First things first, this is a sneeze fetish/kink blog!! If you aren’t into it or are a minor PLEASE DON’T FOLLOW ME!!
I know I can’t stop people from lurking, but do not interact with my blog (likes, comments, reblogs, asks, etc.) if you are a minor, or do not have an age clearly stated in your bio!! (It doesn’t have to be your exact age, age ranges are ok!) If you follow me without an age in your bio, you will be BLOCKED!!
Now that that’s out of the way, here’s the real intro!!
For privacy reasons, I won’t use my real name on this blog, so you can call me Lacey! I’m 18 year old bisexual and I go by she/they pronouns :)
My blog is mostly reblogs, but I do plan to post some of my writing and art at some point! I’m not a very sneezey person, so I won’t post wavs often.
Any likes/comments/reblogs are welcome for anyone over 18, but please dont be creepy!!
I don’t rp, but I’m open to trades for art, and maybe writing in the future!
helping someone blow their nose is SO hot and so intimate and just so !!!! the whole act of holding the tissue/hanky up to their nose, telling them to blow, feeling (and hearing) the snot bubble out of their irritated nostrils, instantly soaking through the tissue/hanky. and them getting all embarrassed and shy about being such a snotty mess!!!!! love!!!!
I hate that, despite having this kink, I’m not a sneezy individual in the slightest. I don’t have any strong allergies, and when I catch a cold it pretty much always settles in my throat and just hurts.
Like I’ll sneeze once; that’s all I get; no fits. I get false starts more than anything. Ughhhh 🙄🙄🙄
I was gonna flesh this one out into a proper story but f*ck it, the rest of the proof is left as an exercise to the reader
minors DNI. No age in bio = instant block
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Group of friends. A is relatively new to the group. B has The Kink™ and has told a couple other close friends in the group about it
All piling in a car to go somewhere
Oops, we're one person too many
Oh well it's only a short drive, someone will have to double up
hey B, why don't you sit on A's lap? You're little and they're strong and can hold you tightly
As they get underway, B sitting sidesaddle on A's lap. A quickly becomes very sniffly.
A: Were you lying in the grass earlier, B? Something's really messing with my nose.
B (futilely brushing at their clothes): oh god, I'm so sorry. I didn't think about it...
C (aware of B's kink and watching the predicament unfold with great delight; passing across an unopened pack of tissues): At least wipe A's poor nose for them, B... here.
D (driving): Gonna get bumpy for a few mins, hang on back there
A (tightening their arms around B's waist, eyes drifting shut, breath beginning to hitch): So sorry, B... I... h-have to...
B: (fumbling with tissues, blushing, extremely aware of A's arms around them and strong thighs beneath theirs as the car begins to bump and vibrate)
C: Just hold it back for a few more seconds, A. B's got you.
B: (manages to open the tissues at last, unfolding one and pressing it to A's nose and mouth)
A: (with a small nod of gratitude, immediately begins a prolonged and helpless and apologetic sneezing fit into B's hand, body jerking and arms tightening round B with each sneeze, fingers pressing into the soft skin of B's waist and legs where they're holding them)
Others in car: (blessing A and commenting on their sneezes in astonishment/pity)
C: (watching the whole thing in open-mouthed fascination)
B: (literally cumming in their pants and trying to be quiet about it)
His hand cupped around the back of her head as he pulled her to her chest.
“What ar-.” She started to ask.
He sneezed freely over her shoulder, she felt the spray mist over her skin. A deliciously soupy sniffle was all he was able to manage before he sneezed again. This one had been wetter and more productive if she had to base it on sound alone. She tried to lean away to check but his hand kept her face pressed firmly against his chest.
“D-don’t look.” He said through hitching gasps before jerking against her. His other hand moved to cover the lower half of his face as he flushed in embarrassment as mess started to leak down and settle in his Cupid’s bow.
