General Stuff

Probably mostly Tumblr memes.Dragonfly She/her, used to be I-love-emma-sideblog and I-hate-becky-sideblog 

[slowedmountains]

Common garden grotesque

[accessible-art]

[ID from Alt: Crayon drawing of a cute gargoyle or dragon type creature hanging in the air on a yellow background. A line of garden plant and bees in blue silhouette are on the left. End ID]

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[lh7]

Fuck, dude, it sure is.

[general-sleepy]

[ID: A black-and-white photo inside a museum. Two small children squat by a vent on the wall, their faces pressed to the grill.

A Tumblr message reading: "This post contains filtered tags: #vent View Post".

END ID]

[imayhaveadiceproblem]

Sunny side up! 🍳

[r-n-w]

This is so silly, I love it. Especially those clear dice in the broken egg shell 😂

[morhath]

[Image description: a photo of a small skillet, with various DnD dice in it.  They are mostly white, arranged in a circle, with one yellow one in the middle.  It’s meant to evoke a fried egg.  Kinda behind the skillet is a cracked-open brown egg shell, with two clear dice coming out of it, like uncooked egg whites.]

[shencomix]

[witchy-whimsical]

okay so no one asked me but I'm going to infodump anyways

Animals like the sheep need eyes on the side of their head to have a wider field of vision so they can prevent predators from sneaking up on them.

Animals like the tiger need eyes on the front of their head to tell exactly how far away a certain prey animal is so they can coordinate their attacks accordingly, usually a paw strike before a bite.

Sharks do not have to worry much about aiming as they can pretty much just torpedo into target's general direction and bite down. Don't need much hand-eye coordination for that. Besides, they have an amazing sense of smell and, like most fish, have special organs that can detect changes in the water around them.

What sharks do need to worry about, though, is the fact that a lot of species are prey themselves in some capacity, especially young sharks. And in the ocean, threats can be coming at you from all angles. Hell, even adult sharks have issues to look out for! ... Mainly other sharks and/or orcas. Mostly orcas. They are threats to society and I love them dearly.

TLDR there are no laws in the ocean and sharks have not been around as long as they have by obeying our silly human rules

[lumikat]

I think everyone should look at my silly cats

[butchsunbeam-deactivated2022120]

[image description: nine illustrations of black cats with yellow eyes. all have yellow backgrounds unless otherwise specified.

the first shows the cat shaking.

the second shows the cat yawning.

the third shows the cat walking while trembling.

the fourth shows the cat singing and making noises.

the fifth is a closeup of the cat's yellow eyes, so close that its face takes up the whole page, making it black.

the sixth shows the cat's tummy contorted into a thin, wriggly line. its tail is also thin and wriggly and standing up.

the seventh shows the cat sleeping.

the eighth shows the cat angry with its fur puffed up.

the ninth shows the cat sleeping peacefully again, cradling a yellow heart between its paws.

end ID.]

[cannibalchicken]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tweet from molly (@/ mollyEatsTofu) reading: Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed. /End ID]

[orbleglorb]

hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dale-afficanado-blueberry]

Hey. don’t cry. 98 bottles of beer in the wall okay?

[camwoodstock]

hey. don’t cry. 97 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[ricochete29]

hey. don’t cry. 96 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[turntechgodmodehead]

hey. don't cry. 95 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[misticfog]

hey. don't cry. 94 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[frosteee-variation]

hey. don’t cry. 93 bottles of beer on the wall okay?

[lycanthian]

hey. dont cry. 92 bottles of beer on the wall . okay ?

[nosongunsung11]

hey. don't cry. 91 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[ankh3125]

hey. don't cry. 90 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[biiirb]

hey. don’t cry. 89 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[fresnelprism]

hey. don’t cry. 88 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[lenasai]

hey. don't cry. 87 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[sunset-in-ribbons]

hey. don't cry. 86 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

hey. don't cry. 85 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[dreaming-of-stories-and-stars]

hey. don’t cry. 84 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[flowers-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 83 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[birthdaygirldemo]

hey. don't cry. 82 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[kipskiptrip]

hey. don't cry. 81 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[crowcaws]

hey. don't cry. 80 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[mynamesdrstuff]

hey. don't cry. 79 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[flatworm-friday]

hey. don't cry. 78 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[butchharrydalton]

hey. don't cry. 77 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[trejean]

hey. don't cry. 76 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[cryptidize]

hey. don't cry. 75 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[rayytoro]

hey. don’t cry. 74 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

hey. don’t cry. 73 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[datafags]

hey. don’t cry. 72 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wowwforever]

hey. don’t cry. 71 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[pantheraleo04]

hey. don't cry. 70 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[wannabeast13]

hey. don't cry. 69 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

[eyeoftheaxolotl]

hey. don't cry. 68 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[wooshofficial]

hey. don’t cry. 67 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[rnelodyy]

hey. don’t cry. 66 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thishazeleyeddemon]

hey. don't cry. 65 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jouster-ari]

hey. don't cry. 64 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[my-brain-needs-a-spring-cleaning]

hey. don't cry. 63 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[paradox-insanity]

hey. don't cry. 62 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[weirdfishy]

hey. don’t cry. 61 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[a-knight-owls-curse]

hey. don’t cry. 60 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[ace-chocat]

hey. don’t cry. 59 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[achillesuwu]

hey. don’t cry. 58 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[moonzie-reblogs]

Hey, don’t cry. 57 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[s1lverp4wedb4t]

Hey, don't cry. 56 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[cunt-force-therapy]

Hey, don't cry, 55 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[winnipeginstinct]

Hey, don’t cry, 54 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[natbplease]

hey, don’t cry, 53 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[killswtch]

hey, don't cry, 52 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[zweihawke]

hey, don't cry, 51 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[spaghettiandeyeballs]

hey, don’t cry, 50 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[jubluu]

hey, don’t cry, 49 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[snowthedemonfox]

hey, don’t cry, 48 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thescrunky]

hey, don’t cry, 47 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[matytoonist]

Hey, don't cry, 46 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[golden-godtier]

Hey, don't cry, 45 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sistersickness]

Hey, don't cry, 44 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[myosotis-myotis]

Hey, don't cry, 43 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[thegaminglazer]

Hey, don’t cry, 42 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[miraculouslazuli]

Hey, don’t cry, 41 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sucrecube9]

Hey, don't cry, 40 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[sdespencer]

Hey, don't cry, 39 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[deathmason]

Hey, don't cry, 38 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[doctorwhoisadhd]

Hey, don't cry, 37 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[geyfrog]

Hey, don’t cry, 36 bottles of beer on the wall, okay?

[squidbroom]

hey, don't cry. 35 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[themightiestacorn]

Hey, don't cry. 34 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rofag]

hey, don't cry. 33 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[auggator]

hey, don't cry. 32 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[feenyxblue]

hey, don't cry. 31 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[chattering-tchotchke]

hey, don't cry. 30 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[rebuke-me]

hey, don't cry. 29 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[pinklemonslices]

hey, don’t cry. 28 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[milolovesbmc]

hey, don’t cry. 27 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[musicaltrash]

hey, don't cry. 26 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[tinybitofhope]

hey, don't cry. 25 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[famous-last-wordzz]

hey, don't cry. 24 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[amioddlyart]

hey, don’t cry. 23 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[theproblemcallednight]

hey, don’t cry. 22 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

hey, don't cry. 21 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[i-put-the-aroace-in-outerspace]

hey, don’t cry, 20 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[jonathanentertainmentsims]

hey, don't cry. 19 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[havocspiral]

hey, don't cry. 18 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[iridescentwhite]

hey, don't cry. 17 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[brainrotdotorg]

hey, dont cry. 16 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[some-random-fucker]

hey, dont cry. 15 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[battle-for-dyke-island]

hey, don’t cry. 14 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[bread--quest]

hey. don't cry. 13 bottles of beer on the wall. ok?

