do not listen to this post! they will not let you eat the jello
Why did you think they would itâs EVIL jello
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do not listen to this post! they will not let you eat the jello
Why did you think they would itâs EVIL jello
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scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
You are a genetic researcher who has come across a universal truth. The DNA in all living creatures are attempts to build a single design. Viruses and phages have been stopping this process intentionally, resulting in different species. You now know what that design is and can complete it.
Turns out it kinda sucks though
obsessed with this big leaf maple in front of the oldest building on campus. when i walk over this way i almost feel like iâm in a whole other place, in another time period
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Geologists have found a rare formation inside a rock that looks just like the Cookie Monster character from Sesame Street.
I can't believe this đ„ș so cute!
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bella was lucky she didnât have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going âsaw a snail todayâŠ. effervescentâ or some shit equivalent
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Tiktok discourse is so funny bc of the sheer confidence these people have in their opinions. On twitter and tumblr you just type your dumb takes but on tiktok you show the entire world your real face as you say the words âposing with a monster drink is appropriating alt cultureâ
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Well my week has been exciting so far.
I had some other work to do this morning (Figuring out some algae stuff involving 1000 L mesocosm up a mountain) so mystery species has been sitting alone in the lab all morningâŠ..
Made it up to the lab today to find this. Itâs probably from the fridge defrosting and not the creepy âalgaeâ.
June 13th Update.
According to a few colleagues itâs either a plant, an algae, or a fungi. So thatâs been helpful.
After a day with some sunlight I think I might be seeing some chloroplasts.
It seems to like the nutrient solution I added yesterday though!
I for one welcome our new plant, algae, or fungi overlords.
I was about to say âin a sensible lab people wouldnât waste time with this, theyâd autoclave the bottles and move onâ but on reflection I canât think of a single bio lab Iâve been in that wouldnât immediately go âooh, mystery algae, that sounds like a fun challenge; letâs devote multiple hours to identifying it for no reasonâ.
I need updates tell me about the algae
The mystery algae/plant/fungi/alien is stuck in the university growth chamber. With everything going on I probably wonât get to check in on it until September, possibly not until 2021.
So by that time it will have developed what, writing?
God I hope so, then I can train it to write my thesis!
This entire post is the most on-brand biologist thing I have seen in my entire godforsaken life. The moment this pandemic is over these guys have another crisis ready for us.
Can we get an update cause this is crazy
Update: Due to the global pandemic, the algae has been left alone in a weird hidden growth chamber for a year and will likely stay there for another year. Enjoy that information!
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