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[nottithonus]

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: *tries to sneak back into the house early in the morning*

Adrian, turning around on a spinning chair to face the door: Rocky want tell Adrian where been all night question?

Rocky: Rocky…Rocky with Grace all night.

Grace, turning around on another spinning chair: Want to try again?

Rocky:

Rocky: Well 🎵🎶🎶.

[wolfie180g]

Grace's chair spins too far and he has to scootch it back to face Rocky again

[douglas-duke-keane]

[emeraldpine]

Linda Monroe

[zziodyne]

showing black friday to my partner wanted to draw frank and lex from our doors are open bc i find lex halfassedly doing the choreo, probably high and just trying to get the worst shift of her year with frank cheesing next to her hilarious

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[senorpugbean]

Can't bring your companions with you for dlcs and I know why

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[robotslenderman]

can you imagine tho if Eridians discovered radiation years and years after the Blip-A left

and they're just absolutely horrified because now they know why the Blip-A never returned, they sent them all to die, now to save their sun they have to redo the entire program all over again and Adrian is devastated -

and then three Eridian years later Rocky shows up with his pet alien and a ton of taumeoba all I LIVED BITCH

[stealingpotatoes]

i can't stop thinking abt this post so

[averagecygnet-blog]

say what you will about grace chastity taking up the worship of five eldritch demon-gods and devouring the souls of everyone she deems impure but at least she's nice to bill woodward at church

[hello-eeveev]

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[terraswallows]

The boy who enjoyed fallout as a kid, still enjoys it as a woman.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[coy0te-b0nes]

Haven’t posted here in a while, y’all, sorry!!

Anyway, I watched Full Metal Jacket, and because I’m so FNV rot brained, I immediately thought about Boone during the Rifleman’s Creed part…

Full Text Under Cut!!

This is my rifle. There are many like it, but

this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It

is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.

Without me my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is

trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.

Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are defenders of my country.

We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it ... until there is no enemy... but peace.

Amen

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

"Average person dies 1.00001 times" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average person dies once. Ted Spankoffski, who dies twice in every timeline, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[veteran-ranger]

I can see the NCR producing this kind of propaganda. Encouraging people to behave like model citizens and not misbehave or break the law.