[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[velvetcloak]

[mayhaps-a-blog]

Rewatching DS9 and I'm struck by what a perfect character Julian Bashir is. Man put all his points into medicine and pure self-confidence and absolutely none into insight or like, social cues. 100% will tell all his colleagues, friends, and random acquaintances about his innermost thoughts and feelings whether they want him to or not. Wakes up from a telepathically-induced coma in which he was forced to face his insecurities and immediately went "oh wow you guys won't believe what just happened". Like, most people might want to sit and think about what they've learned about themselves, but oh no, Julian Bashir would never sit and think quietly when he could sit and think loudly at whoever happens to be nearby!

And it's genuinely so great as a character because it means we get to see all the other characters reacting to whatever misfortune has befallen Bashir today, and get to see glimpses of their own personalities and ideas in what would otherwise be very limited episodes. Or very forced, if the audience couldn't buy that x character would actually talk about their problems with y character - but with Bashir, you won't find an easier sell than that!

Perfect character design, no notes. Every show should have a Bashir just to make sure everyone gets to be involved in the nonsense XD

[heyitsmeisa-blog]

[americana-plus]

jamr0ll:

This never stops being hilarious

[thelibrarina]

Do you love the color of the–

HONK

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[baiyubai]

"Shen Wei~~" Zhao Yunlan whined, but this time, Shen Wei was unmoved and unyielding.

"You know I can't, I am not built for that sort of responsibility," he continued, hiding his face in Shen Wei's shirt. Shen Wei simply adjusted his grip on the book and rose it higher, to keep on reading.

He still refused to deign his lover's whining with any kind of answer.

He could withstand it.

Shen Wei jolted a little when Zhao Yunlan's hands started to grab at him underneath the shirt, but years of acting as Heipaoshi allowed him to keep his face straight.

He would not cave in. The matter was too great.

"Shen Wei," Zhao Yunlan whispered weakly into the fabric, his voice weak and needy.

Shen Wei turned the page with merciless precision.

"I have no idea how to fit everything into the dishwasher," Zhao Yunlan muttered.

Shen Wei read the word at the top of the page again.

Zhao Yunlan was smart, he should figure it out.

That, and it was nice to have him so close, Shen Wei supposed. (by @the-marron I'm not worthy)

[baiyubai]

+ bonus from twitter:

[teaboot]

There are too many people walking around acting like having feelings does something

[teaboot]

Love doesn’t matter unless you do something about it. Hate doesn’t matter unless you do something about it. Ambivalence doesn’t matter unless it stops you from acting. Nobody can read your mind, for better or for worse, and if you love someone with your whole heart but don’t let it move you, or hate someone completely but still treat them well, or feel absolutely nothing at all but still put the effort in, then nobody will ever fucking know.

Your thoughts and feelings aren’t as world-changing as you think you are. They aren’t a point in your direction or a black mark on your record. Nobody is keeping track.

Whether that’s depressing or hopeful depends on what you DO.

God help me

[tremendouskoalachild]

suddenly realized i haven't seen a single tumblr post about yesterday's ECJ ruling (that all EU countries must recognize same-sex marriages conducted in another EU country, even if the country in question does not have legal same-sex marriage). this is huge and feels like people on here would be more enthusiastic about it

Same-sex marriage must be recognized across EU, court rules – DW – 11/25/2025

European Union countries must recognize the lawful same-sex marriages of EU citizens conducted in other member states, the bloc's top court

[madelinestudie]

Hallo Zusammen!!! Ich suche noch Teilnehmende für meine Masterarbeit. Es geht dabei um den Zusammenhang zwischen Klimaüberzeugungen und mentaler Belastung.

Dauer: ca. 25 Minuten Mindestalter: 16 Jahre Link: https://www.soscisurvey.de/Klimaueberzeugungen/

Teilt es auch gerne weiter!

[nebuvoid]

Klickbarer Link für die mobile Nutzer. Bin gerade dabei auszufüllen 👍

[depsidase]

[kseniyagreen]

This couple doesn't seem to be letting me go, so I'll add one more thing to my ranting about the Guardian ending.

I think what makes this couple especially real and what makes this ending especially brutal is that they both feel most alive when they're together in the kitchen, in the car, on a walk - not on the battlefield.

They're two lonely people who found the world in each other and would be happy to live in this little world. They don't feel like people with a calling to heroic deeds.

But the narrative draws them into a self-sacrificing quest under the banner of "who if not you?".

While their real paradise is just the two of them and the starry sky.

There's some bitter truth in that phrase "you want us all to disappear so you can be alone with Shen Wei." Because the whole plot doesn't feel like a story about a joint struggle for a great goal. But like a story about two people who want to have their own little life, but the world with its idiocy constantly gets in the way.

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[bunjywunjy]

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

[bunjywunjy]

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

[bunjywunjy]

cry, probably

[splendentgoddess]

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

[subbyboymax]

IT’S TIME

[bunjywunjy]

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

[bunjywunjy]

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

[bunjywunjy]

Halloween 2024.

ERASERHEAD BABY.

ohshit

[bunjywunjy]

hello from Halloween 2025! it’s been a hell of a year, but it’s okay.

everything will be fine.

[inber]

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

[chainsawmansheart]

[natalieironside]

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

[breadbird]

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

[deathbyotpin123]

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

[charlesoberonn]

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

[grifalinas]

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

[no-one-offical]

‎

[fourlokototallandscaping]

A few months back, I read about a study that found that people who were told to regularly think about things they’re grateful for reported significantly improved physical and mental well-being at the end of the study. So I started going for a walk every day before work and making myself come up with 5 things that I’m grateful for. And I know it sounds like the most cornball shit ever, but it has fundamentally changed my brain chemistry.

I was aware that I was becoming a little bit too much of a sarcastic little hater before I started this experiment. Now I am almost startled to catch myself saying shit like, “Wow, look at the flowers on that tree, I am so grateful I decided to walk this way,” unironically, completely unprompted, and outside of the specific time in the day when I do the gratitude practice. I’ve rewired my brain to look for things to be grateful for, and so I look around me more and find more of them, which makes me feel happier, which makes me find even more good things.

For the record, I’m not saying, “Only think positive thoughts! No bad vibes!” Toxic positivity is probably about as unhealthy as only thinking negative thoughts. Sometimes shit does just suck. I’m not telling you to be grateful for the bad things around you. Being a sarcastic little hater definitely has its place. But setting aside like 2 minutes per day to come up with 5 things you’re grateful for will genuinely improve your outlook. It doesn’t have to be big stuff—sometimes the best I can manage is simple shit like, “I’m grateful that zippers were invented,” but even that forces me to be in the present moment and deepens my appreciation of the world around me. Try it, even if you have to do it badly or sarcastically at first. Even if you only do it so that you can come back and tell me I’m wrong in 3 months. Set a daily alarm on your phone and give it a try.

[kedreeva]

Reblog and tag 5 things you're grateful for, then take a moment to laze about in the notes and see how many many things people are grateful for that you forget about/take for granted. It will give you hope, I think.

[mioxenoblade]

Reblog to put candy in your followers halloween buckets :)