eli ⏾⋆.˚

i have more sperm than ducks

[elswishingwell]

hiii <3

basic intro:

my name’s eli or el, whichever one you want to call me :) i go by they/them pronouns and i’m also queer 🙂‍↕️💙

i’m also asian and i post a bunch of random shit, sometimes they’re incredibly impulsive so don’t mind me LMAO i’m also incredibly dramatic

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music:

- louis tomlinson

- alexander stewart (my comfort artist 💞)

- harry styles

- niall horan

- liam payne (RIP 🕊️)

- zayn

- lewis capaldi

- ed sheeran

- myles smith

- benson boone

- midnight til morning

- getting into 5sos

current fav song(s): last night by louis tomlinson, need you more by alexander stewart, imposter by louis tomlinson

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video games:

- tlou (obvious by the layout i hope)

- lis (PRICEFIELD MY BABIES)

- beyond: two souls

- portal (‘the cake is a lie’)

current obsession: tlou/lis 🦋💙

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tv shows/movies:

- heated rivalry (I CANT WITH THESE GAYS HELP)

- home alone (a classic 💞)

current obsession: heated rivalry (i’m so sorry to my irls for this)

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hobbies:

- songwriting/singing

- playing video games

<3

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DNI/DNF:

- <16s

- AI users

- racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc

- if you actively start looking for drama

- hates on people’s interests for no reason

okay that’s it :] x

[thegameoflovemindberries]

TAG GAME ❗️❗️❗️

Mine

....I don't mind

I'll tag @rasin-c00ldude @bonnie181987 @latinumenthusiast @bubonichronic @hugoreyeswife @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @fuckin8alien @frerardisreal666 @goatcutter @rowenrefugee @psycocilybe @enora-elk-kirkton @vierraz @whotfisflight and anyone else who want

[miunicornfluff]

ykw HELL YEAHHHH

no pressure !! @kloversung @b4echo @satorisoup @hyvnesangel @gyuzies

[hyvnesangel]

does this count as a fictional person…

@kloversung @b4echo @beablythie @chrispypineappleburger @skteez101 @skzsweettreats @gyuzies

[chrispypineappleburger]

Gurl wtf??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Thanks for the tag tho <3

Imma marry christopher because he isn't rea-

Ahem. Nvm that.

Yeah no my husband a 10/10 fine shyte who is suicidal asf. This makes me wonder if Yoo Jonghyuk would even let me marry him because yk... he in love with him but anyways. Happy married life to me ig.

No pressure tagzzz | @muffin-man2311 @chanslaptopbattery @loonarixsxx @kloversung @channlust @viisstrayy @spiritedghost4 @skzcodered

[muffin-man2311]

MY WIFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cheers for the tag btw <3

No pressure tags: @elswishingwell @mobius-triplets @ellaz666 and anyone else who may see this

[ellaz666]

I’ve got two here so what do I do?! Help?!

I’m sticking this on you now lol @elswishingwell

[elswishingwell]

IM SO FUCKING GAYYYY

@mobius-triplets :3

[icedmarcha]

Reblog with your eye color, zodiac sign and favorite season.

Just wondering :) 

[orangeleg]

Ok.

Blueish grey, Virgo, Spring

@cluckyhylian @moonflower-wings-of-fire @samthelocalshadow @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy

[moonflower-wings-of-fire]

dark brown TvT

Gemini (im an ai guys)

Summer cuz no school

[isoldmysoultothefae]

Dark teal, Leo, and Autumn

@biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @bardorsomethinglikethat @ellie-moonbeam

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Ooo thats a pretty eye color wren :3

Hazel green, Aries, Autumn

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @ellie-moonbeam @mustard-in-a-bottle @theaterkidest2009 @valdezsimp02

[hyyl18]

Black (really black promise), Leo, Winter

@rustytyperwriter @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @achillesfinch14 @wolf-john-wolf @kiraandhervibes @maliciouslittlewhiteboy @leninthestarlight @glassesghosties + open tags

[glassesghosties]

idfk it changes all the time but lets just say hazel, pisces, anddddddd autumn :]

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @lusxnei6 @queerbookbitch + open tagsss

[myphycopharmacologist]

Blue, cancer, autumn?

@randylastname @strawbxrrypies @raven-cyclist @gemwesper +open <3

[strawbxrrypies]

greeney- browny- blueish (idfk bro), Gemini, autumn!

