening another circle and pulling out another book. He flipped through it quicker than before and pointed at a page near the back.
âJason Peter Todd-Wayne?â Damian nodded. Phantom sighed again. âHeâs a revenant, an angry spirit that was put to rest and then forced back into life. Itâs no wonder these symptoms stuck with him; this Pit probably attached itself to his barely formed core. Itâs a miracle his bodyâs still functioning.â
âWhatâs a core?â Damian leaned over and red more names in the book, all unrecognizable. âA core is a ghosts soul. Each core has a sort of unique elemental power or structure to them. I have an ice core.â Phantom opened his hand and Damian watched as wisps of ice and snow rose out of his palm.
âOk, so; a ghosts age depends on how long theyâve been dead for and how developed their core is. So someone who dies at a hundred will suddenly become a newborn ghost. Ghosts get more powerful with time, and depending on how violently they died they might become newborn ghosts who are already really powerful. I was one of those instances.â
Phantom opened another circle and pulled out another book. âEvery new ghost will usually search for or be found by an older ghost whoâll become their caretaker or âparentâ. These ghosts are supposed to teach the new ghosts about their powers, what type of ghost they are, how their religious beliefs will affect their afterlife. I had a really, really old ghost named Clockwork.â
Phantom flipped through the pages again and showed him one. It seemed to be a medical diagram of a ghost. It was fascinating; they didnât appear to have muscles or organs, but rather this core acted as not only their stomach and heart but their brain. In fact their whole body seemed to be one big vein, the whole thing circulating this ectoplasm throughout it.
âFinding a new âparentâ is really, really important. Like I said before ghosts are nothing but emotions. So when we get lonely, itâs like a major depressive episode. We start hurting ourselves and others, we do things that go against our beliefs or moral codes, we do anything to bring any sort of attention to ourselves. Is this similar to anything Jason went through after being forced back?â
âI believe so? I donât know what he was really thinking, but he definitely did horrible things that he would never have done before.â Damian didnât miss the wording Phantom used. Forced. Todd didnât come back to life, he was dragged back. Raâs wanted to come back, his Father wanted to come back, he wanted to come back. But Todd had been put to rest somehow. Todd had moved on.
âIf Todd had moved on before being forced back, why would he react so violently? If heâd been at peace, why all the anger?â Phantom closed the book and pulled out another, flipping through it to another diagram, but this time it was of a core. It was cut up the way heâd seen cells be in schoolbooks. âI honestly donât entirely know, and I would have to see Jason or take him to one of my doctor's, but I think itâs because of the Pit.â
âAs I said, ectoplasm is slightly sentient. But if this Lazarus water is working the same way normal ectoplasm does but maliciously, then Jasonâs entire core might be made out of this corrupt ecto. It might have connected with one of his dying feelings, anger, and blew it out of proportion.â Damian bit the inside of his cheek. Todd would not be happy to learn his new soul is made out of mold and corruption. Heâd take it the completely wrong way.
âHow would we fix something like this? If a core is every organ, how would we get rid of the Lazarus water his very soul is now made of?â Phantom thought again. âMaybe we could flush it? Like, get him pills or an IV of pure ectoplasm and try to push it out. I donât really know, but I know a doctor who might.â Damian hesitated before speaking again.
ââŚWould the Lazarus water fight back? Is it sentient enough to do that? What if by doing this it inadvertently harms him?â Phantoms made a displeased sound. He snapped the book closed and put it back in the portal before turning to him. âI donât know, but I can find out. The book said thereâs one of theses Pits in the Batcave, is that true?â He saw where this was going.
âMy father would never let you in,â he started, âBut you can bring me some.â Phantom finished. âI can get you some transport-safe tubes from one of my doctors, and they can look it over and find out how it works. If we find out a way to purify it, we may be able to use that to purify all the pits.â It was optimistic, but hell, he could use some hope in his life. And if he got caught, the mask footage would be his saving grace.
