I Hope You Find Temporary Perfection

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[dearfaggothorse]

Ao3 going down in the middle of my ao3 obsession returning reminds me of when I printed off a novel length fic in middle school so I could read it when my family went out to dinner bc I didn't have a phone yet.

[a-little-bit-oddish]

despite the fact that jud's form and view of christianity is a very pleasant one, i appreciate that no part of benoit blanc is converted. it's not like i expected benoit to become a christian obviously, but i expected him to potentially stay for a service at the end, when invited. or to show appreciation for what jud is building at his church. even just appreciation that he's welcome.

after the whole movie, when benoit is given the invite, he still says there's nothing he wants less than to stay in that church. it's very, very reasonable and realistic of a traumatized atheist, but i almost never see it depicted in this way. usually they come around to "see the beauty" in one way or another. i just really appreciate that they didn't do that.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[pyxilate]

im going to be referencing this forever

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[thoodleoo]

maybe the funniest way to handle a prophecy from the famous oracle at delphi. "i don't know what that is so i will not do it thank you"

[byjove]

even though I made that post about immediately reporting human remains when you find them, I’ve come across several cases where 911 callers were like “hey, just found a body at [LOCATION]” and days later they had to call back like “hey, there are still human remains at [LOCATION]”

[loserfag]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you guys remember the emotional terrorism of "I'm baby" ? that shit was crazy. I had a coworker pull that on me when I asked them to clear up their workstation before they left. 40 years old.

[cohendyke]

the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[mmmthornton]

To make it more fair for the mozzarella sticks.

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[ezziebobezzie]

zagreus is so unserious i love him. once again obsessed with this sibling dynamic between him and melinoe <3

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[bogleech]

What the fuck is this advertising. Can you see this too.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is what every other post on every carnivore group is like its kinda awesome

[what-even-is-thiss]

My dad is watching this historical drama and he’s like “there’s too much kissing. I thought there would be more politics” and I said “well for every person like you there’s someone else watching a political drama saying ‘there’s too much politics I thought there would be more kissing’” and for some reason that made him laugh so hard he almost crashed the car

[parkchanwoohoo]

I think my coworker's fucking the IT guy bc we normally have to submit a ticket and they'll get back to us in 2-3 days unless it's crazy urgent. But he showed up like 1.5 hours after and went "Tanya... you miss me already?" And she giggled and went "omg stop Daviddd" meanwhile I'm sitting here like

[parkchanwoohoo]

He was like "You sure you're not just coming up with excuses ;)" and she was like "Nooo my mouse really keeps dying" and he was like "Haha I believe you" and I felt awk so I blurted out "It's good of you to like, validate her fears" and they both looked at me like I just appeared in their bedroom