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Hello Everyone, I am Nour Al Madhoun, 30 years old, a computer engineer from gaza, my h… Tahir Awad needs your support for Help my family r

🍉🍉🍉 We are currently at €544 out of €5000 first goal - please consider donating to my Ezzdeen and helping us reach our goal as quickly as possible‼️

I want you to know that my ezzdeen is "ADHD" and very picky in his food, and now he is suffering from huge weight loss, because the crazy expensive prices for the food ,so that we can't afford to buy what he accepts, without you ezz will not regain his health.

We needs your support more than ever, the daily costs of living, the expensive treatments, I hope that through your support I can reach safety with my family.

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extervus

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

birdingbutch

everybody in the club going yippee

doodlydoodlies

metamelonisle

had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats

juneacademiaa

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

beidak-art

rate my chestnut man

unpeeled-human

felt compelled

beidak-art

good-yvesning

lucid-luck

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

thranduilland

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

daryltoh

tohdraws-deactivated20181120

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

whowasntthere-deactivated202106

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

sparklyaxolotlstudent

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

kenas-artstuff

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

bisquid

I specifically went back through my reblogs to find these

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks

My dashboard has been blessed by this post again

i-say-ok

ok!

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

greetings-inferiors

I will never not reblog Brutus my beloved

rainbow-dash-the-ultimate

Fuck it. Why not?

1eos

convinced no one actually reads posts on here

1eos

y'all just glean the aura of a post from some crystals nd then interact with it based on what color you see

oldsgie-deactivated20260302

Bad post. Too orange. Cant believe you would say that. Smh.

ambergrief

me when i log onto www.youtube.con

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

anyone else remember Hot Gruntilda from the Banjo-Kazooie game over screen

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

Do Gruntilda’s big titties fill your body with lust? You’d nut in two seconds if you saw her green bust!

final-fantasy-v-deactivated2019

hey do you take constructive criticism on your posts

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

No sense in begging for what’s already free! Indulge in Grunty’s pussy and you’ll find pure glee!

mi0da-deactivated20220425

this post feels like a nightmare im unable to awake from

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

A virgin can’t be picky when choosing holes for the stuffing. In the words of Inafune, it’s better than nothing!

badgrapple-deactivated20220614

I’m legit gonna kill you

Your actually going to die

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

Death comes for us all, but you’ll come even quicker! Five seconds? How pathetic! You’re making me snicker!

moontouched-moogle

Tired of losing in Banjo-Kazooie? Drop those pants instead and make my loins gooey!

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

The bear and the bird have caused me such woes. I’ll make them bend over and suck my old toes!

galaxysyrup

if i had to read this with my own two eyes then every last one of you who follows me has to suffer too

captainsnoop-deactivated2020041

You whine, you whimper, and oh how you suffer, but deep down Grunty knows you just wanna stuff her.

maxwellelvis

This post is pain but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t laughing through the crying.

alephnull47

burnttoadstool

my beloved

achesspiece

reblog this post ONLY if you're older than it, people born after july 27 2024 DNI

freshlybakedbaby

fuck off dude

swagdinner

you can't be saying that white baby

stardial

GOOD MORNING i think i dreamt i fucked a dragon and i dotn know if i’ll ever beat that in the waking world so i’ll just be going back to sleep forever now

stardial

and then i woke up to ash and dust. yeah

thejorie-deactivated20160327

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

pebleeee-deactivated20151227

do they smoke weed?

thejorie-deactivated20160327

Yes, actually.

gucciballs-deactivated20200720

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

thejorie-deactivated20160327

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

gccgrimm-deactivated20160818

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

thejorie-deactivated20160327

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

madamekagamine

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

thejorie-deactivated20160327

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING

19leahjade96

Well that escalated quickly……

thejorie-deactivated20160327

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

jackaxed

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

thejorie-deactivated20160327

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

anemonequeen-moved

this dude playin omg

thejorie-deactivated20160327

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Canis lupus genome assembly, chromosome: 12 Common name: Wolf