can't get rid of me now

i made this acc when i was 9 and haven't changed anything in 9 years

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[iiworldtour]

he's said a lot of funny things in his 29 years of life but this takes the cake i'm in tears

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[favoritesticle]

Hi Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs?

[butchflirt]

Yes Absolutely

[mak-to-the-future]

i scribbled this out so fast this is such a funny concept

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[teaboot]

I just noticed my darling baby boy (cat) sitting in his little loft bed about 5 inches away from the most delightful sunbeam, so I scooted it into the sunlight for him and he looked me with the biggest widest expression. I don’t think he knew that was an option. I think I just blew his whole little mind

[teaboot]

^guy who didn’t know I could do that

[roostingwindow]

Hi I hope you like Ollie. He took me several days

[teaboot]

HOLY SHIT MY BOY

[michaeladavenport]

Michael A Davenport, 3,090 Degrees Fahrenheit (Oil on canvas, 2025)

30in x 48in

[koifrog]

From the artist’s Inprnt:

“3,090 degrees Fahrenheit is the temperature at which sand becomes glass, in a process known as the Pilkington Process. This is not the temperature of burning; this is the temperature of becoming something.”

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[headspace-hotel]

The way she LEAPS into her human's arms

[charmac]

The Sunny Slur Song

Insp. & Dt. @nightcrawlerzincorporated

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[bluef00t]

Tobey Maguire Spider-Man "it's a hard knock life" fancam hours

[boastmalone]

How does it feel to have conceptualized the perfect Spider-Man trailer op

[oracleocelot]

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[crazy-but-good]

[bloodlustcas]

[podcastwizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[psycohousecat]

Outfit of choice for barbenheimer