Creaky floor board official

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Somebody needs to fix you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Shut up you little shit.. no one will believe you..

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

You shut up before I break you more.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

.. you bitch

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

That's it.

*Caretaker picks up his giant spade and slams it into the floorboards, shattering them *

[creakyfloorboard-official]

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Weird.

*He stabs his spade into every single piece*

[creakyfloorboard-official]

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

*The Caretaker leaves*

Nope.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

Fairwell..

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Somebody needs to fix you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Shut up you little shit.. no one will believe you..

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

You shut up before I break you more.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

.. you bitch

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

That's it.

*Caretaker picks up his giant spade and slams it into the floorboards, shattering them *

[creakyfloorboard-official]

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Weird.

*He stabs his spade into every single piece*

[creakyfloorboard-official]

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Somebody needs to fix you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Shut up you little shit.. no one will believe you..

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

You shut up before I break you more.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

.. you bitch

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

That's it.

*Caretaker picks up his giant spade and slams it into the floorboards, shattering them *

[creakyfloorboard-official]

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

We have multiplied

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Somebody needs to fix you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Shut up you little shit.. no one will believe you..

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

You shut up before I break you more.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

.. you bitch

…creak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

Somebody needs to fix you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

Shut up you little shit.. no one will believe you..

…creeeak..

[the-caretaker-offical]

can you see?

Nope! I just listen for things!

[gaslight-offical]

So you were lying to me yesterday. That's... wow.

[the-caretaker-offical]

What? I never talked to you.

[creakyfloorboard-official]

…creeeak..

[niyarest]

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[do-not-u-dare]

🚫🫵

-

WTF DO I PUT FOR DARE

[themockingbirdnebula]

ℹ🅰Ⓜ🅰🐺🔶

i don’t have a fox emoji on my device wtf 😭

[tophat-offical]

🎩

if I had to describe what I am though. It’d be: 🦪🎩🦷🤤🍄‍🟫

[hitman-offical]

👊♂️

[british-kiwi-lad-offical]

🇬🇧🇳🇿🧑‍🦱

[nixie-offical]

🦈🔬

[unsatan-offical]

❌👹👔

[can-tab-eater-offical]

🥫📑🍽️

…Only can and only tabs they have…

[breadteleporter-offical]

🍞➡️🍞

[bananabreadoffical]

🍌🍞

[guywholivesinyourwalls-offical]

🧍‍♂️🏠➡️🫵🧱

[creakyfloorboard-official]

📣⬇️🪵

[dogpuppy]

[creakyfloorboard-official]

hi

[gaslight-offical]

@oil-offical get them.

[oil-offical]

NEED FOR LUBRICATION DETECTED

[creakyfloorboard-official]

WHAT

[creakyfloorboard-official]

hi

[creakyfloorboard-official]

I must say! Explaining to ‘straight’ guys that liking femboys is in fact gay is very difficult

I failed

he thinks he’s straight

bitch I know you like women too you’re bi

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

guys watch out, @autism-offical stole my kneecaps and might be coming for yours next.

[autism-offical]

Yeah >:)

WAIT DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT CUZ THEN THEY KNOW WHAT'S COMING

[dandelion-crayon-offical]

TOO LATE

@spiderman-offical STOP THEM!!!

[spiderman-offical]

Uhhh…uuhhh…bam!

Get distracted with this puppy!

[autism-offical]

PUPPY!!!

you get to keep your kneecaps today :D

[perfection-official]

does an image of my perfect son CatKuna count as a way of keeping knees?

[autism-offical]

Depends if catkuna is a cat

[perfection-official]

indeed, he’s my perfect cat son.

[autism-offical]

You can keep your kneecaps if I can see him

[perfection-official]

Aight perfect

[autism-offical]

KITTY!!!!!!!!

You get to keep your kneecaps!!!

[perfection-official]

YAYAYAYA PERFECT!!

[creakyfloorboard-official]

I saw this early today before school and at lunch my friend told me my knees looked fake

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[official-vermont-fr]

Get vermonted, op :]

[thecosmicjellyfish]

Hey @walmart-the-official ik I’m not moot but this is funny and op needs this tattoo

[creakyfloorboard-official]

I don’t usually ping Satan, but this is the time. @satan-offical

[tormentedpenguin86]

11

[kuraikocho]

18 :3

[yourl0calqueer]

20 :3

[purple-dinosaur17]

17 or 18 depending on who you count as famous

[silly-activites]

14 / 15 for the same reason

[purple-dinosaur17]

ive met a few authors? But I don’t know if they count as famous

[snipemeout]

23

[archangel-uriel-offical]

13

I’ve met Awkwafina, she liked my hair

[can-tab-eater-offical]

14

[creakyfloorboard-official]

15 😔 I want to do more stuff

[whale-shark-offical]

Plankton

[creakyfloorboard-official]

do you only eat plankton

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[thingonthenet]

thinginthenet

damn. I guess I’m a better typer than I thought

[adam-w1nner]

poptartr3gd#t3v4

[crtsnaek-deactivated20260403]

kandusnak

close enough ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[simponshedletsky]

simpondhrflrydku

i was… close?

[sillyyarteest-deactivated202510]

sillyyaeteddy

I GOT THE START 😔

“sillyyaeteddy”

… PSYCHO TEDDY!1!1!1!!1

[cam1-1co]

Cam1_axam

AGHHH CLOSE ENOUGH-😭…

[circuitry-entomology]

Nocqgtuweeiolofwit

tf-

[sllop]

ithinkilokelamps

Hey, that’s pretty good

@max-wanna-die

You should do this

[max-wanna-die]

max;wannma-dis

Close enough

@imjustlivingman18 @mrfancyheels @nofancyangelhere

[imjustlivingman19]

Umhustoijfingmsn1+

@thyrandomed1tor @arianna-cherry-blossom @yukiplzno @str3ssb3rry @loiyourlocalperson @brutusisfromrome @approved-sacrifice @tobyloverheh @habit-iwilleaturfamily

[how-and-why-are-you-here]

How*a d*why*areO#¥^I$242

It was going pretty well for a while actually. I forgot where my - was :(. But the fact you can read 3 words right is good enough for me! ima do this with my main too

kitkattgwkotktkat

actually also not too bad, am content with this result!

@a-little-buggy @unfrieddough11 @unjudgmentalnoob @fluffyyyfrog9000 @aruemon and open tags for my moots (and others who wanna join!)

[a-little-buggy]

A-p8ttle-vygg6

I SOMEHOW got the dashes, but very little else 😂 open tags for anyone who’d like to try! And also @ratbugs @is-the-fire-real @six-raccoons @tami-isnt-here @howtotrainabraincell

[six-raccoons]

Six taacciije

Close! I didn’t even try to get the dash, lol

@five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat @the-raccoon-in-your-walls

^ if you two do this good luck to you raccoon is not easy!

[the-raccoon-in-your-walls]

thw racon i rout walla

lmao wtf

@pastelpanik @p-artsypants @therealheket @notmyfaultnotmyproblem

good luck y'all lol

[notmyfaultnotmyproblem]

notmyfqjltbit yl4obm4.

wtf, skills me ig?

@purple-dinosaur17 @blackcatinabuckethat @jurassicworldisbetter @biggestqiblifan

[blackcatinabuckethat]

uhhhh alr

Glasgow ignoring

Oh god it autocorrected uhhhhhhhh

Blavkvqyibavuwj yhqt

Much better!

@rollercrowster @viddles-is-a-nerd (Now I finally tag YOU >:3) @stupidocornetto @callofwinter

[viddles-is-a-nerd]

(Thanks for tagging me :3)

Idel a is a news

I mean better than I’d do I got the is a at least lol

@cantspellanexitey @sleepybunnysnail @n0turexosk3llington @wooteena @romeos-demise

Good luck <3

[sleepybunnysnail]

@viddles-is-a-nerd if you think THAT was better than you thought you’d do there’s something seriously wrong

Anyways, here’s my attempt:

Xkrfkhbbjgsbahl

Yeah…. I can’t judge can I? I got like…. 4 letters correct.

Yay…

@aussiebeth @salems3v3rwatching3y3s @sugar-blaze @aiden-star @redrose3912 @kustarbush @khaos-creator

[aussiebeth]

aissiebeth

omg wait i’m cracked that’s so good!

@robbinbobbyn @fledgeheart

[yourfavegoober]

Yourfabkriegoober

Yooo I think I did good :3

@fledgeheart

[fledgeheart]

I fear I can’t even type with my eyes open

Fledgeheasrt

WTF WHY AN I BETTER AT TYPING WITH MY EYES CLOSED?????

@n0turexosk3llington @trishq @/anyone /nf

[n0turexosk3llington]

TY FOR THE TAG BESTIE!!!

nrurexoskellington

OMG NOT THAT BAD

TAGS: @confused-93 @dalakite @baffledbirdbandit @amethysttable + open tags and no pressure!!

[confused-93]

TY FOR THE TAG EXOOO

confused_93

DAMN WHAT THE HELL

how the actual fuck did i get the underscore-

@ilovesillycatssssss @pearldiverrrrr @hermitart @hartogtm @jamesmarriottsboyfriend @theadventuresofcas @thisshitsgettingreal @sage-1324 no pressure <3

[theadventuresofcas]

thanks for the tag!! i have done this before and i did alright

theadventuresofcwe

hey look at that i fucking did something 💪💪

@ghostofpatrickshand get up here you fuck

[ghostofpatrickshand]

okay im here fucker

here goes…. ghostofpatricjsgand

kinda close i guess 💀

@keircat7 i summon thee

[keircat7]

keircat6

OMG I JUST MISSED THE NUMBER WHAT!!??? Damn.

