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Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

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LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!
Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is
tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
Hate when I see someone say something like, "I wish they counted fanfiction as reading." And like, who is they? Who is the invisible audience dictating your life? You can do whatever you want.
You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
Here in Sweden we have a pretty active larping community and many of them have a historical setting. I remember a story of a really awesome WW2 larp where, unfortunately, one of the participants hadn't removed his boots for three days straight and it rained the whole time. His feet suffered so much that he had to be taken to the hospital, which was a sight to behold. See, this guy covered in mud and wearing authentic WW2 gear had managed to get an incredibly historically correct case of trench foot. From a trench.
Peer reviewed! Too good to leave!
When I got Gout and the doctor told me the diagnosis I laughed so hard the doctor then asked me if I was on any psych meds. I was just like “wait so I got Old Timey Rich Person Disease?”
Roughly paraphrasing his response: “well by your own admission you live on a diet of shellfish and wine, and you came into my office dressed like a vampire. Like. Yea man you gave yourself Gout. You want me to check you for Consumption while I’m at it? Go eat some vegetables, please.”
The most modern of medicine is no match for a Human who insists upon recreating the behaviors of their ancestors, it would seem.
SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN
the heroine of rebecca is so fucking funny because she will just go off on a tangent where she imagines what will happen if she does something and it will be three pages of her going into the most DETAILED FUCKING DAYDREAM you have ever heard, complete with subplots and dialogue, meanwhile in the real world she has not moved or said anything she's just sitting on the floor catastrophizing while everyone around her is carrying on as normal because they haven't noticed she hasn't contributed to the conversation for the last 10 minutes. the guy she likes will tell her to her face "i am hanging out with you because i like spending time with you, i am not playing games or being nice or speaking with any double meaning" and she's like "sounds fake." she starts a small fire in a hotel room while her fiancé and employer are in the NEXT ROOM talking about her because she's convinced she'll never live up to her man's ex and she wants to take her mind off it. her best friend is a dog. she tries to climb out a window to avoid meeting her in-laws. girl is mentally unwell! 10/10 anxiety representation.
okay first of all unclench your jaw
If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
I scheduled this is 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!
The legacies people leave behind in you.
My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.
I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.
I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.
I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.
I learned to love books because my father loved them first.
How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.
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Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?
David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)
Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)
Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)
Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)
MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)
The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)
Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)
Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)
I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country
Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)
Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.
Truncated text of tweet from MrPitBull, Mar 11, 2026:
She kept finding women in laboratory photographs from the 1800s. Then she read the published papers—and every single woman had vanished. Someone had erased them from history.
Yale University, 1969.
Margaret Rossiter was a graduate student studying the history of science. She was one of very few women in her program.
Every Friday afternoon, students and faculty gathered for beers and informal conversation. One week, Margaret asked a simple question: "Were there ever any women scientists?"
The faculty answered firmly: No.
Someone mentioned Marie Curie. The group dismissed it—her husband Pierre really deserved the credit.
Margaret didn't argue. But she also didn't believe them.
So she started looking.
She found a reference book called "American Men of Science"—essentially a Who's Who of scientific achievement. Despite the title, she was shocked to discover it contained entries about women. Botanists trained at Wellesley. Geologists from Vermont.
There were names. There were credentials. There were careers.
The professors had been wrong.
But Margaret's discovery was just the beginning. Because as she dug deeper into archives across the country, she found something far more disturbing.
Photograph after photograph showed women standing at laboratory benches, working with equipment, listed on research teams.
But when she read the published papers, the award citations, the official histories—those same women had disappeared. Their names were missing. Their contributions erased.
It wasn't random. It was systematic.
Women who designed experiments watched male colleagues publish results without giving them credit. Women whose discoveries were assigned to supervisors. Women listed in acknowledgments instead of as authors. Women passed over for awards that went to male collaborators who contributed far less.
Margaret realized she was witnessing a pattern that stretched across centuries.
Women had always been present in science. The record had simply pushed them aside.
She needed a name for what she was documenting.
In the early 1990s, she found it in the work of Matilda Joslyn Gage—a 19th-century suffragist who had written about this exact phenomenon in 1870.
In 1993, Margaret published a paper formally naming it: The Matilda Effect.
The term captured something that had been hidden in plain sight for generations. Once you knew the term, you saw it everywhere.
Her dissertation became a lifelong mission.
For more than 30 years, Margaret researched and wrote her landmark three-volume series: Women Scientists in America. She examined letters, institutional policies, individual careers. She gathered undeniable evidence that women in science had been consistently under-credited and structurally excluded.
Her work faced resistance. Many dismissed women's history as political rather than academic. Others insisted she was exaggerating.
Margaret didn't argue emotionally. She presented data. Documented cases. Patterns repeated across decades and institutions.
Eventually, the evidence became undeniable.
Her research helped restore recognition to scientists who had been erased:
Rosalind Franklin, whose X-ray work revealed DNA's structure—credit went to Watson and Crick.
Lise Meitner, who explained nuclear fission—omitted from the Nobel Prize.
Nettie Stevens, who discovered sex chromosomes—received little credit.
Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin, who discovered stars are made of hydrogen—initially dismissed.
And countless others whose names had nearly vanished.
Margaret changed the narrative. Science was no longer just the story of solitary male geniuses. It became a story of collaboration that included women who had been written out.
The Matilda Effect became standard terminology. Scholars used it to examine how credit is assigned, how authors are listed, who receives awards, who gets left out.
NEW WORK OUT!
