Due to the labyrinth-like structure of an IKEA, a minotaur has taken up residence in there.
@alphabetizing-posts
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Origami Around

pixel skylines
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Doug Jones
NASA
Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER

bliss lane

PR's Tumblrdome
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
official daine visual archive
almost home
Jules of Nature
The Bowery Presents

seen from Singapore
seen from Germany
seen from India

seen from Spain

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Nigeria

seen from United States
seen from South Korea

seen from Argentina

seen from United Kingdom
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seen from Australia

seen from Germany
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seen from United States
@gimmick-mimic
Due to the labyrinth-like structure of an IKEA, a minotaur has taken up residence in there.
@alphabetizing-posts
a an Due has in IKEA, labyrinth-like minotaur of residence structure taken the there. to up
My favourite harmless prank I've heard of was done by this girl whose dad was a geologist, and they'd go on day hikes with his geologist friends/co-workers and when she got bored on them she'd habitually pick up a random rock and go ask him what it is, and one of them would explain what kind of a rock that is, how it probably got here, and usually some notions of the more unusual features the rock had, if any.
And she had a friend who had once gone on a tourist trip to Iceland and brought back a volcanic rock. So she borrowed the rock and took it with her on the hike, and after two randomly picked up "hey dad what rock is this", she presented the volcanic rock, in the same fashion as all the others.
3 minutes later there are five middle-aged and older men circled around this mysterious rock, all agreeing on what it is, but not why it is. They keep asking her questions, where did she find it? Were there any other rocks around there that looked like it? Was it like this on the ground? People walking past the group try to stretch their necks to see over the geologists' shoulders to see what's the source of such amazement.
And in the end she couldn't take it anymore, burst into laughter and confessed. The geologists agree that it was pretty clever.
@alphabetcompletionist
ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ
24/26
hubris is my fatal flaw but its okay bc im so failboy the fates dont even know i exist. and thats why i can post words like “i unlock my phone with my toes” without fear of consequences.
@the-gimmick-simp
get the list
wait what are you doing
HAHA YOU FAILED YOU CANT HURT ME
@the-gimmick-simp
Plsplsplspls
arbys cant hurt you ig but i can :)
Lmao not even close. You can’t hurt me im immune to notes
But are you immune to your sibling
Flashback to when y’all tried and failed lmao
@the-gimmick-simp get over here and do it again.
Nice try lmao
Hey @bisexual-airforce summon the rest of the military.
@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmickbardthiefmulticlass @gimmick-copier @grabs-a-gimmick @stealer-of-gimmicks @youraveragemagicalthief @anti-gimmick-thceif
And finally, @gimmick-thief.
@real-antonio-vivaldi. Get em.
Ah? Gladly!
@rene-descartes-official @firehouse-subs-fr @bingle-official @google-news-official @officialtinder
@its-sanrio-official @its-target-official @oscar-wilde-official-account @realgoogleclassroom @unfortunate-wattpad
@i-bless-your-heart @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @the-real-twitter-bird @the-official-pepsi
@the-official-real-coca-cola @the-one-and-only-pornhub @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @big-mayo-official @buildabearfr
@big-daddy-pharma @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-real-illinois @non-tyrannical-usa @burger-king-unofficial
@im-pandora-i-promise @totally-amazon @yes-im-youtube-kids @walmart-the-official @google-searchhistory-official
@totallytesco @pizza-hut-official @yep-definitely-savers @yahooo-official @important-question-anon
@truly-jcjenson @the-red-planet-mars @the-lovely-planet-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @nasa-real
@the-real-ipsy @the-real-chipotle @real-starbucks @unofficial-copilot @definitely-tiktok-trust
@definitely-britain @gmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmail @totally-roku-tv @antarcitica-official @india-official
@gibbish-anon-from-gell @realsafari @post-uwuifer @denmark-forreal @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday
@the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-us-navy-offical @the-official-publix @the-official-apple
@the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-real-aperture-science @the-real-victorias-secret @the-real-ecosia
@the-real-firefox @actual-long-john-silvers @acually-history @actually-aldi @fr-winn-dixie
@totally-scjohnson @totally-peacock-i-swear @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese @life360-i-swear @undeniably-chevron
@speedway-official-unofficial @speedron @unofficial-trader-joes @officially-google-translate @official-chai
@totally-bing @reallytimhortons @real-google-glass @real-dominos @real-pollo-campero
@real-sephora @definitely-bravo @definitely-hulu @definitely-peacock @gimmick-thief
@gimmick-remover @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-mimic @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief
RED ALERT - STOP SCROLLING AND REBLOG IMMEDIATELY, REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT
KOSA COULD BE VOTED ON IN THE SENATE VERY SOON!
IF YOU ARE A MINOR, YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT COULD BE AT RISK!
TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO HELP.
CALL. YOUR. SENATORS.
@thebunnyofevil @itsapmseymour @bettinalevyisdetermined @singular-ghost-sound @staffs-secret-blog
@staff @badjokesbyjeff @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @firefox-official @pukicho
@holisticdetective42
KOSA is a censorship bill that won’t make kids safe. Instead, it'll put all internet users at risk, especially youth. If you believe in a fr
All of the bad internet bills. One website.
Photos from #memes-and-graphics in the Stop Internet Censorship Discord server.
Posted May 18, 2024.
@same-pic-of-rickroll-everyday @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday @same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday @same-pic-of-mercury-everyday @same-pic-of-makemake-everyday @same-pic-of-mars-everyday @secondbeatsongs @would-you-punt-them @gimmickblog-taxonomist @gimmick-thief @gimmickbloghunter @gimmickblogcatalogue @gimmick-police @gimmick-blog-detector @gimmick-thief-thief @couldtheycatchkira @would-you-punt-them @daily-chonny-jash @same-pic-of-the-stars-everyday @same-pic-of-the-blood-moon @same-pic-of-the-eclipse-everyday @same-pic-of-the-lagoon-nebula @same-pic-of-andromeda-everyday @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @same-pic-of-alpha-centaur-24-7 @same-pic-of-a-bagel-everyday @same-pic-of-callisto-everyday @same-pic-of-ceres-everyday @same-pic-of-eris-everyday @same-pic-of-europa-everyday @same-pic-of-haumea-everyday @same-pic-of-halleys-comet @same-pic-of-io-every-day @same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday @same-pic-of-juno-everyday @same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @same-pic-of-polaris-everyday @same-pic-of-pallas-everyday @same-pic-of-saturn-everyday @same-pic-of-titan-every-day @same-pic-of-uranus-everyday @same-pic-of-venus-everyday @same-pic-of-venus-every-day @same-pic-of-wolftopia-everyday @same-pic-of-willwood-daily @same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day @same-picture-of-europa
Use your platform. Gimmicks don't matter right now. Make sure KOSA isn't passed.
Reblog for yours and your friends safety. Please help bring awareness.
@achivement-unlocked @gimmick-hospital @gimmick-blog-predator @gimmick-remover @gimmick-thief-theif-thcief @gimmick-nose-thief @gimmick-copier @gimmick-mimic
Usually gimmick blogs have big followings, please use your influence to help.
i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
I give you oxygen
No, I give you oxygen.
I take your oxygen.
I give you a gold star
I take your gold star
i count Es
16
mine
did you just change your pfp to f???
ok.
There is no Windex™ in this post!
Drank it, sorry
I choke you until you have no oxygen and die.
I KNOW WHAT KINDA FREAKS FOLLOW MY BLOG THIS BETTER NOT BE IN A KINKY WAY
/lh
i mean its from a bard thief so i think it is
communism?
-@top-secret-replier
communism.
Terrible "fanned art" that's literally just an edit of the tumblr cube pfp
this is so good! can i use this as my pfp?
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
WE DID IT
yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts i’ve ever seen-
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i’ve ever seen-
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts I have ever seen
This isn’t the first
time that Haiku bot thought that
the dashes were words
gimmick stolen from
@haiku-bot-human-version
stolen shamelessly :3
@haiku-bot-human-version
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i’ve ever seen-
you did not need to
correct this post, because the
word ever is three
syllables, not one.
you made the last line six long,
not the correct five
When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.
You thought you could pull
that shit on me? Luckily
Google’s always free
even the fucking dictionary.com website disagrees
@haiku-bot-human-version
three was a typo
i meant two, but you are still
wrong because you wrote
it only having
one syllable, not the two
it actually has
Oh fuck I’m stupid
@post-uwuifer
cowwect UwU
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
WE DID IT
yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts i’ve ever seen-
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i’ve ever seen-
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts I have ever seen
This isn’t the first
time that Haiku bot thought that
the dashes were words
gimmick stolen from
@haiku-bot-human-version
stolen shamelessly :3
@haiku-bot-human-version
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i’ve ever seen-
you did not need to
correct this post, because the
word ever is three
syllables, not one.
you made the last line six long,
not the correct five
When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.
You thought you could pull
that shit on me? Luckily
Google’s always free
even the fucking dictionary.com website disagrees
@haiku-bot-human-version
three was a typo
i meant two, but you are still
wrong because you wrote
it only having
one syllable, not the two
it actually has
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023
I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??
Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!
almost there!
TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!
THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??
WE DID IT
yay! this is one of the most popular tumblr posts i’ve ever seen-
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i’ve ever seen-
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts I have ever seen
This isn’t the first
time that Haiku bot thought that
the dashes were words
gimmick stolen from
@haiku-bot-human-version
stolen shamelessly :3
@haiku-bot-human-version
yay! this is one of
the most popular tumblr
posts i've ever seen-
you did not need to
correct this post, because the
word ever is two
syllables, not one.
you made the last line six long,
not the correct five
When the haiku bot messes up I will be there to correct the post.
GET KOSA TRENDING.
STOP SCROLLING NOW!
AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.
WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.
I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.
Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.
Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.
Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.
Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.
Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.
Reblog if you're going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.
Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn't be anyone's problem -- including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because "think of the American Children!".
Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.
Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.
Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.
We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.
@betatrolls @mothbioligest @heartbunnymoth @madeline-the-bisexual-samurai @th3g4ysqu1d @sadpurpleblood @supersexyghotmew95 @sillymcmaxx @kdcrystalise @alex-just-vibing @acid-tunnel-of-love
@same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday @hateful-daystar @same-pic-of-mercury-everyday @same-pic-of-venus-everyday @same-pic-of-venus-every-day @same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday @the-real-earth @same-pic-of-the-moon-everyday @same-pic-of-mars-everyday @same-pic-of-jupiter-everyday @same-pic-of-saturn-everyday @the-real-uranus @same-pic-of-uranus-everyday @same-pic-of-neptune-everyday @same-pic-of-pluto-everyday @steve-not-anon @same-pic-of-a-dictionary-daily @same-pic-of-juno-everyday @same-pic-of-kepler-186f-everyday @same-pic-of-halleys-comet @same-pic-of-titan-every-day @same-pic-of-andromeda-everyday @celestial-same-picverse @same-pic-of-polaris-everyday
@duothelingo @bingle-official @definitely-peacock @definitely-spencers-gifts @sams-club-official @i-say-ok @i-freaking-love-soup @mayketz @thelifeofperchthecat @same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day @incognito-mode-official
@definitely-spencers-gifts @real-sephora @real-nokia-i-swear @the-real-firefox @the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @i-remove-color-from-posts @the-actual-dicks-sporting-goods @the-actual-real-android @the-us-navy-offical @the-dunkin-of-dunkins @spotify-kids-real @spotify-official
@the-real-honda @plural-void (<- these are the inly people I know sorry)
@sounds-of-my-silence @chaoticasystem @massivellamaprincess @tgirlboyswag420 @cats-95 @crypticarchivist @fates-a-crueler-mistress-anyway @parallel-system @ez-ra-zed @witchcraftandchaos97 @cryxx-stargxts @jellybeamzzz @cherrifruiti @pandoranmama @the-riddler-that-can-riddle @the80srewinders @goandlivelife @prototypesteve @zombie-dyke @crowpunkco @socialjusticeinamerica @haipa @autiebiographical @violentdyke @aroneu @titanfalling2 @safety-pin-punk @geese-in-flight @cryptid-sighting @purple-void-frog @nierawebster97 @explosionexplosionexplosion @murkypond-system @crustgremlin @being-a-human-isnt-very-fun
