i'll be the relic from your golden age

macy | 25, she/her | multifandom writing | sereshaw brainrot

[aphantimes]

🫵 YOU. STOP WHERE YOU ARE

say something nice about prev!!! find something cool about them!! give their blog a skim!!

compliments are FREE TO GIVE so GIVE THEM OUT. pls. thamnk. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

[kaizsche]

It's all so damn tribal. It's the pack mentality, animal instincts. All the adrenaline! EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! (2016)

[ginalinettiofficial]

so i just went as far back as possible in my ao3 history (and damn yall tbt a time before ao3. what a bleak world that was when we had to either go digging for forums of specific fandoms or use fanfiction dot net my most beloathed!!! we are so blessed. thank you ao3)

and apparently i have read or visited something like 11,600 individual fics since i got on ao3!!! which both feels very big and very small.

i got this number by going to history, scrolling to the bottom, seeing how many pages of history i have, and multiplying that number by twenty (cuz ao3 lists 20 results per page). 580 pages of results = ~11,600 individual fics. (ao3 sorts rereads of the same fic as one result, and also counts deleted fics in results!!!)

which made me so curious:

approximately how many fics have you read/visited on ao3, based on your ao3 history (# of pages of results on your ‘history’ page x 20)???

0 - 100

101 - 500

501 - 1,000

1,001 - 3,000

3,001 - 6,000

6,001 - 10,000

10,001 - 15,000

15,001 - 20,000

20,001 - 25,000

25,001 - 30,000

30,001 +

i do not have an ao3 account :-(

Voting ended onMar 16

[prollybradshaw]

yeah…..

[langernameohnebedeutung]

ngl, I'm beginning to take issue with how in conversations about anti-intellectualism almost automatically, the face of girls and women will be slapped on the problem.

[lightandfireandsunhavegone]

Peer Reviewed your tags, OP.

[fixedglare-ii]

I really like in how to make a killing that the white of his prison uniform mirrors the white of his debut outfit and the gate at the end mirrors the prison gate

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[nonas-third-tantrum]

Reblog to give prev the ao3 to post their fanfiction

[roomwithavoid]

the more educated you get on fat issues the more you realize that almost everything that supposedly justifies fatphobia is actually complete bullshit. most of the health conditions that are treated as almost divine punishment for being fat (like heart issues and diabetes) are being revealed to actually *cause weight gain* instead of being caused *by* it. this goes for social 'consequences' of being fat, too. is that "neckbeard" redditor actually fat because he spends all his time online, or is it that he spends all of his time online because he's not treated like a person if you can see that he's fat, so the internet is his best option? everything is less accessible to fat people. seats on busses, at restaurants, and even at things like amusement parks, are frequently too small to comfortably sit in for a fat person. people treat you worse if you're fat, or even try to avoid you entirely. you get judged for doing leisure activities, or even for exercising at a public gym, (which proves the claims of trying to motivate you to get fit are bullshit btw) getting filmed and laughed at, posted online for your body to be a punchline. if you want to be progressive or body positive you *need* to be examining your beliefs. oppressed people are routinely forced into positions that, from the outside, may justify the narrative about these people. black folk are pushed into poverty, so that crime is often their only means of survival, enforcing the idea that black folk are criminals. queer folk are made unsafe in public so that we use codes to identify each other, enforcing the idea that queer folk are trying to secretly seduce people to be gay. and yes, fat folk are forced indoors and online so that they can enforce the narrative that we are lazy shut-ins.

[imathers]

#if you are skinny you need to take an interest in this#get involved with fat liberation#start fighting people on fatphobia#get mad at them when they are casually fatphobic around you because youre thin#make them afraid#defend your fat friends

[welcometololaland]

things jake has thought part 2 (part 1)

[fixedglare-ii]

Bradley remembers the ruckus in front of his store like it was yesterday. The first man between the stars! People were clustered in front of Bradshaw’s appliances to see for themselves that the United States had a real human in orbit around the earth.

At the time he thought it was fun. Being back in the space race, joining people celebrating an amazing scientific feat, hope of beating those damned Russians.

But now, standing at the bar that was completely overrun by Seresin, his astronaut buddies and clamouring fans, he was exponentially not giving a shit about anything space related.

But damn, did those television screens do him dirty, Seresin was even more glowing in real life.

[intrepidjourneys]

I really can't get over the idea of it being Jake's birthday during the bar scene. Bradley not knowing until someone mentions it offhand later. Him doing a little riff on the piano and then starting into Happy Birthday, and Jake's head snaps up. Everyone is pushing Jake over to the piano. It's a nice moment before it all goes to hell.

[mxrcusflint]

Four Letter Game

72k, completed, a hangster hunger games au

i accidentally deleted the original post, so sorry if it vanished from anything!

Capitol viewers will see this at the dawn of another Quarter Quell: Hangman and a second Bradshaw, both back with a vengeance in an uneasy alliance, two gilded fighters who have the betting odds stacked in their corner.

They’ll wait for the betrayal to come. It won’t.

Read on AO3

[likeallfire]

squeeze a little (tease a little more)

pairing: bradley bradshaw x jake seresin

rating: explicit

summary:

the dagger squad does mardi gras, jake walks around shirtless, bradley loses his mind.

laissez le bon temps rouler!

[seekstrivefind]

Somebody's Baby Top Gun: Maverick | Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw/Jake "Hangman Seresin | 5,069 words | Rated M

Jake hates it, is the thing—the audacity of baby, of sweetheart, of anything that sounds like a claim. Too intimate. Too much like a statement. Jake’s all about casual. The moment a pet name enters the equation, it’s thanks for the fun, see you never, onto someone who doesn’t sound so entitled to him. It’s not like he ever struggles to find a replacement.

or; Jake's always hated being called pet names. Bradley slips past his defenses.

featuring: jake "don't call me baby" seresin, bradley "100% loverboy" bradshaw, grindr hookups, oddly tasteful architecture, and jake being bad at feelings.

read on ao3

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.