AnasAbdin
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Andulka
Love Begins
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Janaina Medeiros
#extradirty
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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@daylightapathy
ya know sometimes i forget that i can post on social media and its like i go from floating in the abyss to posting way too much and i feel as tho that is going to start happening again so sorry in advance to everyone whoms my posts come across their dash
"Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. it prohibits you. Learn the difference."
Your religion applies to you.
a little louder for the people in the back
YOUR RELIGION APPLIES TO YOU.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom
Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff
Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church: w h e r e a r e t h e b o n e s
Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from
Wilder and Diamond were precise writers. But when it came time to Some Like It Hot’s punch line, they were absolutely indecisive. They got as far as Lemmon ripping off his wig and saying he can’t marry Osgood Fielding III because, “I’m a man.” What comes next? Diamond suggested “Nobody’s perfect,” and Wilder said to keep it in so they could send the script to the mimeographer. But then they were really going to settle it. “We have a whole week to think about it,” Wilder said. “We thought about it all week. Neither of us could come up with anything better, so we shot that line, still not entirely satisfied.” Viewers felt entirely differently. “The audience just exploded,” Wilder said. “That line got one of the biggest laughs I’ve ever heard in the theater. But we just hadn’t trusted it when we wrote it; we just didn’t see it. ‘Nobody’s perfect.’ The line had come too easily, just popped out.”
Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder
gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery
it’s time
ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS
it’s time
237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS
I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march
I T S T I M E
ITS TIME
IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS
IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH
ITS MARCH , 2018.
ITS TIME
I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.
Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…
it’s time.
Time
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
>??>?>??
CREPPY
It’s MARCH!!!
MARCH 2020 BOISSSS
Chaos is my middle name
March 2021 here we go
it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao
It’s time!!!!!!!!
ITS TIME
IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
you liTTLE FUCKERS ITS MARCH
IT IS TIME AND MY BIRTHDAY IS TOO SO HELL YEAH
SPOOPY CREPPY TIME
spoopy time can be all year round if you’re not a fucking coward
It’s almost Halloween!!!!!!!
I’m not American and I just assume this is what March madness is.
It is yeah.
ITS SPOOKY SEASON
What kind of injury was the worst injury you've had?
Burn (thermal, chemical, or radiation)
Broken Bone (if it broke a bone as well as another answer pick this one)
Laceration
Blunt Force Trauma
Never Been Badly Injured
Other (put it in the tags)
all of the above
Tumblr going hog on vanilla extract is proof that we’re forgetting the old wisdom of ancient memes.
Immediately what I thought of when I saw this
I made something
i still don’t understand why recovery isn’t romanticized more. getting better after being at your lowest point? working hard and doing what it takes to feel safe again? knowing that occasional dips aren’t the end of the world? changing yourself and ridding your life of toxic behavior/people? i’m sorry that sounds better than any edgy miserable story i’ve ever heard.
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Florida is like it’s own country I swear
I’m from Florida and I can confirm this. Also, South Florida is basically Miami and alligators.
oh, i always assumed florida was part of The South?
north florida is yes. The rest is not.
I’m from Florida, and grew up in SC/NC. Can confirm all true. 👍
Um. This is so wrong.
You’re forgetting the part where California sees itself as its own entity.
We do not want to be grouped in with everyone else, thanks.
clearly none of you have ever met someone from texas
Washington and Oregon are just hanging out by themselves
I just wanna know why and how my English teacher is so fast at marking exams it finished at 10:30 and we got them back at 04:00 it's like MISS TAKE A BREATHER GIVE US AT LEAST A DAY WTF
anyway guess who got an 86% letsssss gooooooo