Warnings: Slightly NSFW, weed smokin’ mention and slightly controversial last pick lol
Elliott
First bc he’s my current husband lol
Also if he isn’t a snzfker I don’t know who is.
His loved gift is a feather. And he talks about his nose so. much.
Asdfghjkomg.
Kinda like how I make Dante where it’s his own snzs that get him off but when he finds the right person who will get into it with him he’ll naturally get to expand it. And things get incredible.
I see him searching for his perfect sound through practicing. (With said feathers, of course.) He stifles for a “foreplay” feeling and before he fully gave into the fetish he didn’t want any attention to him when he sneezed in public.
Poetic Sneezes
Bringing it to the boudoir he’s so freaking subby. His partner sitting on his lap while inducing him, instructing him which snz they want from him? He’s in heaven ✨
Being the wordsmith that he is, his pillow-talk is the absolute best in general but when he’s talking about his snzs? Even better. And he’ll see how much he can talk before he’s “interrupted”.
“My love, it feels as though a thousand tiny feathers are assaulting my nose. Just speaking of it makes my nose even more ti-hih-ticklish. It would feel so much better if I let myself sn-hahh-sn-sneeze-ihhh-ha…. hnn, oh my, even the word itself is affecting me.”
I didn’t say I was the wordsmith XD
He can turn the tables on his Farmer sometimes by going to very public festivals and finding something that will set him off. Acting all innocent when he captures the first few sneezes in a fancy handkerchief. “Oh dear. Something here seems to be bothering me.”
The Farmer’s heated warning “you’re going to get it when we get home” has him positivity giddy.
I’m not a huge fan of colds but the thought of him wrapped in blankets during the fall/winter in his breezy beach house while sick is just super precious. Farmer bringing him homemade soup and checking in on him. Yeeeessss. <3
Sam
Literally the reason I started playing this game was because of his hatred of spring. I refuse to take his flower dance text as canon. “I love flowers!” … how freaking dare.
I love to extra torture Sam and just make him allergic to everything. Blonde Himbo Energy™ demands it.
Living on the farm was probably a good idea in theory but the plants, the animals with their hay and dander… it’s a wonder why he doesn’t work much on the farm.
Seriously, married 5 years and he fixed the fences twice.
The Allergic Mess Look™ fits him so well. Red watery eyes and nose, constantly rubbing both. But it’s nothing he can’t handle when he’s with loving and caretaking Farmer. <3
Always sneezes twice or more. They always sound exactly as they are; trying desperately to remove the irritant. Each one is more violent than the last, he’s usually bent in half by the 3rd. Usually gets those sympathetic “ow!”s from other people.
I might be thinking of Mark shh lol
He gets colds at least 3 times during the winter and is a huge baby. Which works out since there’s less work in that season and he likes getting the Farmer to himself so he’ll absolutely eat it up. Aww <3
Wrapped in blankets with his hair down ;.;
Sebastian
The lack of suggestive kink content with him kinda makes me very sad.
He goes out in the rain all day and the next he’s totally fine? Malarkey.
KITTEN FITS!
The man canonically smokes up and if not a romantic relationship with the Farmer, he absolutely pays for them to grow him a little something on the side. Ha-wink.
But he does the cutest thing every time he pulls from his bong and the smoke makes him go into itchy fits he half-silences into his wrist.
He just starts shaking alarmingly since there’s no sound before quiet little “-‘xnt! h’xtch!” start escaping.
Blushes so hard when Farmer first saw him do it and the “awww!” that followed made his ears turn red. Adorbs.
Gets summer colds a lot. He loves the winter and immune to fall rain but sunshine knocks him out lol
His cold!sneezes are slower and more sickly sounding, muffles them in his hands, surprisingly heavy and exhausting sounding.
Pierre
LISTEN.
Controversial DILF canonically “allergic to pretty much everything”?! My kryptonite.
I could lay out a whole novella with the things I’ve thought about him lol I zone out a lot when grinding k? XD