@turtleneckshiv @kosmogrl @chenyu @coveredinredpaint @our-butch-experience @our-aplatonic-experience @tikkunolamresistance @stories-by-starlight @the-ark-of-slenderverse @journeysfable @neil-gaiman @animentality @crazycatsiren @thecorporatetower @worms-in-my-brain
I’m sorry if anyone got this who doesn’t really have a say in the passing of this bill (e.g. you don’t live in the United States). If possible, please pass this information along to your other United States mutuals. Though it’s only a potential law in the US, it may have an impact on the rest of the world.
@alphabet-mafia-collective @flowrfallsystem @littlest-bugz @overgrown-dreamland @the-angelic-court
Tagging you guys bc I know you've tagged me before (sidenote keep doing it (/nf) I love being tagged) and hopefully you won't mind being pinged too much ^^;
@neil-gaiman @gimmick-thief @our-queer-experience
(apologies for the @s, however I believe this is important)
@the-note-merchant @gimmickbloghunter @gimmick-blog-predator @things-that-are-weezer-blue @the-disemvoweler @rivers-cuomo-air-freshener @is-it-weezer-wednesday @psychicdamage-identified @the-us-navy @wildcard-completionist @alphabet-statistician @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @hellsite-detective @deputyclover @05-council-unofficial @the-disemconsonanter @the-disempunctuationer @pointless-achievements @undertale-completionist @icompilegimmickblogs @kiki-or-bouba @punctuation-completionist @gimmickblog-taxonomist @gimmick-mimic @would-you-survive-in-australia @worm-on-a-blog
@corruworks @sol-stars @littleshapeshifter @spread-the-influence @craftpunktabby @aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202 @super-lazer-piss @carbonmonoxide-detector @the-official-skull @skittikyu @kittybroker @randomitemdrop @putting-moon-in-places @putting-fake-peppino-in-places @putting-viridian-in-places @dailyquests
If ever there was a time when we needed containment to break, this is it.
Gimmick blogs I love you dearly
Pt: Gimmick blogs I love you dearly
@i-give-chess-pieces-to-people
[ID in alt text]
The great thing about not being as popular as @totally-bing is that I can post without ever having to worry about the popular gimmick blogs finding me
This post has been amogifyed!
No
Stop
@the-disemconsonanter
o
o
H dsmvwlr
Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?
Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?
Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf
The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.
(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)
@the-disemvoweler
Th nglsh lngg s cmplctd. 'm rmvng sm chrctrs fr smplcty.
(n ll srsnss, t's bsd ff stpd bllnr d frm Jff Bzs tht ddn't wrk t bt ws n fct hlrs)
The mimic got my gimmick
@the-disemvoweler
Th mmc gt my gmmck
H dsmvwlr
Wht md y strt dsmvwlng psts?
Gnnly crs. S t dp rtd htrd fr vwls r s t smthng ls ntrly?
Ls md yr jb sr by dsmvwlng myslf
The English language is complicated. I'm removing some characters for simplicity.
(In all seriousness, it's based off a stupid billionaire idea from Jeff Bezos that didn't work out but was in fact hilarious)
@the-disemvoweler
Th nglsh lngg s cmplctd. 'm rmvng sm chrctrs fr smplcty.
(n ll srsnss, t's bsd ff stpd bllnr d frm Jff Bzs tht ddn't wrk t bt ws n fct hlrs)
i hunt gimmick blogs on tumblr .
i will have a complete collection one day and if i dont,
ill make it your problem.
tags:
when making a post of my own: #gimmick talks
when reblogging a post talking about gimmick blogs: #gimmick posts
when answering an ask: #gimmick answers
when reblogging a gimmick account: #gimmick , #gimmick blog
when i am unsure if it is a gimmick blog or not: #uncertain gimmick
when i am reblogging one of my spectacular posts: #gimmick reblogs
when i am making a poll to decide if a blog is a gimmick: #gimmick polls
yes this is a system i organised after i made this blog and i went back to add the new additions on and sometimes i might forget to add these tags (i am not yet a computer droid unfortunately) so some of the archives might be lost forever, sorry
@gimmickbloghunter
gimmick blog detected
Anytime I see a threat posted or something posted from a Threat, all I'm going to respond with now is "Hey, that's me"
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
Hey, that's me
Hey, that's me!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
Hey, that's me!
Hey, that's me!!
Hey, that's me!!!
HEY! That's me!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!! That's me!!!!!
HEY!!! That's ME!!!!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!