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[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[theclosetedwitch]

DIY Witchy Supplies

- Need runes? Go on a walk and collect stones, write the runic alphabet on them and use for divination and in spells.

- Need herbs? Cut open tea bags and use!

- Need a wand?  Pencils, sticks, rods, and other long-oblong objects can be used. You don’t need to go all out.

- Need a pentagram necklace? Use wires made out of safety pins,  clothes hangers, etc. shape and then use a chain or string to thread through the necklace.

-Need a regular pentagram? Like the picture shown above, weighted pentagrams can be drawn on flat stones, slabs of woods, plates, even pieces of cardboard.

- Don’t have a cauldron but need one to cast spells? You can use- and I know this isn’t very dignified or aesthetic- but frying pans were made for a reason; preferably ones that are stainless steal.  Set your charcoal/ spell products/etc inside. Most frying pans will not be damaged by fire.

- need poppets? You can make and sew poppets out of felt, scraps of old fabric, etc. and stuffed with pillow stuffing, cut up string, etc. Just remember to think before hexing. 

- need an altar cloth? Something is better then nothing. Pillowcases, napkins, towels, etc. can be used. You can dress them up with tie-dye, embroidery, fabric paint, real paint, etc.

- need tarot cards but cant for some reason purchase a set? Use regular playing cards. Yes you heard that right. You can use the cards for correspondences.

- want to do scrying? use  hand mirror / any other type of mirror and paint over with black paint. You can use this for scrying.

-want a pendulum? all you really need is a weight and a string/ chain/ etc. You can use anything for these weights, however I highly encourage you to use stones as they have a higher vibration then other objects.

-Got anymore ideas? Let me know!!!

happy crafting witches!

[karlrincon]

The Amazon Forest produces more than 80 percentage the world’s oxygen and is home to more than half of the world’s species of plants, animals and insects.

It has been burning for 3 weeks and we have just found out about it!

The lungs of the Earth are on fire.

[did-you-know]

In Finland, speeding tickets are calculated based on your income - causing some Finnish millionaires to pay fines of over $100,000. Source

[redbloodedamerica]

This is what “equality” looks like in that liberal fairy tale land of Finland.  They punish you proportionately to how successful you are.  Sounds really “fair.”

[tsukishima-tadashi]

Except… it is fair? Because it’s proportionate. I don’t get what’s difficult about that. An impoverished person paying $400 dollar fine isn’t the same as a millionaire paying the same amount. For the poor person, $400 dollars could mean starving. Would you really claim it would have the same consequence for a rich man? Would it even be noticeable to him, while the absence of food in their stomach would be glaring to a poorer man? Would it be fair for a man to starve for the same crime as a man that would be having a three course meal?

By taking income into account, it allows the impoverished able to still survive while paying any fines they may incur. And, ultimately, while $100,000 dollars would be noticeable to a millionaire, they would still get by. And, assuming the law is properly implemented, they would be paying the same equivalent of their yearly income that a poorer person would. That’s what makes it fair. They would be impacted the same way - but you are looking at the amount rather than the equation.

Also, it’s important to make sure that even the rich would pause at the cost of a fine. They need to fear the law just as a poor man does. 

[reproductivejusticeandliberty]

Oh no… rich people facing fines that might actually make them consider not doing illegal things because the punishments might actually hurt them… how unfair… -V

[lewmzi]

Finnish person here. Our speeding ticket system owns and only people who bitch about them are people who wanna break the laws - the loudest whiners are the rich people who think they can just pay their way out of trouble and that’s why we have laws like that.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

400 dollar ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour: “Fuck, I better slow down”

Millionaire driving a Jaguar: “LOL 400 DOLLARS, FUCK THAT, NYOOM”

Compared to a proportional ticket.

Person making 10 dollars an hour and must pay 400 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

Millionaire who must pay 100,000 dollar ticket: “Fuck, I better slow down.”

[futureevilscientist]

Like wtf. Some people have been so brainwashed by capitalism and worship of the rich that they literally can’t tell the difference between fairness and unfairness anymore.

It IS fair. The fact that it flies in the status quo so much should make you think about that status quo.

[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

That’s genius and I’m ashamed that we don’t do that :’)

[iloe]

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

[iloe]

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

[muchymozzarella]

ok but remember Peter B’s world is most like ours

 so both Miles and Gwen would have slightly off memes and distress him when he has a hard enough time remembering his own world’s memes

[brawltogethernow]

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

[brawltogethernow]

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

[dontworryimdis-arm-ed-deactivat]

Miles: *makes a mistake* This is distressing. Siri play Take on Me.

Gwen: you absolute heathen. It’s ‘This is tragic, google play All Star.’

Peter: whAT the fUCK

[nazyalenskey]

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[mangomorales-blog]

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

[genderjester]

spiderham: that’s unfortunate, jukebox play What’s new Pussycat

[seagog]

i’m going to take a moment to deviate from my usual posts, so bear with me: the actress starring in the 2020 Mulan remake, Liu Yifei, has just voiced her support for the Hong Kong police. these are the police who have been brutalizing protestors for several months now with batons, tear gas, and rubber bullets, and recently blinded a young medic in one eye. Liu has a social media platform of 65 million followers, and has been in the national spotlight since her casting - her words have influence and impact. her conscious decision to stand by the HK police sends a clear message: that violence against civilians is acceptable as a means of control, intimidation, and suppression.

this breaks my heart. as a person of Chinese descent, Mulan’s character was a source of inspiration and empowerment throughout my childhood, and I’m sure I wasn’t alone in my excitement to see the remake, but I’m even more saddened and disgusted by Liu Yifei’s support of the police. note that Liu is a naturalized American citizen, and reaps the benefits of freedom and democracy in the US while supporting those who are fighting to silence it in China.

if Mulan were real and here now, she would be out on the streets of Hong Kong, fighting for the fundamental rights of 7 million Hong Kong citizens. please, please, please consider boycotting this movie. skip it, pirate it, do what you need to do, but show that you won’t stand for police brutality.

