Kit Quips

Kit | Any pronouns(preference: she/he/they, in that order) | bi/pan | Witchy dnd dweeb with too much time to kill | pfp by the talented filibusterfrog!

[thesymski]

me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*

friend: *responds*

me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[cappuccinco]

@ominous-signs

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[secondgenerationparrothead]

me, june 30th: this is it! this is the year im gonna do art fight!

me, july 1st:

[stupidlittledoodles]

He’s not very good but I like himb

[weedle-testaburger]

[sparrowlark]

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

[dragonheart2497]

“Never Forget” until the new target is those that they disagree with.

Edit: please watch this video essay by Jacob Geller. It speaks on really important points as to how “bad art” is a weapon of fascism and how it reflects the Degenerate Art Exhibition(s)

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

literally about to cry at “who share this same gift” 🥺😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[lilstinky]

text reads: Hello, my name is Cindy Ann and I'm a Transsexual. I've made this page to help others like myself who share this same gift. Please feel free to look around and contact me if you like. This page is under construction, and is my first attempt at making one myself, so please be patient. Have a lovely day :) Hugs, Cindy Ann

[landmineblogging]

still thinking of you, CindyAnn

[allosaurusfragilis]

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.

Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people. I'm sorry, but it's true. Equivocate all you like, but it's as true as the day is long.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[therustyskull]

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

[ralfmaximus]

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

[batbetbitbotbut]

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

[thehatofdiscipline]

Imagine one day you're walking around some abandoned building like "yeah this is kinda weird and cool," and you find an old 90s-style headset rig and you decide to put it on just because. It doesn't do anything like it whirrs a bit but nothing happens, you think "huh okay I hope I don't get tetanus from that," and you just go home. Some time goes by and you forget about it, one day you're chilling at a bus stop with some other people and you have no idea that you have a digital clone and the girl standing next to you has a digital clone and your digital clones are on a Windows 95 hard drive in a basement somewhere and they're fucking each other stupid nasty style. That's what happened to Riley.

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[lord-of-the-noodles]

noooooo!!!!! printers are like a scared horse

you only think they're evil because you misunderstand them and aren't willing to horse girl up and win their heart

[leonkennedysprostate]

a scared horse can be won over with time and patience and only wants to protect itself. it can learn to love and to be loved

a printer only knows of malice and hatred, and can only be tamed by the swift force of a hammer or a 3 story building

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3