[vicholas]

Why are people now saying "LARP" when they mean "poser". It's confusing.

[vicholas]

Everyone is always parroting The Buzzword Of The Month without actually knowing what it means or where it comes from, make it stop

[gunsandfireandshit]

Kinda like how "POV" went from "(implied first person) Point Of View" to "there is a video"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[februarytrash]

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[milanesa42]

[human-pet-they]

[nobody-lavender]

some context that will definitely totally help

the dog is a robot, basically the in-universe equivalent of a smartphone

it also contains one-third of blue guy’s consciousness because he uploaded it to the dog

in this route the dog’s programming (=blue guy) gets reuploaded again to a human body

the body belonged to blue guy’s twin brother who willingly sacrificed himself for the project

[frikitty]

[sreegs]

i'm gonna start formatting my emails like this

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[anabantoid]

my starving horse who is forced to eat the crumbs I've strewn across the floor, she has never had a meal in her life

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

honestly discord removing the four digit id code at the end of usernames still remains as one of the most baffling things any site has done with their usernames. not having to have every user find a unique name for themselves seems like such a logical thing to allow with how big many sites are, and discord had the system in place since the beginning. but apparently that's too confusing and making the entire userbase select a new name is in fact the best solution. insane behavior

[wordfather]

i had a twisted dream this morning when my alarm tried to wake me up where jeff goldblum said 'Actually if you sleep a bit Longer you'll have More time to get ready It's called the Goldblum's Law and it works just go back to sleep' and i believed him and i overslept

[wordfather]

hey boss sorry im late. i got Goldblumed

[somafalls]

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[animentality]

[stillnaomi]

these days you can call the US an empire and nobody will bat an eye, but the way some people get worked up when you start talking about acts of US imperialism. empire doesn't just mean powerful lmao, it means you're exploiting foreign populations