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[runfastsmokegrasseatass-deactiv]

:O

[penguinpaints]

*softly touches the ground* this place is……. ancient…

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[lynati]

[jazzybot4]

PREACH

[pyroteknich]

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

[tamagotchihelpline]

Y. E. S.

[deanwinchestrs]

Dean likes boys. Every reblog is one more boy Dean has kissed.

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[lokis-helmet]

This is too good to not reblog

[the-marvel-what-deactivated2020]

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

[daily-marvel-dose]

Also

[adjectivebear]

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

[internet-tears]

Marvel has a farm wher they harvest actors [confirmed]

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots today is a blessed day

[hauntedatmidnight]

this is amazing

[themori-witch]

The Mori Witch’s Bewitching Shop Directory

[Updated: 04-09-18]

This directory has come about because I, the owner of a small witchcraft based business, want to share and support other witches doing the same thing.

If you know of or own an witch-centric/witch-owned e-shop, please send me a link via direct messages only to the store (and let me know what is sold there too so that I can correctly categorise it) so that I can add it to this post.

The Bewitching Shop Directory page on my blog: [X]

Spell Kits, Tools & Supplies:

Mori Moon Co., owned by @themori-witch.

Waxing Eclipse, owned by @little-miss-muerta.

Hekate’s Oasis, owned by @lapiscat.

Death’s Head Divination, owned by @torque-witch (also sells altar pieces, divination readings, and jewellery).

The Darkest of Lights, owned by @thedarkestoflights (also sells zines and artwork).

Into The Cave Creations, owned by @intothecavecreations (also sells readings and jewellery).

The Frog’s Apothecary, owned by @thefrogsapothecary.

Dunford Apothecary, owned by @dpthcry (also sells distance energy readings).

Nightshade Gifts, owned by @flawedbutbeautifulfeathers.

Road to Soteria, owned by @homewardboundsoteria.

Chlovoyant, owned by @chlovoyant (also sells jewellery).

Dope Mystic, owned by @lavenderroguewytch (also sells jewellery).

The Witch Kitchen, owned by @witchkitch (also sells teas and treats).

Crystals, Jewellery & Gifts:

The Druid’s Forest, owned by @thedruidsforest.

Black Tea Fox, owned by @moonstone-mama.

Bekkathyst, owned by @bekkathyst (also sells altar supplies).

Blue Lotus Crystals, owned by @bluelotuscrystals (also sells kits and oils).

Susurrus Souls, owned by @witch–of–ghosts (also sells art).

Bells Shells and Spells, owned by @sleepytisi​ (also sells tarot readings).

Witch Baby Soaps, sells soaps and bath bombs. 

Floral’s Gifts, owned by @floralwaterwitch.

Rusty Cauldron Shoppe, owned by @basicwitchythings.

Tea Blends & Potions:

Malfoy Tea Emporium, owned by @softspokenspells.

Dal Lago Shoppe, owned by @darklingdeer.

Apothecary Magic Shop, owned by @artsy-on-gallifrey and their fiance.

Books, Writings, Art & Zines:

Death Witch Zines, owned by @death-witch-envy.

Cherubae, owned by @cherubae (also sells spell kits).

Crafts of Little Kitty, owned by @craftsoflittlekitty.

The Theory of Magick, owned by @theoryofmagick.

EliotRoseArt, owned by @eliot-rose.

Tarot Readings & Divination Services:

Pleiadic Tarot, owned by @pleiadic-magic (also sells custom sigils and handmade items coming soon!).

@witch-yy​‘s Price List & Ko-fi (or message her for her Paypal link -for payments).

@taurosandfenrir‘s Divination Price List.

Jos Market, sells astrology and numerology readings.

*The directory will be updated regularly.

not-so-friendly reminder to unfollow me if:

u think autism is a disease or illness

u think autism needs to be “cured”

u support Autism Speaks or organizations like it

u “feel bad” for ppl with autism and their families

u think autistic children are a burden to their parents/guardians 

u don’t believe in getting children vaccinated because vaccines “cause autism”

[summoningspark]

allistic people reblogging this makes me happy

[skyeser-deactivated20180320]

• You use autistic as an insult

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

[homotology]

Do Not do this y’all spread the word of not doing

[squided]

Spreading this information so you know exactly what not to do.

[gnomercy]

if you have an axolotl fursona you are legally required to advocate for their survival in the wild, sorry

[gnomercy]

axolotls are dying en masse due to pollution and they are only alive and popularized as pets today due to their usefulness in animal testing due to their regenerative properties Send Text

[archiveofolives]

for those wanting proof:

:(

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

Hell world

[homoslovenc]

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

[notlostonanadventure]

Keep reblogging this it’s shaming them into prolonging shows

[enby-entity24-deactivated201910]

Jesus christ.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot

Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness

Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names