Trump’s dad created a sad little boy.
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Trump’s dad created a sad little boy.
A man can dream, right?
Oh my god it’s really true that the more you pay attention to the details in this game the more disgusting it gets.
This is probably not new to many people but I just noticed the flask scholars in Lecture Building barf into the flask and THIS IS WHAT THEY THROW AT YOU.
EW
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.
I swear to fucking god this post appears on my dash like once a month and i spend the rest of that day regretting every decision I have ever made in my life
me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*
#no block button we lose like men
#dodge or die #there is no block
Bloodborne, From Software (2015)
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile
To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.
What an accurate book.
Fact.
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the fact vegans think they can be appropriated is the funniest fucking thing i’ve heard in my life
I need to know what happened after “you absolute fuck”
Have a good day at work little buddy
EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.
His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him. The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him. He was officialy named foreman and had its own access credential to the construction site. I belive the constrution work finished on 2017 and he was adopted by one of the employees.
Look at him!
Oh, Canada.
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#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing
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