My Therapist Thinks I'm Funny

Purely a lurking account now, active in the yellowjackets fandom @antlerqueenconsort

[queerofthedeep]

I have never related to an article headline so much.

[pir8core]

[image text: How to look effortless yet sophisticated yet nautical? End ID]

[ellathehat]

Elliot from Stardew Valley, anyone?

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

Larger breast bras vs. smaller breast bras

[angry247]

t h is 

[steaku]

T H A N K   Y O U .

[khemicalvex]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BRO

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

the only colors available after a c cup are white, brown, black, and for those special occasions…fluorescent orange.

[lareinadecorazones]

As a former employee of Victoria’s Secret, I can attest to this being the truth. Good luck finding a good DD bra in any section other than the Body By Victoria nude colors section.

[ainhochu]

You know what was my first tought when i lost weight and my boobs were a little smaller?

“I CAN FINALLY WEAR PRETTY BRAS WOHOOOOO!”

[moved-blogs-go-to-xyako-deactiv]

Bravissimo - size range - 28D-40L - Prices from £20  Cleo - Size range to up a J cup Curvy kate - size range cup sizes from DD to K and band sizes from 28-44 Elomi– Many sizes  Fantasie– Their bras start at 30D and go up to 40G with prices beginning in the low $40s Fauve– Standard sets but sizing mostly starts at 30D and ends at 40G Freya– Sizes start at 28D and bra prices start at $42 Masquerade– Band sizes start at 28 and go up to 38. Cup sizes start at D and go up to H Miss Mandalay– The size range is 28D to 38GG with room to grow if there’s more demand for more sizes Panache– Many sizes

(x) Here you go!

[phantomcat94]

MARRY ME

[sailorsol]

I swear by Elomi. Fun colors, sizes that actually fit! And you can sometimes get them on sale, which is even better. 

(Do take note the difference in cup sizes between US/EU sizing.)

[sheafrotherdon]

May I recommend Bravissimo?  I got the best fitting of my LIFE at their Chelsea, NYC store, and they have all kinds of bras for big-boobed women.  My boobs have never been happier or prettier.

[metanoianmayhem]

Playful Promises is fucking excellent and goes up to 44H

[capt-coffeebitch]

Parfait is delightful and size inclusive

[maximumsunshine]

So Lane Bryant is stupid expensive, but they have all sorts of pretty and sexy lingerie and under things in all sorts of pretty designs and it’s all plus size. Want a teddy? Lane Bryant has you. Matching bras and panties? Lane Bryant. I don’t buy my regular shit there because they are expensive. But if I have need to pretend to be a sexy girl, they have my back. They will size you too.

[maxdark158]

Where was this post when I needed new bras now I have to wait 3 years until my current ones are falling apart

[porterr-robinson]

[culturecafe-moved]

[animalrates]

Here is a swoofer. Tries his best to clean the floors. Would pat on head accordingly. 14/10

[ellathehat]

The way he walks away at the end followed by a muffled crashing noise is really good

[cinnamon-shakes]

[ellathehat]

Good quiz but I’m giving it 9/10 because I didn’t get Jenna and she’s my fav

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

[antioch-ameno]

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

[followthebirds]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[sosuperawesome]

Science Posters

Kelsey Oseid on Etsy

[celestrious-deactivated20180915]

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar bait movie

[ohfortheloveofsatan]

I have zero words and way too many feels over a reel of out-of-contexts clips with inspirational music. I want someone to show a non-MBMBaMer this video and then the entire TV series and watch their face turn from excitement to horror as they realize they’ve been horribly misled.

[powygon-uwu]

Why. Why would someone DO this

[prole-log]

[izbirakin]

Sevdiğim kediler

[your-url-is-problematic]

sound on!!!

[ellathehat]

Y’all think we’ll be seeing furniture like this in New Horizons? I really like all these interactive objects like the kitchens and such. Same with the amenities, I love seeing the animals actually do things!

[aethelfled]

who doesn’t love languages? or free resources? or free! language! resources!?

i was on duolingo, reading a discussion, and saw a link to a free swedish grammar book! and when i checked the website, there were loads of free language books in downloadable pdf form just waiting to be put in a tumblr post. i even used proper capitalisation for the book names! but that was shortlived, as i have a nonchalant online presence to consider. 

Arabic- Grammar of Modern Standard Arabic, Colloquial Arabic (Levantine), Arabic: An Essential Grammar Cantonese- Basic Cantonese, Intermediate Cantonese Catalan- Colloquial Catalan Croatian- Colloquial Croatian Czech- Czech: An Essential Grammar Danish- Colloquial Danish Dutch- Dutch: A Comprehensive Grammar, Dutch: An Essential Grammar English- Colloquial English, English: An Essential Grammar Estonian- Colloquial Estonian French- Colloquial French, Modern French Grammar, (another) Modern French Grammar, Student Grammar: French Georgian- Georgian: A Learner’s Grammar German- Basic German, German: An Essential Grammar, Intermediate German, Modern German Grammar, (another) Modern German Grammar, German Synonyms Greek- Essential Grammar: Modern Greek Hebrew- Modern Hebrew: An Essential Grammar Hungarian- Hungarian: An Essential Grammar Icelandic- Colloquial Icelandic Irish- Basic Irish, Colloquial Irish, Intermediate Irish Italian- Basic Italian Grammar, Colloquial Italian, (another) Colloquial Italian, Intensive Italian Workbook, Modern Italian Grammar, Modern Italian Grammar Workbook Japanese- Colloquial Japanese Norwegian- Colloquial Norwegian Polish- Intermediate Polish Portuguese- Portuguese: An Essential Grammar, Portuguese of Brazil Romanian- Romanian: An Essential Grammar Russian- Colloquial Russian, Contemporary Russian, Intermediate Russian, Russian Grammar Scottish Gaelic- Colloquial Scottish Gaelic Serbian- Serbian: An Essential Grammar Swahili- Colloquial Swahili Swedish- Colloquial Swedish, Swedish: An Essential Grammar Tamil- Colloquial Tamil Thai- Thai: An Essential Grammar Turkish- Turkish: A Comprehensive Grammar Yoruba- Colloquial Yoruba

obvious disclaimer: i don’t own any of the rights etc etc to any of the above etc etc, i just thought i’d share.

and while i’m here, if you want an actual free online course to do, FutureLearn has some language ones (as well as lots of other disciplines too!) i did a few modules of their Italian For Beginners which i really had fun doing and i learnt a lot of the basics- unfortunately they don’t offer those at the moment, but do check back as they introduce new courses all the time! 

Open University offers loads of free courses, including some language ones. i haven’t done any language specific ones through OU, but i have done a few history ones which i enjoyed (although personally, i prefer the format and structure of FutureLearn, if i’m being honest). 

Open Culture seems to have lots of language courses (48 languages, to be precise), although i have never personally used their resources they have been recommended to me, and they seem to offer a lot of languages not previously covered by any of the above, so it may be worth a look! 

YouTube and Spotify also offer some good visual/aural learning resources which really helps with pronunciation, but you’d have to check for your specific target language. i am currently trying to learn swedish and italian (although i have fallen dreadfully behind in the latter) and i’ve found some useful things on both! 

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[mitski-miyawakis]

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

[shaolinbynature]

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

[ellathehat]

3rd day in a row of 2 clothing cookies 😠

[feministism]

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.