@wyked-rebellion @anngstythings @that-stanford-girlie Get over here guys:)

[condors-safety]

that-stabfordAw(84@83

WOAH WTF🤣🤣🤣

damn okaylmao

@cevans-is-classic @impala-dreamer @idkbuttheythem @peoplewatching-notstalker @pieandflannel @amyethereall + anyone else!

[idkbuttheythem-deactivated20250]

idk bless rrjeyylryem

Huh😭😭 wth is that

Im gonna accept this ig🙂‍↕️

@milliwashere @hkatsikatouermh @yandereloverrrrr @shinyy-tea @shoujosoulsite @11-asher-11 + you!!

[imaproperstranger]

ims a peopwe stranger

nailed it!

@david-watts @bonsai-the-malevolent-boykisser @s0wi @urfavcrime @itscapital @stravinsky-naked-photos @fastenyourseatbelts @masterofdachaos + anybody who feels like it

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

plrsdr-be nice I’m zenditive

Not too bad

[weareallpanickingatthisdisco]

We’re w low kfk b Wh hone rkefk

What? I got one word right lmao :D

[jinxedchikin]

Jinxedchukin

..Good enough.

@ervikirvi @vikinghelmet-27

[ervikirvi]

rrvikirvi

rrrrrrrrrrr

@rafareba

[rafareba]

rafateba ooooohhh so close

@normystical @aneptunicperson @b3aut1fulpr1nc3ssd1s0rd3r @malkoddith

[a-lesbian-frogg]

ansotjnucpersin

Well isn’t that something

@pluto-is-crashing-out you can tag everyone else lol

[pluto-is-crashing-out]

pluto-biz dZbj. ‘ohf

wut

tags!

@willis-cant-do-this @geo-is-fucked @abscshshhd @eatin-bread-n-cryin @green-the-corvus @fluffyyyfrog9000 @doompicklez @thedeadskincellsonyourpillow @faerieofthenight @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

idk with ricw

[slumberofthesea]

Slumberofthesea

Legitimately a god. Everyone start bowing.

Huzzah! To the ring we invite: @8-rae-rae-8 @theoneautisticthespian @i-eatchildren16 @orangeswithsquirrelfaces @prince-of-places @pleadingmantis @pbxkreal @polteergeistt @awakeofthedesert @asexualnerdpanic @auseryoumayknow @sleepyselkiesiren @sspadfoot @kaiserinemmelin @kae-eee @cosmo-vostok @c0nstantlyscreaming @blobbyblobblobblobblob @bloodstainedden @narniasclosetvoltron

[cosmo-vostok]

Cosmo-Vostok

Ooh auto caps came in I think but I’m a decent typer!

@hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @baskabytheanglerfish @soulsofthedead

[baskabytheanglerfish]

baskavubtbeabgkergksb

not very good at all whoopsie

Keep reading

[evyyy77]

Evyuy8

This is my alter ego guys, trust✨✨

Idk who to be tag except for @the-last-dinner-party-girl so uh other than that open tags :3

[kindregardsfrommylifetoyours]

kindtegarfsfrommylifetoyours

NOT BAD EYYYY

also this is one of them games that only works on mobile

@ivysbea, @aldestroyerofworlds, @chaos-ducks, @the-toaster-rat, @azriel-is-gay, @c0nstantlyscreaming, @1shouldbedoinghomeworknow + open tags

[chaos-ducks]

Gaia-du kz

Uhhhhhh anyway

@someacedude @tuekytail @the-queen-of-geese @aceofpans @butterflyoffreedom and open tags :)

[creakyfloorboard-official]

creaknpygoiithodtf.joggvso LMAO

[trans-junk-rat]

[ahopefulbromantic]

ahopelessromantic

(that was actually the idea behind it)

[angeltreasure-deactivated202505]

Deviltrash

[cheerfullycatholic]

Sorrowfullyatheist

[defire]

Dewater

[darkenby]

Lightcisgender

[mikefrankscigarettes-deactivate]

bro uh

jinu-saja-boys ig

[chaotic-alien190]

Orderly human

[nettle95]

Deadplantlife26

[not-ready-for-gaster]

ready for gaster

[blueishspace]

Reddishtime

[inversaldamage]

dullkicks

[exhausted-frozen-water]

energetic-melted-fire

whats the opposite of water. fire feels wrong

[tekeruthewhimsical]

tekerutheorderlywoman?

Idk, just replacing trap with reverse trap does not feel right, but neither does replacing it with woman.

[official-doctor-robotnik]

unofficial mr sonic

I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT 🤬🤬🤬

[no-one-offical]

someone unofficial.

[oldersister-offical]

youngerbrother-unofficial

[totally-cis-offical]

Definitely-not-trans-unofficial

[sleep-offical]

awake-unofficial

[creakyfloorboard-official]

silentcarpet-unoffical

I had to remove the I for this /silly