Spiderman's #1 Fan

"and the universe said I love you because you are love" 💛💛💛

[anyabarnes]

shane hollander Hole Inspection reblog if you agree

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[hollanoveau]

i know this is the shane hollander website but respectfully we are not sexualizing scott hunter NEARLY enough. need that middle aged man on all fours and whimpering immediately. thank you.

[sheheatedonmyrivalry]

This man, basically canon voyeur, desperate to be fucked up the ass by his boyfriend that he’s like salivating about it, needs to be put through the sex Olympics. There’s so much untapped potential

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[top-cheese]

thanks mr innanen ill be saying this forever

[hunxi-after-hours]

love it when an extremely high-functioning and put-together character gets slammed with something that would topple any lesser person but continues to function in an alarmingly efficient manner while everyone who knows and cares about them flutters anxiously around them like "please lie down please rest please accept medical attention" while the high-functioning character just looks askance at all their concerned faces like "what are you talking about? I'm perfectly fine" as tiny cracks start appearing in their demeanor and facade

[asexualmaul]

[fakeeldestdaughter]

two of my favorite fanfics updated today

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[nateconnolly]

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

[nateconnolly]

A Timeline of Humanity:

[wolfythewitch]

furthest we've ever been

[valenalentine]

[castielchitaqua]

my truth #mytruth is that shane cant watch avatar bc he gets jealous of the way the Na'vi can connect with each others via braid and he cant do the same with ilya

[madrasaur]

youch

[sobcat]

TUESDAY LETS GO 😵‍💫

[sobcat]

nvm lets go home

[mx-dragon-faye]

Having thoughts about some kind of au where Valka and Stoick separate from each other because of their difference in opinion regarding dragons but are both present in raising Hiccup (Valka never got carried off in this au). Hiccup child of divorce au.

Growing up being raised hearing two differing ideas about dragons. Growing up hearing thinly veiled verbal side-eyes about one parent from the other one. Growing up with Gobber playing mediator when arguments about how Hiccup should be raised happen. Growing up feeling caught in the middle of his parents and hating that because he loves them both and really does not want to be caught in the middle.

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real