Wild Horses Couldn't Drag Me Away

Adam | Over 30 | Jewish | He/Him/His

[musingswithmemes]

"Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down." -Adam Savage

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[no-one-offical]

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[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[scorebug]

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

[scorebug]

this is making me cry

[crafantasy]

Sauropod and Stegosaurus embroidery 🪡 🦕

[ignorethisatyourperil]

[uchidachi]

“This thing can’t possibly be an antisemitic dog whistle, it’s just a commonly used phrase!”

My dude you are so close to understanding how pervasive antisemitism is

[datasoong47]

[duckbunny]

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

[duckbunny]

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

[pseudomasochist]

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

[fractoluminescence]

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

[duckbunny]

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[thesevenstarfoxes]

If what you said will sound antisemitic if you switch the word "Zionist" with "jew" what you said was antisemitic to begin with. It's that simple

[jadwigaspeaks]

Reblogging from the source because the notes are full of people who appear to have sacrificed basic reading comprehension in exchange for the ability to excuse antisemitism

[phoenixleft1]

The genuine idiocy (and likely openly malicious antisemitism) of the people in these notes is really something. So many gentiles apparently just cannot bear to shut up and let Jewish people define Jewish concepts.

[iamnmbr3]

Btw in the aftermath of WW2 Germany antisemites literally did this. They took actual Nazi propaganda images and just switched the word "Jew" for "Zionist" and didn't change anything else. And guess what? IT WAS STILL ANTISEMITIC INCITEMENT OF VIOLENCE TOWARDS JEWS!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Emily Wilson has inadvertently created a fascinating new way to categorize basically any visual media ever made

[laterkiss]

sorry i never replied or called back there's something very lonely inside me

[anxietyproblem]

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[spider-artdump]