DUSTY

21 She/Her Lesbian This is where I go to empty my brain

[la-la-dusty]

Serving such absolute cunt that I give everyone in a ten foot radius toxic shock syndrome

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[redpandarascal]

Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.

It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.

[sad-and-woeful]

Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[dusk-of-coomacile]

girl on girl violence (sexual)

[maryschild]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

"Steve Irwin of Los Espookies" gets me every time.

[velvetys]

Cupid by fifty fifty should blow up like gangnam style im doing my part

[snapscube]

Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

[frambicallyscrantling]

penis blast nefarious

[gh0stquartz]

diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various

[oceanstarzfalling]

penis blast electrical

[snapscube]

penis blast delectable

[starlightcataclysm]

penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable

[snapscube]

Visit Original Link

sorry

[casgirl]

do you think megan thee stallion ships sasunaru

What else could pussy like a wild fox looking for a sasuke possibly mean

[gigglesister]

How did you recognize the omega symbol though?

well you see the greek alphabet wasnt invented for the purpose of people writing about supernatural actors fucking each other.

[wereralph]

after my werewolf boyfriend pulls out

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

your WHAT

[wereralph]

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

[angelgurlhearts-2]

I’m sorry, am I reading that right??

[wereralph]

MY

[commanderforeskin-deactivated20]

So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?

[wereralph]

Watermelon

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[omigawdmatt]

Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking

[greylilacs]

[rattmice]

I’m sorry what

[wereralph]

i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control

[bananapeelchunk]

hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?

[wereralph]

[eyaji]

I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist

[everyone-loves-purple]

WHAT IS HAPPENING??????

[fruitypebble]

OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST

[pocketdictator]

THE HORNY WHAT?????

[wereralph]

[transmadotsuki]

Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one

[self-loathsome-deactivated20220]

THE WHAT?!

[transmadotsuki]

THIS ONE

[baconis42]

I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite

[mysofthoneybee]

personally i’m at 96%

[midnight-spectrum-again]

This post keeps getting worse

[hellcatbruiser]

I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.

[carthages-finest]

For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But what about the thirty for Minotaur?

[sovereignant]

Ahem.

The what?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Always Corny On Main

Beautiful

[sovereignant]

No. Canceled.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

But why???

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

I

Just

What the fuck do I do with this information now

[smegbertmarbles]

GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.

[wereralph]

You sure that’s me?

Like are you sure that’s me??

[graceiscringylmao]

I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER

[ruimtetijd]

Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.

[wereralph]

its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me every time wereralph posts

[systlin]

People paid Actual Money for this website

[triflesandparsnips]

The Wolf Master (nsfw)

[likethesword]

The end of an era

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

i miss wereralph :(

[were-ralph]

pussy so fat staff had to ban me twice

[maxxayz]

[were--ralph]

THEY CAN BAN ME THREE TIMES BUT THEY CAN’T BAN THIS PUSSY

[deepestfriendgoophero]

They will NEVER kill the king!

[were--ralph]

something disastrous happened here

[jadnfi]

THEY KILLED THE WEREWOLF CUM POST!!!!!

[vandetramp]

happy 4/20 everyone, enjoy this message from @reallyndacarter

[reallyndacarter]

Happy 4/20, my friends.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

hate to break it to the person who made this video but real life is not a kdrama and you will probably be quite mistreated with this job

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[dailyfoodlovers]

Stop fucking calling me mommy you have to say Yes Chef or I can't cum

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[buryprogs-notrifles]

-Jill Biden

[twoblogger]

One fallacy, I think, of anti piracy arguments is that a lot of them seem to assume that if I'm unable to pirate something I'm going to pay for it instead rather than going "oh! that's a terrible shame" and then quickly forgetting about it

[twoblogger]

"If you were not pirating [media] you'd be paying for it and therefore piracy is evil 😡" actually if I were not pirating that media I would be thinking about something else. I have made the decision to not spend any money on this and even god himself could not shake it