The rushing rain didn’t cover the sound of the chilled, quivering chirps of pain coming from the alley you found yourself in, the quickest route back to your apartment after another day spent in exile from your so-called comrades. A bunch of good for nothing, those men hiding in the sewers and proclaiming your head as a prize for them to take were you to ever cross their path again.
Still, the ordeal of the day didn’t stop you from getting your curiosity piqued by the shrilling sound of someone’s lungs wheezing in pain and hiding in the shadows, behind a bin and beneath the crying sky; perhaps it was a consolation for that sorrowful creature, to have the universe weep with it.
Unable to turn your back on that wicked call stirring your lungs to match its cries, you made your way over with muffled steps despite the dull throb in your knee while the rain soaked you threw to the bone. The siren call reached you again, hurrying you to move closer.
Therefore, venturing further in the alley, where the buildings were too tall to let any light pass through, a young man was trying to stand on wobbly legs just to fall back on the ground, snarling at his own incapacity.
You couldn’t stop yourself from reacting. A stride forward was all it took.
The second he heard you approaching, his fighting spirit spit fire against you, hissing at you in vehement warning not to come too close. He was too hidden in the darkness to be seen, but loud enough to not belong there, in the quietness of the vultures awaiting their prey.
“No need for that, buddy. I’m not here to cause you any more harm.” And what irony, that young man must have thought, to have a stranger come forth with pretences of innocent help but to inevitably be shown how unwise it is to trust the wanderer of such unkept alleys, with such a thundering night atop of himself.
A few more steps and he was barely visible through the darkness; enough to be able to tell what fate had bestowed upon him.
The hissing, soaked young boy on the ground was clad in a light blue that had long since darkened in a deep navy, a reflection of the sky above it; his legs, slim and shaking, kept kicking before him while he gripped himself as to will his body not to fall apart. He was impossibly young; how could his body lose so much blood, if it didn’t seem big enough to contain it to begin with?
It was hard to tell what his face looked like, but the reflection in his eyes was an electric blue when he looked at you.
But of course he wasn't the sociable kind.
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Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: Gen Fandom: Devil May Cry (Gameverse) Relationships: Vergil (Devil May Cry) & Reader | Nero & Vergil (Devil May Cry) Characters: Reader | Vergil (Devil May Cry) | Nero (Devil May Cry) Additional Tags: Older Woman/Younger Man | Older Man/Younger Man | Vergil Has a Vagina (Devil May Cry) | Mpreg | Male Pregnancy | Vergil Needs a Hug (Devil May Cry) | Soft Vergil (Devil May Cry) | Parent Vergil (Devil May Cry) | Blood and Injury | Orphanage | Mild Hurt/Comfort | No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert | Blood Loss | Teen Pregnancy | Nightmares | Child Abandonment | Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence | there is no Temin ni gru here | Men Crying | Emotional Constipation | no beta we die like my will to live | Mentioned Mundus (Devil May Cry) | Gangs | Gang Violence | not too much but its there | Bathing/Washing Language: English Words: 12,497 Status: Completed
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Price took a puff of the cigar before passing it back to Nik's.
Nikolai always knew the ones Price would like. The ones he wouldn't. Always had some in whatever safehouse they'd be in. It was becoming habit now.
The habit of laying in bed, sweat drying on their bare skin. Price didn't stop it the first time. And now had dug himself too far in.
"You don't want this wif me, Nik." Price said, watching the city lights outside the windows. Blurred by the evening rain.
"Want what, Captain?"
Price could feel Nik's eyes on him, like something had latched there and Nik wouldn't let go.
"This," Price raised his arms in some general gesture and takes the cigar back. "'m not meant for romance."
Nikolai sighed. Then said, "I do not stay for romance."
Price hummed around the cigar. Smoke filling his mouth, the taste rich and earthy, like a forest after a storm. "Then you risk dyin' fer fun?"
The mattress shifted with Nikolai's movements. Sitting up higher against the back board. Shoulder just touching Price's.
"I stay," Nikolai said. "Not for fun. or glory. or the promise of something better."
Price huffed something like a laugh, "not just romantic, a hopeless one at that."
Nikolai's arm came around his shoulders then, warm and familiar. A motion that Price knew well, but it still drew breath from him. "I stay, because you are a stubborn, lonely man."
Price was quiet.
"You need help," Nikolai said. "I have help to give."
"And yet you want nothing."
Nikolai took the cigar then. "Not true." A pull, smoke curling up between them. "But I am not asking you to give it back the same way I give it."
There was another brief silence. Hum of the fan and an vehicle siren far away.
"Go to sleep," Price said.
It was Nikolai's turn to laugh. He moved again—setting the cigar aside, clicking off the lamp, settling down beneath the sheets in their usual, habitual arrangement. Price's back pressed against Nik's chest. Nik's arms around Price. Legs almost tangled.
"Heyyyyyy dad you're home early, it- uh- it's not what it looks like?" "It looks like someone's getting mauled" "Well I like to think the mauling's mutual-aaand he's covering his eyes, uh, stellar choice there, really 10/10 the judges are going wild-" "I'm going to Melissa's. Breakfast in the morning, both of you." "see I told you he wouldn't mind, now calm down and put those headlights away already"
1.5 years of sterek brainrot and I've somehow never drawn derek with red eyes nor the classic trope of the sheriff walking in on them? for shame, mel.
Any story featuring feral derek or him getting a little lost in his instincts are so important to me - this man who never gets to keep anything good in his life digging his claws into stiles and saying no, this one is mine, you can't have him - you see the vision 💭💭
a closeup as well as the lines under the cut, bc i quite like them on their own too: