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Matching with @undershade

[king-0phelia]

༉‧₊˚.【ｍｙ　ｎａｍｅ ｉｓ　Ｏｐｈｅｌｉａ！ｂｕｔ　ｉｆ ｙｏｕ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｃａｌｌ ｍｅ ｂｙ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｎａｍｅ ｉｔ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｂｅ Ｄｅｏ  ｆｏｒ ｎｏｎｂｉｎａｒｙ ｐｒｏｎｏｕｎｓ ｏｒ Ｄａｖｉａｎ ｆｏｒ ｍａｌｅ ｐｒｏｎｏｕｎｓ】༉‧₊˚.

ʚ♡ɞ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ⠀꒱ྀི   ᴛʜᴇʏ/ᴛʜᴇᴍ ⠀꒱ྀི   ʜᴇ/ʜɪᴍ ꒱ྀི ιт/ιтѕ ꒱ྀི zє/zєм  ʚ♡ɞ

𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 ⠀꒱ྀི   𝕋𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕟 ⠀꒱ྀི   

𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔡 𝔣𝔬𝔯 կ𝔶𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 @𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔢

Note: I promise you i’ve been here since late 2019 trust im not a bot

༉‧₊˚. 【𝙽𝚘𝚟 𝟸𝟷】 ⠀꒱ྀི 𝟷8 ꒱ྀི   𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕡𝕚𝕠 ༉‧₊˚.

ꢾ꣒  𝐵𝓁𝓊𝑒 ⠀꒱ྀི   𝒫𝓊𝓇𝓅𝓁𝑒 ⠀꒱ྀི   𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 ⠀꒱ྀི   ҍҍզ ϲհíԹՏ⠀꒱ྀི   fℓσωєя fєιℓ∂ѕ⠀꒱ྀི   𝒱𝒾𝒹𝑒𝑜 𝒢𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 ⠀꒱ྀི   ∂яαωιиg ⠀꒱ྀི   𝑀𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸 ⠀꒱ྀི   𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 ⠀꒱ྀི   𝒜𝓃𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓁 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 ⠀꒱ྀི   ʄǟռʄɨƈ ʀɛǟɖɛʀ ꒱ྀི  

🃜🃚🃖 Matching with @undershade 🃜🃚🃖

𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽

Don't wanna live as an untold story

Rather go out in a blaze of glory

I can't hear you, I don't fear you

I'll live now 'cause the bad die last

Dodging bullets with your broken past

[through-a-historic-lens]

Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

[retroactivebakeries]

#oh is it time to repost this susan kare photo again

[willowposs]

Important addition y’all

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

[gleerant]

[abraham-wrote-mockingbird]

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen

[iraffiruse]

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

[realbandofbrotherslittlesister]

@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!

[medic981]

Un-find it!!!!

[mayday396]

Oh this Hellsite makes things Better

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

[retro-geek-deactivated20220412]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[sighinastorm]

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

[linkislost]

a legacy

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

[kindaoffkilter]

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

[northeastartist]

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

[redchrominance]

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

[twimmythebabywitch]

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

[dduane]

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

[fandomsandfeminism]

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

[king-0phelia]

this is so beautiful

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[chongoblog]

HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[onion-souls]

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

[sonatine]

[madlori]

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

[shamebats]

[thashining]

What the media won't show

[bite-sized-morsels]

It’s actually pretty nuts how there is no real mass media coverage of the protests that are happening all over the US. It demonstrates fairly conclusively that the unlawful activities at the White House aren’t just limited to Trump. There’s a lot of wealthy people in powerful positions in the US and around the world helping to support the dismantling of the US federal government.

[wxllnxss-deactivated20220117]

you never know!

[valimations-deactivated20231003]

You Never Know!

[unexploredblue]

You never know!

[ash1mari]

You never know!

[ask-crow-aus]

You never know!

[kingskelly123]

You never know!

[mayhemmies]

You never know!

[ellamelon]

I know.

[ninzwz]

You never know!

[alittlemonster]

You never know!

[why-are-all-of-my-usernames-gone]

You never know!

[king-0phelia]

You never know!

[aurosoulart]

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

[aurosoulart]

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

[aurosoulart]

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

[toskarin]

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

[aokozaki]

The response will be collapsing into a bloody heap!

[toskarinfr]

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one fells me with a single wicked blow now!

[justsomewoman]

Will do, buckaroo. Although, I have no idea how old this post is sooo

[toskarin]

oh wow I haven't seen this post in years. how did people find it again? back when I wrote that, I was still a beautiful young maiden of marrying age...

[myebix]

op wasn't this written 3 days ago

[toskarinfr]

time sure flies, huh? those days feel like forever ago. I mean, it's like I'm a completely different person, I don't know what to say. I can still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever...

[batboyblog]

Tonight House Republicans voted 217 to 215 for a budget that'll take $1 TRILLION dollars from Medicaid, attack food benefits for kids, hurt seniors and vets.

but I don't want to talk about that, I want to talk about these two Democratic members of Congress you've never ever heard of.

Democrats, Congressman Kevin Mullin of California and Congresswoman Brittany Pettersen of Colorado.

Congressman Mullin had knee surgery that didn't go well, two surgeries, a life threatening blood clot and a week long stay in the hospital, and the moment he was discharged from the hospital he got on a five hour flight to DC to vote against the Republicans evil budget, using a walker to get to the floor of the House

Congresswoman Pettersen gave birth to her son Sam, in the picture, exactly one month ago on January 25th. They flew from Colorado to DC after Republicans refused to allow her to vote by proxy after having a baby. Congresswoman Pettersen took Sam onto the floor of the House to vote to protect the Health care of 400,000 Colorado kids.

why talk about this? because so much of the conversion is about telling people there's no one good, no one worthy, no one fighting. I promise you there are people undergoing personal hardship to do the right thing.

[tooquirkytolose]

If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia

[thesilverhunt3r]

[tooquirkytolose]

But it has a picture of pizza on the bottle, surely Big Advertising wouldn't lie to me so

[mysral]

You would single-handedly bring about an alliance between the Mafia and the Italian state for the sole purpose of riddling you with maximum bullets.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[tinyron]

Manifesting 🙏

[zer0-g]

Like To Charge ❤️

Reblog To Cast 🔄

Reblog To Cast 🔄

REBLOG TO CAST 🔄