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"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.

Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and it’s 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.

socialistexan

Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere

Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects

Lightzone to replace Lightroom

Inkscape to replace Illustratr

Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)

If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck ‘em. Don’t use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.

cheruib

bold of you to assume i won’t tell you i love you again just because i did ten seconds ago

bidoof

4chan = white nationalist skinhead wannabe edgelords reddit = epic bacon nerd culture libertarians tumblr = 12 year old communists facebook = conspiracy theory-addled GOP baby boomers slowly regressing back to infancy twitter = ??????

wilbr

Twitter is where they all convene to fight each other like a social media Thunderdome

glumshoe

Yesterday my coworker was giving me advice on how to interview for a position he was leaving and said, “If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be and why?”

And I completely blanked on all cartoon characters that weren’t wizards. “I’d want to be Merlin from The Sword in the Stone,” I said, “So that I could transform children into animals to teach them important lessons about the world, but also that I could organize things by standing on a stool and doing a little jig.”

And as I spoke those words I realized that they were true. I desire tremendous mystical power and ancient arcane knowledge so that I can make my dishes wash themselves musically.

weaselle

LIFE: what I’m going for

what it feels like

jcp1765

Indeed

queenoftheimpala-deactivated202

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

drtanner-dickery

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”

chrysm-ore-deactivated20200702

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

godtechturninheads

@infiniteadventureswithyou

badjokesbyjeff

I called my friend just now and said, “I have a joke for you.”

Friend: “Ok shoot”

Me: “What has a tiny penis and hangs down?”

Friend: “I dunno what?”

Me: A bat.. now what has an enormous penis and hangs up?

Friend: I dunno what?

Click

lyingnudieonthefloor

THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.

lloerwyn-deactivated20201104

Davy Jones is honestly one of my favourite movie villains because he’s so Extra. He introduces himself by saying ‘Do you fear death?’ and he plays the spooky pipe organ with his tentacle beard while pining over lost love. He knows his aesthetic and he owns it.

the-greatish-gatsby

Forgot about pirates of the Caribbean and spent a solid minute tryna figure out when the ghost man asked spongebob if he fears death

mohabbat

all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.

mohabbat

where are the billionaires now??? three churches were bombed during easter services. where is the outrage and mourning, and signs of support?? 207 people are dead. 207.

mohabbat

the death toll is now at 290, with 500 people injured. the gofundme has less than $20k. white people care about brown tragedies challenge.

cheaphalloweencostume

has to explain to someone that last night i was laughing myself into tears just googling “baby echidna”

just for the hell of it heres a baby platypus too

fatboyslim

thetenderpassion

surprisebitch

fuckheads-revenge

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

officialwayneenterprises123-dea

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

sexymachine

thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv

play-doh-slut

i’ve had a realization and i’m sure it’s been done before but-

millennial depression:

vs

gen z depression:

cpunks

that weird group of teens who were born 1999-2003 all experienced millennial depression around age 12 and then currently experience gen z depression

nsummer88

THIS

saywhat-politics

The tears of the Republican who cheated to win in North Carolina

magnoliaalchemist

In case you all didn’t know, this guy hired a team that collected absentee ballots from voters, which is a felony. He claims he didn’t know that it was happening, but now his son has stated that he had told his father that what he was doing sounded illegal. Please, never give anyone your absentee ballots. A lot of the people who did simply didn’t know any better, but this ignorance is dangerous when you have people like Mark Harris running for office.

eulaalia-deactivated20170111

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

allsadnshit

I’ve been laughing at this on and off for two straight days

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

valarie-solanas

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

eliciaforever-deactivated201906

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).