@multishipper33 @djyapyap33 @deltenner @peskybirdonyx + open tags <3

[peskybirdonyx]

blue with gold flecks, Aries, autumn(ik Spring is my b-day month but i love autumn)

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, @multishipper33, and open tags! /nf

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

Brown, Leo, and winter ig I mean every season gives me allergies so I lowkebhate all of them lol

@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @beanzdabean @yourlocalavian @lotustired @yosanoschainsaw @iicor

Happy pride btwwww

[lotustired]

Thx for the tag :)

Brown, sagittarius, and autumn (like late autumn early winter)

Npt! @just-a-zelda-fan @lizzable @cat-l0ver555 @druidbottles @lonk082 @l3ominor @starshineandbooks @gooserings-main @dontyoucallmyhighlightsgay @nameismizuki @zayzaycomics @bobasbag @palmolli and anyone else :)

[cat-l0ver555]

Green Hazel, Capricorn, and Winter ‼️

@bumbylbee @crown-of-ash @dcidrags @eightglass @gone-in-the-woods @gh0stwithaheart @kutie106 @pipsqueak317 @starsp1rals @stargazin-on-mars @write-with-will and anyone else!!

[stargazin-on-mars]

Blue, Libra, Fall?

@demigod-jack-hearth @what-is-going-on-im-confused @blacklicoriceisgood @ruler-of-nothing-important

[ruler-of-nothing-important]

Dark brown, cancer (😭), fall :D

@what-is-going-on-im-confused @canisdir @potted-plant-official @purple-dinosaur27 @snowheartart @duality-the-chaos-god @dizzycloudzzz @m1niethasilly @guardian-of-thespirit + open tags 😋

[guardian-of-thespirit]

Black black sorrow, black as it can be—

I mean dark brown, Capricorn and winter or autumn though we don’t really have a defined autumn over here

@theoneautisticthespian @themushroomstheyfoundme @smoky-salmon @sylviecalifragilistic @overwhelmedfernfrond @endlessnebula +open tags

[gay-is-a-synonym-for-smoky]

thanx for taggin!!

dark brown [or black, i literally can’t locate my pupils], cancer, autumn! :]

tagss

Keep reading

[prosperoisadiva]

Yippee thanks for the tag!

Dark Brownish, Virgo, uhhhh autumn!

Tags below!

Keep reading

[b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m]

Ty for the tag :)

Very dark brown, Sagittarius, summer!

Npt!! @kissrosier @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @rara3swhimsy @huckleberrysigh @laced-in-ruin @sad-traffic-cone @buckelys-starb0y @luvieville @leninthestarlight @poetscherry @sspadfoot @space-girliee @eyes-withoutt-a-facee + anyone else who wants to <33

[rara3swhimsy]

Grey/blue/green, scorpio, fall<3

@peterpettigrewismyhomeboy @nicherry123 @moonywithatrafficcone @hazey-dazey111 @deadthingalive + open tags<3

[hazey-dazey111]

bluey gray, Gemini AND FUCKING AUTUMN I MISS IT SO BAD

@arikakari @engelssong @withdevovotion @mudiguess @sorryilovejegulus @lillylovesarcticmonkeys @koomiesworld

[arikakari]

blue/purple/teal, taurus and summer!! im loving it right now its amazing

@maxwell-edison @wiseheartheroes @withdevovotion @em0tionallymotionsick @mossy-of-the-valley @hazey-dazey111 @souperache @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @lightsabersandbluecookies @idontgottatellyoucrap+ open!

[em0tionallymotionsick]

you have purple eyes???? huh??

anyways

hazel, taurus, FALLL I MISS IT SO BAD

open tags!

[theronanlynchshow]

light blue, aries, fall!

@yourlocalbadgerscales @lostcavernanchor @radiant-sunlight-angel @kutie106 @chickencentaur @simonsays-begaydocrime

@swanboyy @sunchasingthestar @hibi-flower @raeprise

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

greyish blue, gemini, spring!!

@youfoundheavenn @mj-rulesdaw0rld @drowningbyloverslane @sammiiiithedummest

[youfoundheavenn]

green, taurus, spring !!!

@mike-wheeler-offical @clowvie @noonenothingeveratall @funkopop547

[funkopop547]

Yellow, cancer, spring 💛

@andibelievethem @angry-avaocardo @awesomepeoplehangingouttogether @bylerbean @bylerthewise @ellietalkswaytoomuch @epsilonstars @flickergatedaughter @gayfandomslover @galacticinquisitorpsion @halflitpages @heyimcelery @ilovebylerandstonathan @iloverobinbyckley @kittemi @lunareclipse2727 @loonyloonylupin35 @mj-rulesdaw0rld @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @michaelqueerlerslipstares @michaelqueerlerslipstares @mikewheelerisaqueerler @nicointhecloset @newdreamlove21 @pewe7777 @picklemebyler @r5kittykat @rubyrider6000 @ronancepilled @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 @stargazingthemoooon @wiseheqrt @whylee-wheeler @yoursleepdemon @zombiegrains ig

[yoursleepdemon]

blue, Libra, fall

@nigripes-lover @1nfinitesource @m1dnightdancer @ellietalkswaytoomuch @faramirsonofgondor @dyinginmybed @moonywithatrafficcone @lycheeeejelly @redwinesupanover @holliewoodnot @chewing-on-lead

[chewing-on-lead]

hazel, leo, winter

@kiwistarrrzz @amazingdylan @starry-eyed-stag @gettingfurtheraway @not-new-jeans @hollanovhattrick @abandoned-sewer-rat +op3en

[hollanovhattrick]

Ty for the taggg

brown, gemini, winter

@thehyperfixationistlass @thatmusicaltheaternerd @ch3rryreality @lucystark12 @embers-to-ash @wolfstarwitch70 @velvetnemesis @pjo-tvs-version @choosadex @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @leoluser12345 @reggie-little-mermaid @sageinthe-stars @bouncingdogs @michellequeerler-irl

[embers-to-ash]

ooh yay!

green (with central heterochromia so they have a circle of yellow/orange in the middle), pisces, and autumn!

taaaags: @blackoutbitch @barium-nitrate @bonkytheclown @sisterdanielsrosary @strawberrysunrise15 @whatrhymeswithjakeateee @probshouldbesleeping @annaleigh12 @peopleinhellwantslurpes

[blackoutbitch]

thank u for the tag bby!

brown, scorpio and winter

tags: @darrencriss-is-superior @statecfgrace @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx @scarletmooon

[xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx]

Thank you!! (You’re so Scorpio I knew it)

Blue, Libra, and winter

Tags: @xx-all-purpose-nerd-xx @atetheluck @velocityyx @aye-159-lay

[atetheluck]

tysmi miss you :((

dark brown, gemini, and fall

☆ :: @saeivra @jjumars @takkiibby @meeoowchi

[jjumars]

kyokyo 😗

black, saggitarius, winter!

open tags 👅

[hwang4luv]

🍋

brown, gemini, summer !!!

taggies: @miunicornfluff, @wonllitz, @meiiyok/@skiiendiel, @mnijungk0o0k, @dorichaes, @ppawon, @aerrdeica

open tags !!

[miunicornfluff]

dark brown, virgo, winter fall & spring !!!

no pressure tags ^x^ @hyvnesangel @kloversung @yawwni @satorisoup @b4echo

[hyvnesangel]

hazel !! sagittarius and fall !!!

no pressure!! @kloversung @hnsbxby @gyuzies @b4echo @beablythie @skzsweettreats

[hnsbxby]

ty for the tag!

hazel, aries and spring!

npt @kloversung @binniebb @b4echo @channlust @jektaev @minniebitesfr @stryscribbles @zosauce @hanjinology @yawwni @v3lv3t-th1rst @sithskz

[binniebb]

liaaaa 💋

hazel, sagittarius, and winter <3

@joyracha @skzcodered @lostinmymind-daydreaming @viisstrayy @milk-moonbunnies no pressure loves!

[viisstrayy]

belen bonita! thanks for the tag♡

brown, leo, summer☀️ and winter❄️

no pressure tags: @stryscribbles @chanslaptopbattery @starlostjisung @chrispypineappleburger @pvppymin @maxineswritingcorner

[chanslaptopbattery]

thank you for the tag pookieee

dark brown, capricorn, autumn !!

tags|| no pressure ofc! : @loonarixsxx @kloversung @muffin-man2311

[muffin-man2311]

Oh my gosh thank you for the tag ♥️♥️♥️

Brown, Sagittarius, and also autumn!!

No pressure tags: @spiritedghost4 @ellaz666 @elswishingwell @mobius-triplets @ntixxx @turtleduck-in-mordor and anyone else

[elswishingwell]

hehe thank you ml 🇩🇪

brown, leo and spring 🌸

@ellaz666 and @mobius-triplets bc idk anyone else 🥹🥹🥹

[elswishingwell]

“cis isnt a word”

literally the golgi apparatus:

[reasons-to-not-end-it]

REASONS TO NOT END IT:

"if you're queer, stay alive purely to spite the ones who want you dead this pride month, if you're an ally, stay alive to support"

-anonymous

#813

[elswishingwell]

happy pride month to all my queer siblings 🫶🫶

you all deserve every bit of love this month, and if you’re not in a safe space to come out, i’m in the same boat. i love you. 💙

[elswishingwell]

11 days until dinner party 🫪🫪🫪

[animentality]

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[elswishingwell]

wdym 36 years ago today WHO stopped classifying homosexuality as a mental disorder

that’s way too recent.