âIf it is for the purpose of curing Todd of his Pit madness, then I will do whatever needs to be done. Where will you get these containers?â Phantom smiled and opened another portal, this time showing what looked like a laboratory table filled with beakers and containers with a green tint. Phantom grabbed five vials with stoppers and tongs. He handed them to him, and then grabbed a rack and gave him that as well.
âWant me to open one to the Batcave?â âIf you wouldnât mind.â Thatâll make it far easier to get to and from, and lessen his chances of getting caught. Phantom stood and opened a much larger white circle, and it showed the closely guarded Lazarus Pit that was deep in the cave. He quickly filled the vials and went back in the apartment. âWhat now?â Phantom secured the tops with ice before replying, âNow I take this to the Far Frozen. Thatâs where the best doctors in the Infinite Realms are, theyâre a group of Yetis.â
âHow long will it take you? How long will it take for them to test it?â âI donât know,â Phantom opened a larger portal, showing a frozen tundra. There seemed to be a large cave of ice in the distance. âBut Iâll be back as soon as possible. Weâll find a way to get rid of the Lazarus Pits, and purify your brother. I promise.â He said it with such certainty and confidence that for a second Damian fully believed him.
In a flash of white Phantomâs hair had turned a snow white and his eyes Lazarusâectoplasm green. He was wearing a black suit similar to a superheroâs with white gloves and boots, and he had what looked to be a crown of northern lights. He had a white cape thatâs inside showed stars, and the absolute power he radiated almost knocked Damian down. Phantom smiled at him, reassuringly and calm, then stepped into the portal. It closed without a sound, and Damian was left with his thoughts.
Skeleton Invasion
Pariah's castle was boring, and since Danny had inherited it he hadn't really done anything with it, although he felt a little bad for the skeleton soldiers (even though he wasn't sure they actually had a personality, they always acted the same).
So he sent them on missions around the universes. They would probably cause a bit of chaos but they were the best option to investigate, since they couldn't die.
When one of them found many cracks to the Realms, he informed Danny immediately, and Danny sent more skeletons, just to be on the safe side.
Unbeknownst to him, the young King had caused panic in the DC universe. The Justice League wasn't sure what to make of the skeleton invasion (technically they weren't doing harm, they seemed to be wandering around and looking for something), it became a problem when they discovered what they were looking for.
Lazarus pits, the skeleton army was looking for Lazarus pits (Batman wondered if the skeleton's "master" wanted to use the pits), looking on in dismay, the League prepared for an impending invasion.
Though none of them expected a teenager emerging from a portal and congratulating the skeletons. What?
Finally a chance to use this picture!
They did a Good Job? B-Boss.. Is Proud??
Imagine them hearing Danny going around all his bone buddies. Giving them praise! Like, oh good job! We can fix the cracks real quick now you found the problem guys!!!! I'm so proud of you?
And now they have to be like.... What crack? Why is he fixing them? Why did he send an army to find them?
Someone said something about the skeletons being named by Danny in the comments but don't they all look kinda similar?
Solution: they have nametags
Yes! He gets them all personalised dog tags. And they all get a different name. Because they are individuals dammit!
Lmao I was thinking about having these super intimidating skeletons wearing colorful grocery store nametages like, "Hello, my name is: victor" but I like the dogtags too. It keeps the dark and edgy aura in tack
They have the choice of what their name tag looks like.
(Danny has been working to get them used to autonomy and choices and that was one of the first. He hopes that some day they'll feel comfortable to even decide whether they like the name they were given or if they want to choose a new one. They just aren't there yet. Hence why Danny named them.)
Some chose dog tags.
Some chose those little grocer name tags.
Some chose ID badges.
And one notable skeleton decided to slap one of those stickers right onto the front of their helmet, with the name written in pink glitter gel pen.
Hello. My name is:
Steven
Danny loves them so much! Look how far they are coming! A month ago they would never have dared! I am so proud of them!!!!!
He sets out little trinkets they can use to decorate their armour as well. Like, this is the table of things if you want them. So some of them have horns. A few have pom poms. One has a 'don't kiss the cook' apron
And GOD HELP YOU if you mess with the Individualizing Decorations their beloved child king boss gave them. Reduce their bones to a fine paste? Meh. They'll walk it off. Kill their comrades? You missed. Man, you suck.
