A Ship At Port

Zack. He/They. Icon by @hellasaiko, banner by @zandraart

[hellasaiko]

Wichita Toaster 🔧

Commission for @fivepoint9!

[fivepoint9]

Absolutely love this!

[judgmentandsentiment]

compiling a collection of wiki pages like this

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

some offerings

[bunnyapocalips]

Personal favourite

[beesmygod]

[wonderhecko]

[fivepoint9]

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[marsapartment]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[animate-mush]

Instead of telling people to monetize their hobbies, I'm gonna start telling people to hobbitize their professions:

Man, you are such a good contractor negotiator. You would kill it at boardgames.

Oh wow, your art is so beautiful! You should totally leave it in an unmarked box in the woods!

Dude with those excel skills you could set up a kick-ass pan-franchise multi-generational interconnected fanfiction webcomic

Science communication you say? Have you considered maybe running shitpost blog with that?

Phenomenal closing arguments! You gotta get into DMing!

That is a great flowchart. You've thought of everything. Let me tell you about Werewolf.

[hellasaiko]

I was stressed out like crazy so I painted the cat meme I send to my mom whenever I'm waiting for her and she's late

[rox-and-prose]

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

[chatdomestique]

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

[rox-and-prose]

"Hungry but I'll get to it later"

[jabberwockypie]

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

[signechan]

Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don't have it in the house

[blueandbluer]

ok, that last one? That happens to me ALL THE TIME. I call in "food ennui".

[freakishlemon]

Anyone else have "Suddenly Angry, eats a food, What Anger?" on their bingo cards?

[chancecraz]

Raises hand. So me.

[chamomillles]

yo poggo, tu pogges, usted pogge, nosotros poggemos, ustedes poggen

[the-izel-cometh]

Vosotros poggaís

[chamomillles]

no

[lunar-heresy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[softblockwashere-deactivated202]

[milfposting69]

[unclefather]

miss the days when i could just go out and do this

[sugluvgalaxy]

I stepped on someone doing this

[sugluvgalaxy]

They made a sound like bagpipes being compressed. I wasint sorry.

[nayohme]

legendary screencap

[pissvortex]

[yeeowch]

ive reinvented the four humors for the information age. not that u guys care. anyway the new humors are cowboy, caveman, wizard, and badass trench coat character from the 2000s

[normal-horoscopes]

[yeeowch]

with all due respect i would like to say that i had them figured as: cowboys are melancholic; cavemen, as the childhood of humanity, fall under choleric; wizards are phlegmatic; and badass trench coat character is of course sanguine

[normal-horoscopes]

NO NO YOURE RIGHT MY MISTAKE

[goodscreencaps]

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[f1rstperson]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]