[elswishingwell]

accidentally flashed my neighbours on a friday evening

[elswishingwell]

homophobia added to the DSM-V and ICD-11 when 🫰🫰

[elswishingwell]

holding onto heartache was probably the best surprise so far

close second to no control actually

[mobius-triplets]

Amyyyyyyy

[elswishingwell]

very gay and very pretty

[muffin-man2311]

I am

So bored

How’s life twin

I am

Bored too

It’s alright, a levels stressing the ever loving shit out of me and all my conditions like to hold meetings in my head without fucking inviting me on what they’re gonna do the next day and I gotta catch up

But I cuddled with one my cats last night (my cats don’t usually like cuddles but she let me for once), started writing another fan fiction for interview with the vampire and am making very slow progress in persona 5

I’ve got like a few weeks left of school and like under 2 months until my exams are done and then I’m on a fucking 4 month holiday meaning I’m either gonna conquer the world or rot away in my own little corner with my gay vampire literature

How are you doing?

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

Oh tf why did they invite you 🥹

And cats can sense stress and negative emotions I think?? So I think it knew you were stressed, also Yesyes fanfics I haven’t wrote mine in agesssss

I have summer break in July and I’m going to Paris in may but I have GCSEs after summer help 🥹🥹

And gay vampires are clearly the right option

I’m okay just like

Exhausted mentally and physically

[muffin-man2311]

They like to bully me ☹️

And BRO NO THATS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY I ASSUMED HER ASS WAS JUST TOO LAZY TO LEAVE MY BEDROOM AWWWWHSHSHDHJDHUAC

And I’ve never been to Paris wow, I hope you have fun that sound cool af

And yes good luck for GCSE’s, it’s rough af now I get it but trust me bro, nothing will ever beat the feeling of walking out your last exam knowing all you got in front of you is the freedom of summer

And if you’re ever bored I got some crazy ass stories from GCSE period ranging from dumb shit to actual nightmares that are lowkey kinda funny though

yes gay vampires, this is the way

And yeah I get it, I’m sorry shits rough for you like that

If you want my advice (fine if not) best I can give is to know that it’s okay to take time for yourself if you need it and let yourself heal, even if it’s just a little bit, cause trying to keep going at the same pace when you burnt out only makes it worse

Make sure to look after yourself my lovely

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

That’s mean, I’m gonna beat them up

NOOO IKK ITS SO CUTEEEE

I willlll me and my cousin gonna go to Disneyland too

Bro I’m so scared for GCSEs it’s not funny I can’t wait for them to be over and I haven’t even started them

And spill the tea I wanna know about it heh

And I will I’m trying my best rn !! Thank you !!

[muffin-man2311]

Okay random GCSE stories:

• my friend spoke Spanish in his French speaking exam, asked him about it, he still doesn’t know how he did that

• an invigilator fell over and knocked a whiteboard over onto them during a maths exam that I was in but I just didn’t notice????

•I knew someone who answered the Romeo and Juliet exam question when they studied Macbeth

• I watched someone open the history paper and the just immediately fall asleep and woke up after like 1 hour had gone and he only had one left. He’s in my sixth form I wonder how he did actually.

• I had one friend who decided it was realllly funny to say different versions of ‘the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell’ before every exam (for example ‘Shakespeare is the powerhouse house of the cell’ before English ‘the circumference is the power house of the cell’ before maths, etc.) and the when we got to the actual biology exam, she said something like ‘cytoplasm is the powerhouse of the cell’ and I nearly cried

• I wrote lesbian angst for my English language paper 1 exam (I got an 8)

• my period leaked during an exam. It was so bad. I have never seen so much blood in my whole life it was that bad. The saw movies wished. I got diagnosed with PCOS afterwards it was that bad.

• not an exam story but once when we were watching Macbeth as a school and this guy had a cup of water and for some reason decided that it was funny to keep yapping about it, it was 11pm, I was really tired, and this was somebody I knew and joked with often but without thinking I just said to him ‘you probably have more cups then you have friends’ and then nearly walked into oncoming traffic. Apparently that was the moment he realised he had a crush on me.

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

how did bro manage to speak Spanish omfg 😭😭

BRO WAS LOCKED IN HOWD YOU NOT NOTICE?

why the fuck would Romeo and Juliet be in it 😔

dude you gotta ask him how he did now and tell me, I was nearly asleep in history today ngl

also I love your friend for that they are so real SHAKESPEARE IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

WHAT WAS THE QUESTION WTF

AND OMG?? I would have cried cuz what. That’s not funny I’m always so paranoid about leaking and I think I’m now more paranoid

HOW DOES THAT LEAD UP ON THEM LIKING YOU 🙏🙏🙏

[muffin-man2311]

He said it was his first time speaking Spanish too

I really wish I knew like all the invigilators were running over too and I was just too busy calculating circle sizes or something

There was one person online who said they answered all the Shakespeare questions so r and j, Macbeth, the tempest, Othello. Fucking all of them. That had to be rage bait cause how does one even do that

If I catch him I’ll ask and actually same though, I passed out for 30 seconds in history the other day and had a dream where Lee Know grinded me into coffee and then ate the coffee like an ice lolly whilst Felix laughed.

Yeah my friends really good at ragebaiting until we found a way to ragebait her and her talents have never been the same but she does still do that actually every now and then 😭

The question was like ‘write a short story about a couple who had an argument’ so I wrote lesbian angst about a couple in an emo band who broke up cause they were both mentally ill. In my second English language paper I just yapped about Baldurs gate 3.

And don’t worry, my uterus and hormones are literally working to kill me and I was wearing a light pad and had two exams that day so I was sat down for about 4 hours, that’s why it happened. If you are really paranoid though then I’d say wear shorts under trousers/skirt/whatever, bring a hoodie to tie around waist and bring more period products then you could possibly need.

I BLOOMING WISH I KNEW BRO HE WAS ON SOMETHING

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

HOW?? GEN

oh that reminds me, me and my cousin were going through her HE book and we just seen “circle” written for no reason

HOW THATS SUCH RAGEBAIT OMG

that’s fair also I’m stealing Shakespeare is the powerhouse of the cell

also that’s so random where did that even come from, I mean yuri is peak tho

I wear shorts under my uniform 😛

HES STILL PROBS ON SMTH LIKE

[muffin-man2311]

I once found ‘bisexual vampires’ just written no context in my diary, but that still makes more sense then just ‘circle’ written randomly in a book

I’ll let her know her legacy will be ‘Shakespeare is the powerhouse of the cell’

I think I just got blessed by the ghost of Sappho and Freddie Mercury or something man idk 😭

Smart

And bro, what’s crazier is that he lowkey asked everyone out in our group during the GCSEs period, including the trans man (he’s straight) and the girl who wasn’t attracted to men at all.

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

I found lists of goddamn groups in her book cuz we were taking turns writing members of groups 🥹

as you should she must know

OH WHAT

OH SO HES A BITCH HOPPER /j no but was my man that desperate?

[muffin-man2311]

Awww that’s actually cute lol

I mean bro asked me out 7 times within a 7 month period whilst also asking out other people so like yeah I think he really was a desperate hoe 😭

[elswishingwell]

i know who you’re talking about

i genuinely hope he falls into a meat grinder idc

[muffin-man2311]

You sound like you’d have a name like

Jake or ace or Jason

I’m gonna call you one of them now if that’s okay

Take your pick

Unless you want a more gender neutral or fem one then I’ll think of one trust (and no that anon was not me earlier ik who it was tho 🥹)

It’s cause I’m trans isn’t it

Out of those three I gotta go with Ace purely because my brother is asexual and it’d be so funny if I was called Ace and he was Ace and my mum just had two Aces

[minnies-girl-deactivated2026051]

Buddy I didn’t even know you were trans 🥹🥹🥹

and even still like

I meant your nerdiness

And personality

And yapping a lot

You’re ace now

😛😛😛😛

[muffin-man2311]

[elswishingwell]

you look like someone who has fought wars with themselves to find out their gender and lost somehow

[muffin-man2311]

AIGHT I’M MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON TUMBLR.COM FOR THIS TWAT @mobius-triplets

Aight so context, my nickname on the server is penis, in all honesty idk why but it is

I sent this image for them to use for me

But this fucker

THIS FUCKER

WHO HAS THIS GOD AWFUL IMAGE OF ME SAVED

WENT INTO IBIS PAINT AND WITHIN LIKE 2 MINUTES EDITED THE IMAGE SO IT WAS ME

Evidence of the crime with me censored:

I’m lowkey gonna throw hands y’all if it seems they’ve disappeared, they have

[elswishingwell]

i fucking wheezed when the photo was sent 😭😭your face was literally

[muffin-man2311]

IT WAS SO FAST AND I WASN’T EXPECTING TO SEE THAT SHIT PHOTO OF ME IN WAGAMAMAS EVER AGAIN

[elswishingwell]

you look really high in that pic

muffin man puts weed in his muffins

i swear to god if anyone takes that out of context i’m sending a wasp nest into your bedroom