Touch the small, squishy, blep froggo toy carefully glued to their shoulder like a pirate's parrot?
I am Death. Destroyer of worlds. Give me your entrails that I may chew upon them like a small angry dog!
We leave our comrades Individual Decor ALONE, guys. Does he have to send you to the sulky bones box? He'll send you to the sulky bones box! It's BORING in there! Don't think he won't do it!
*remorseful and contrite bone noises*
Better. Honestly. You guys are so- Hmm? *soldier wanders up and points to what MIGHT be a daisy, that they painted on their chest plate* Oh! Very GOOD! That BEAUTIFUL, Sampson! I like the colors! You're a good artist!
*the bone soldier does not outwardly change expressions, yet seems to be preening. They leave.*
Imagine when they start to reciprocate. The first time they give him a hat they made? He just ugly sobs. He's so happy. Looks at them!!!!!!!
They made him a gift!!!! Because they thought he would like it!!!!! It's hideous but he wears it anyway!
When Danny steps out of the portal he is looks like an 8 year olds arts and crafts themed birthday party threw up on him.
The JL are just standing there thinking âdo not comment on skeleton army leaders outfit. do not comment on skeleton army leaders outfit. do not comment on skeleton army leaders outfit.â
Especially as Danny is gushing about how well they are doing.
"Millenia of belonging to a genocide maniac, and all it took was some TLC to help them regain their autonomy! M so proud of them! "
And the JL are like. It's cute. But me eyes!!!!
and if, little by little, leaving uniformity, it begins physically to dissociate one from the other. This one has a bit wider shoulders now, this one lost a few inches and... this one personalized her armor to have boobs?
and when one of them had his eyes light up blue. Danny broke down in tears and a party was thrown! He decided that it would now be the equivalent of Bruce's birthday which will be celebrated on this day !!
The Realms really love how kind their King is. Look at him! He's even helping Pariah's army! Helping them regain their sense of self!
Constantine tries to ask about him. And all he gets is proud parental gushing. When he reports back to the main League he just kinda shrugs.
John: Look. Their boy King is apparently the Realms baby darlin. The least complimentary thing I was told about him. Was that he's a bit bonkers. He's apparently trying to unbrain wash all of the tyrants slaves. So I don't think we ave to worry too much.
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I can imagine Constantine has heard of this. But he doesnât expect the true horror of *the hat*.
and when he sees it he has to hold on dearly to stop from screaming obscenities
John: It looks like a lot of fucking love went into its crafting.
Danny: Awww! Thatâs the most honest statement anyoneâs ever made!!!
John internally going *Thank fuck! I didnât fuck it up!*
Danny: I know it's a bit... eccentric! But they worked so hard ya know? And they were so hurt. I'm sure when they get a bit more personality back they will be horribly embarrassed by it!
John: .... Yer a sadistic fuck under all that smiley happy facade. Aren't ya?
Danny: No one will believe you!
John:.... Gotta be honest. It's a bit of a relief. Ya got ta have a bit of cruelty lurkin to keep yer throne. Means I'll not have ta worry about some prick stealin ya throne.
Danny: Urgh. You have no idea! You should see what I did to the Observants. Stupid eyeballs tried to have me ended over a possibility!
John:.... The eye ball fucks? Why did ya do?
Danny: Got Fright Knight to help me set up a nightmare Realm. They are stuck watching every single terrible reality TV show ever made. In any dimension or timeline. And unable to close their eye.
John: You sick son of a bitch. That's incredible. So these cracks?
Danny: Ah! Yeah, holes in reality! They should NOT be that way. Totally unhealthy. Every Realm needs like, a porous veil. But actual tears? Holy fuck no! So I send the bones unit out. Make sure there aren't any in dimensions. Since I'm not waging war. And they need some sort of job that isn't moulder in a castle.
John: And ya can fix these tears then?
Danny: Yup! And banish all the rank ecto! Super dangerous for the living! No one's fallen in right?
John: about that... Go talk to bats. Please wear The Hat.
Danny*mischievous grin*: you got it!
Danny putting on his unique hat: do you want to watch their reaction from afar?
Batman frowned at the message in front of him. Constantine had somehow discovered the reason he skeleton army was on Earth. And apparently the entity responsible was her for peaceful reasons. And had agreed to a meeting. Now it was up to them to choose a suitable place for said meeting. The halls of Justice would be the best place.
How he had convinced said entity? Batman was sure he didn't want to know. He knew enough about the wizards methods to want nothing to do with them. And he would still ensure there were defences in place. Constantine was not always a reliable judge of character. Better to have a safety precaution in place. Or five.
The Justice League were arranged around the meeting table. Waiting for John and his 'guest' to arrive. A swirling green (since when were his portals the shade?) Portal appeared. John stumbled through. Followed by a glowing teen. He looked to be 17 or thereabouts. and he was wearing, perhaps the ugliest hat ever seen by man. Even Batman winced slightly upon seeing it.
John waved the teen(??) To a chair before introducing each JL member. Before theatrically bowing to the entity.
John: May I present, His Majesty. The High King of the Infinite Realms. Realm of the restless dead. King Phantom has sent his pet project out to find tears between dimensions. To patch em up. The previous King was such a tyrant he got locked up. So no one had the ability to fix these issues. Not till King Phantom defeated the old King.
Batman really wanted to sigh. The man hadn't even warned them he was royalty. And the Hat. The Hat spoke of teen mischief. The King of an entire afterlife? Was an overpowered teen. Fantastic. Wonderful news.
I think Batmanâs exhaustion will grow when he realizes- based on the traded looks between Constantine and Phantom- that the two actively chose to omit any mention of The Hat. They held aligned mischief. The King of an entire afterlife had a humor that- at least somewhat- aligned with Constantineâs, enough so to keep quiet long enough for this whole thing.
And heâll have to sit in a meeting with that type of teenager.
Heâs not sure if his training (aka, dealing with his kids) will help him maintain his sanity by the end of the whole scenario. He may need someone to throw forwards as a bufferâŚ
He's gonna throw Superman at it. Midwestern polite? Go do your thing.
wouldn't Danny also be capable of Midwestern Polite� (capable, not default) they're gonna get on a polite off and then Danny's gonna suddenly switch back to gremlin any time *anyone* else talks to him. give everybody whiplash
Batman would have a few seconds of relief. And then... Oh, oh no! He has made... A Mistake! There's two of them. And Clark seems fond of the boy King..... Of course he is. Why wouldn't he be. Great...
Consider, "how are you going to fix the cracks in reality"
A). Nonawnser
B). Skeleton labor
C). I'm a spit on it
Danny: Nothing a bit of spit and elbow grease won't fix!!
Danny: And for everything else, there's always duct tape! đ *riiiip*
@ailithnight
Your response fit so well added here đđđđ
*Danny and a Batfam member having a friendly chat at a cafe. They've known each other for a few months now*
Batfam member: "You know, you actually kinda look like B with a few minor differences. Prime adoption bait. Hope you're not another secret love child of his." *laughs*
Danny: *Starts sweating bullets because he is in fact, Bruce's kid but from a different dimension where instead of being a himbo billionaire, he's a himbo ghost hunter named Jack who almost killed him before he got here .* "Haha, you don't say?"
Batfam member: *Clocks in on sudden shift in mood* "Please tell me you're not."
Danny: "So do you want the short and funny story, or the long and sad one? Yes, there's a right answer."
Batfam member: *crying because they can never have a normal sibling*
Danny: Also, do you believe in ghosts?
Batfam member: *cries even more*
AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percyâs dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percyâs dad so now heâs like âYEP olâ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your motherâs eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my coverâ
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like âhow on earth did I dodge THAT bulletâ
op, your tags have been peer-reviewed and accepted by the committee
Dp x DC crossover
I'm feeling inspired to give vlad a bad time.
So let's say the batfam know vlad as an old ritch dude that gives them bad vibes. One day vlad and danny end up at one of Bruce's galas. Danny didnt come with vlad he came with sam, he was very unhappy to see vlad there.
So the batfam take notice of vlad being a creep and following danny around, they try to keep an eye on the situation but get distracted. When they notice danny and vlad missing from the party they discreetly look for them.
Then jason (who was recently found "miraculously alive" and had to attend wayne galas again) found vlad cornering danny and overheard him saying "you will be mine Daniel". Jason stormed over there and clocked vlad in the face and pulled danny away.
Bruce spotted them and came over to them. Before jason or danny could say anything vlad came over there with a bloody nose saying "bruce your child just hit me" and bruce would give jason his disappointed father look "well mabey next time dont act like a pedophile" danny #1 little shit says flatly.
Jason gives bruce the see-I-had-a-reason face. Bruce looks at vlad coldly "want to explain?" Bruce asks. Vlad rolls his eyes and places his hand on Danny's lower back saying "oh I was just telling Daniel how much I enjoy his company" in a very creepy way.
They see danny trying to get vlad to stop touching him but vlad just dosnt stop. Before Bruce or jason can move vlad is hit in the face with a.... thermos. And is knocked out. Vlad is knocked out cold and danny is staring down at him with a cold smile "hands off frootloop".
Bruce asks danny if he's ok and danny is "yeah I'm use to him being creepy" and bruce is concerned "this happens often?" "Yeah hes my godfather and my parents dont think he can do no wrong, so I have to see him regularly" danny sighs.
Jason looks danny dead in the eye and asks "want me to kill him" and bruce gives him a look, jason just flips him off. "How is your home life?" Bruce asks and Jason gives him a look. It looks like danny escaped one frootloop just to attract another.
Jason looking off into the distance, "I need to go see a butler about a shotgun- don't adopt the kid before I get back, B."
Jason: who is that?
Danny: my actual date for this gala.
âWait, wait, wait, short baby Robin, back it up. You followed a radioactive green dog into the sewers? With no weapons?â
âDonât be an idiot Grayson, I always have a weapon on me. Itâd be counterproductive if I didnât. Anyway- the dog disappeared and I was already down there so I followed the voices to this roomââ
âYou followed voices?!?â
âDo try to keep up.â Damian snipped. âYes, and there was a room down there, like some sort of tomb and then I pulled this guy out of the coffin there.â And subsequently gave himself mild frostbite he was guessing by the way he still couldnât feel his hands. Dick looked mid aneurysm at Damianâs minimal explanation but that had the benefit of him not asking anymore questions as he let them into the apartment, offering to take the teenager from Damian wordlessly.
âDid he tell you anything?â Dick pressed fingers to the teenâs wrist, brow furrowed. âLow pulse, okay. Okay. To the living room then. Was he awake when you got him out?â
âFor a few moments.â
âAnd did you ask him for a name?â
âNo.â
âDamian.â
âI was preoccupied with finding a living person in a glass coffin Grayson. He did say one thing though.â Besides thanking Damian but he was keeping that to himself for as long as he could.
âWhat was it?â
âThe Packers suck.â
âLike the football team?â Dick questioned and Damian shrugged.
"Wait-wait wait wait, I could have changed my appearance this whole time?!"
When Danny is ranting and raving to Skulker about how Vlad is so cringe, and how Danny is lucky to not have his ghost form look like a vampire, Skulker actually calls a time out in their fight.
"Ghost Welp," he says, "He chose that form, as I chose this one for easy escape in case my prey is more than I can handle. Were you unaware?"
And Danny, who has been lowkey terrified of someone just putting his human face next to his ghostly one and figuring everything out, has his brain just short out. For a bit.
After the freakout, and then subsequently beating Skulker into the dirt, Skulker reluctantly walks him through how to choose a form.
Danny decides to choose something different from Vlad. Very different. Danny refuses to be a dracula wannabe.
But what to choose?