[wybienova]

hey. don’t cry. 12 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[burningcrab]

hey. don’t cry. 11 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dedsec-pony]

hey. don't cry. 10 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ilikecorndogs]

hey. don't cry. 9 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[ivipl1]

hey. don't cry. 8 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[asterofthedeepforest]

hey. don't cry. 7 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[virtualkidreborn64]

hey. don't cry. 6 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[just-a-little-trans-chaos]

hey. don't cry. 5 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[unionizedcrabbucket]

hey. don't cry. 4 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[melting-away]

hey. don't cry. 3 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[spacetrashpile]

hey. don’t cry. 2 bottles of beer on the wall, ok?

[dramamines-deactivated20240907]

hey. don't cry. 1 bottle of beer on the wall, ok?

[magicalmanhattanproject]

hey. cry.

[one-word-reblog-fred]

Cry

[grizzly-bear-official]

[everlastingwife]

id: image macro of the cereal guy meme split up into four panels.

first panel: a close-up of a grizzly bear looking away.

second panel: a stick figure sitting at a table eating cereal with an unamused facial expression saying "he will never by silly"

third panel: the same close up of a grizzly bear except now they're facing forward & casually sticking their tongue out

fourth panel: the stick figure sitting at the table looking flabbergasted & spitting out their cereal. end id

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[bitchautism]

@k20spock

[k20spock]

ID: A gif of a really low quality photo of a tiger and a white cat, made into a 3D object, similarly to a textured flat eraser, and rotating along the vertical axis. End ID.

[dragonfly-general]

Die died dying death dead kill killed killing killer murder murdered murdering murderer

[homunculus-argument]

On tumblr, you can say "don't stick a fork in that electric outlet in the wall, getting electrocuted that way is really bad for you", and people will reply with "but what if I use a knife? Is that dangerous too or am I allowed to do that?" And another one is like "op is lying it's actually 100% safe fun and cute uwu" because they live in a house with the electricity cut off. A third one goes "oh my god I had no idea I've been risking my life every single time I poke a fork at the wall. I just like the way the wallpaper feels when I puncture it. No wonder mom yells at me every time I do it! D:"

And then it explodes into an argument concerning whether or not getting electrocuted is inherently, ontologically bad for you or not, because someone shared their story of how getting electroconvulsive therapy cured their depression and saved their life, and therefore OP is wrong for implying that going out of your way to get electrocuted is always wrong and bad in every situation.

[playwrongs]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[adhdedrn]

[Image ID: @sunderwight's tags on this post: #middle aged dude from maine goes out to the woods to try and cure his writer's block #finds himself booked in the same cabin with another middle aged due from maine trying to cure HIS writer's block #when they try and sort out the error it becomes increasingly evident that something in the woods is stopping them from leaving #a shadow between the trees. a whisper in the darkness. eyes felt but not seen #the cabin has three bedrooms at the start but first one bedroom and then the other just... disappears #the walls start to close in #temperatures begin to drop #as the stress of the situation begins to break down the barriers between the two men the entity in the woods watches #and waits End Image ID.]

[queerofthedagger]

people become so beautiful when you love them. do y'all know about this

[dragonfly-general]

Is anyone here a food history nerd and can tell me when were the mini pretzels where invented? Or at least when they started being sold everywhere?

[aneacc]

Let's give apples some appreciation y'all 🍎🥧❤️✨

[warmandwelcome]

[ID: illustration of apple pie and a green teapot and mug with apples on them, with whole and half apples scattered around.]

[dragonfly-general]

Ty for filling my dash with Hatsune Miku <3

No problem 🎶

[dragongirlbunny]

reporting a trans woman for "NSFW" (completely normal selfie in a tshirt) - 1 button press

reporting a nazi: navigate through several menus, have receipts on hand, write us not one but two short form essays and solve my riddles three or an error message is awaiting for thee