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And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…
Found this on instagram and now I’m gonna be singing it all day:
(@thepacificpals on insta)
Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound
Shitty things about being isekaied #49: dog came with me but the magic field uplifted her into an anime girl and I'm realizing our personalities just don't click (plus her sitting on my lap is weird now)
Shitty things about being isekaied #64: the town blacksmith is an elf named Gay Simpson and I couldnt explain why that made me laugh and now she won't fix my weapons anymore
Shitty things about being isekaied #75: my degree in russian lit is useless now
Shitty things about being isekaied #83: the four dark lords of this world look almost identical to abba which cant be intentional but when they line up on horseback its so uncanny i cant help but wonder if someones fucking with me
Shitty things about being isekaied #94: they dont make my meds here and health potions dont do shit for bipolar
Shitty things about being isekaied #102: finally met another earthling but hes like half my age so we dont have anything in common. somewhere along the line he got turned into a musclebound wolfman and every time i ask about it he gets super smug and refuses to tell me how it happened
I have bad news about the degree in Russian lit here as well.
😂😂😂😂
For anyone that might want to say this is bad to do, the strong man knew losing was a option so his feelings shouldn't be hurt and you're not going to get a lioness to do something it doesn't want to do and it apparently wanted to show up a strongman.
tug of war is enrichment for many big cats! and she is partaking in this wonderfully and making him Very Red
another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”
found it
the day people learn that "villain" and "antagonist" are different things is when I will finally know peace
Im gonna use puss in boots as an example because it displays very clearly the difference between a villain, an antagonist and a rival.
Villain: A character whose evil actions or motives are important to the plot
Antagonist: Someone who serves as an obstacle to the protagonist.
Rival: Someone competing for the same objective as the protaginst
These roles CAN overlap but they can also exist separately.
a villain needs to commit evil. They dont need to see it as evil but their actions need to be evil in some way. jack in this example though, is unapologetically evil with no moral nuance
an antagonist can be any moral alignment, just serve to get in the way of protagonist. The wolf is morally neutral. he is a force of nature personified.
Rivals tend to be somewhat close in alignment as the protagonist to an extent and seek to get the same goal through similar or different methods that challenge the protagonist own skillset. goldilocks is not necessarily evil, but has the same ethics that puss and kitty display putting her on the same ground as the protagonist.
Schism? Schism today?
Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card
Schism today
I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from
Ah lads they fucking rotated him
Me, reading this whole post:
NOW it’s you
Oh yea? Well guess what bro
Best post I've seen all day
I don't know what else I expected him to do.
it was not on wheat...
I had an interesting night last night
I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post
Tumblr gold users rise up
you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.
Reblog if you have Tumblr gold
What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?
64 or lower
65-67
68-69
70-72
73 or higher
No preference
What do you prefer your house thermostat set at, in degrees Celcius?
64 or lower
65-67
68-69
70-72
73 or higher
No preference
Anon you fucked up so bad
From the notes
but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*
“but I stay silly!”
Reblog you stay silly
on it boss
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
wobbuffet
LMAOOOO
"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."
tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom