the taxidermy of you and me

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[waddingham]

I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you — I had to see you. PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005)

[fivendandelions]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) — dr. Joe Wright

[depsidase]

[kosmogrl]

[writing-prompt-s]

They say the Goddess chooses her most devout believer to be her champion in times of crisis. Due to your past, you've hated that loathsome Goddess more than anyone in the nation. As it turns out, that also counts as believing in her more than anyone in the nation.

[sm64mario]

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

[sm64mario]

First’a night on the job, everyone!

[sm64mario]

Why are they moving.

[eroscestlavie]

you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

[eroscestlavie]

you literally either get it or you gont

[boiledegghole]

bringing this over from twitter bc this person literally gets it. watching su for the first time i was literally shocked by how wonderfully toxic the yuri was there. thank you women 🙏

[boiledegghole]

THANK YOU WOMEN. god bles

[lastmidtownshow24]

what if we were in a kpop group together and i had a crush on you but you were the leader of the group so i didnt say anything (even after you continuously called me pretty in interviews) but then you went on hiatus for a few months this winter and it hit me so hard that i wrote and produced my first song with lyrics like "i'm left here in this silent room, all alone," "what if it had been you?" "you and i will find our way through," "this cold winter too shall pass," and "i, in this damn world, i'll say it loud and proud." And i cried on a livestream talking about how i missed you and when you came back i said in a livestream together that the song wouldnt have been created if it werent for you and that my emotions were highest when you werent there and then after that we keep posting couple tiktoks. what then.

[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[queerscout]

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

[cephalopodvictorious]

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

[princecharmingtobe]

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

[chaointe]

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

[chokopoppo]

[athingofvikings]

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

[catgirlforeskin]

One of the main reasons fencing against a total beginner can be difficult is that they have no self-preservation. They either don’t know or don’t care to defend themselves the way someone with more experience does, and have no issue leaving themselves vulnerable to make attacks, which breaks down the usual tempo of a fight and puts you on the defensive (because you value your safety), and you don’t want to be on the defensive.

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

If I had a nickel every time I recieved fencing advise from a trans girl on tumblr with the term catgirl in her url I’d have two nickels! Which you know it’s not a lot but it’s funny it happened twice.

[catgirlforeskin]

We have a long and treasured warrior history. Google “warrior cats” to find out more

[choiyeonjuns]

beomgyu for @starchaptertogether & @xeunghan

[galaxywarp]

family group chat

[tinderventure]

[seamusmclame]

[the-official-account]

Does all of Tumblr know this man?

[drop-dead-dropout]

why are all of your screenshots covered in molasses

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

mr. right here spilled coffee on the screenshots

[deleting02142013-deactivated201]

[bubbakanoosh]

the club can’t even handle me right now

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like