I love the dub overs in ant-man they got some real personality
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I love the dub overs in ant-man they got some real personality
honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasonsĀ
like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island heās at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every heroĀ wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense
I think the core of that scene for me is, when youāre insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice - the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password⦠But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do - tries to get to the bottom of whatās really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process heās clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle. Gazerbeam is my hero.
Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to
All of this andā¦
Iām just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.
Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray visionāso he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.
Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I donāt think I got any of that stuff!
does anyone think about the fact that now mr. incredibles has to live w/ the fact that all his friends getting killed by syndrome could have been avoided if he had just been nicer to syndrome from the beginning
^I was thinking that from the beginning reading this and was shocked it went through so many comments before anyone pointed that out.
Syndrome waited until his machine was almost ready to go before asking Bob to come to Nomanisan. He also was surprised to find out that he was married to āElastigirlā, which means he likely built his list and went through everyone else before finally deciding it was time to kill Bob.
Also, Syndrome literally didnāt find Bob until the start of the movie. He found Frozone and was stalking him. If Lucius hadnāt hung out with Bob, then Frozone was going to be the next one lured. Thereās literally a scene of Mirage realizing that the guy in the car with her target is Mr. Incredible. He wasnāt going through the list, he was stalking and finding every former Super he could, luring them to the island, and then killing them, for the sake of improving his robot. Finding Bob was just a happy accident, and Syndromes obsession with him meant that upon finding a bot that could beat Bob, he figured heād hit perfection and was ready.
and like, letās be real here in the intro Buddy was crossing the line the second he showed up, Mr. Incredible mentioned heād been very nice to Buddy, via signing a ridiculous amount of autographs and doing pictures and stuff, and that he was not going to risk a childs life as a sidekick (albeit in less words). Buddy literally showed up by breaking into his car, and then stalked him all evening until he was arrested. Thatās disturbingly obsessive behavior, thereās no amount of niceness that would stop Syndrome, it was an impossible situation. No amount of nice was going to appease Syndrome, the second he faced any sort of rejection from Mr. Incredible he was going to lose it and go supervillain. After his arrest he should have gotten put into therapy, but yknow, set in like. the 50ā²s. so it makes sense he fell through the cracks when the cracks were a goddamn canyon. Donāt victim blame Mr. Incredible.
reblogging for the last comment because blaming mr incredible for the deaths of his comrades is honestly such a weird take and i dislike how itās framed as āfactā when itās not. itās syndromeās fault and syndromeās fault alone. full stop. he murdered them because he was selfish, entitled, and obsessed with mr incredible to a fanatical degree.
You know whatās really great
In the beginning when Mr. Incredible says, āGo home, Buddy. I work alone.ā Heās holding up Bomb Voyage
In Syndromeās flashback, heās looking down on him, no bad guy in sight
Do with that info what you will
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damn
This is such good analysis, but itās also worth mentioning the difference between these two scenes which, supposedly depict the same thing. In the first, Bob is clearly busy, trying to keep his eyes on Bomb Voyage (a fantastic supervillain name!!!), so he is distractedly telling Buddy that he is busy and that he doesnāt need help. The lighting is realistic, and although he is CLEARLY fed up with dealing with this obsessive and toxic fan, he keeps an even tone and doesnāt snap at him.
In the flashback, itās a different scenario completely!! The lighting is all focused on Bob as if heās under a spotlight and it is only the two of them. Bobās pose here is also ridiculously condescending. He has his hands on his hips like a superhero and is looking down at Buddy with contempt and scorn. In addition, when he turns to leave, he dismissively waves his hand as if saying āGet out of here.ā
Itās also interesting to note Buddyās position here. His arms are extended either in worship or as an expression of all he has to offer in this relationship. He sees himself as a victim because he thinks he gave all of himself to Mr Incredible, just got him to reject him.
Itās also amazing to me how much Buddyās suit is a reflection of himself. Everything from the black and white color scheme representing his black and white way of thinking, to the huge S because here only thinks of himself.
Bobās suit, however, is blue. In addition to being associated with a calming and rational thought process, I think itās also to represent that heās on the side of the police. Heās not here for his own glory, heās essentially working as an extension of the police force
Also, letās not forget when Bob is catching Bomb Voyage and trying to keep Buddy from yeeting himself towards almost certain death, heās on his way to his own wedding.
That makes two things abundantly clear:
Bob doesnāt have an aversion to working with other people. Remember when he runs into Elastigirl earlier in the day? She reminds him not to āforgetā, and he promises he wonāt. They were standing over a thief they ended up accidentally nabbing together, or so we thought. They bantered back and forth about working alone, yet they nabbed that thief so seamlessly, youād think theyād done it before. Then you find out later, Elastigirl is the woman at the altar. Making it clear that they had to have worked together, very frequently, enough to end up trusting each other to the point that they revealed their secret identities and had a romantic relationship outside of Super work, culminating in literally marrying each other. Bob is more than fine with a partner because he married his.
The other is that, Bob is trying to protect Helen. She may be more than capable of handling herself, as she flirtatiously reminds Bob on the rooftop just hours before their nuptials. But the one thing thatās priceless to the Supers are their secret identities. With Syndrome following Bob begging to partner with him, it puts Helen in danger. A fanatical fan like that can end up possessive, meaning once Syndrome discovers her, could see her as a direct threat stealing āhisā position working with Bob. And because he obviously has a knack for following people undetected (he was right on Bobās heels all over a huge metropolitan city for literal hours), he could very well stalk Helen, discover her secret identity and expose her in order to eliminate her, putting her directly in danger. Bob isnāt an idiot, he knows working with this kid doesnāt just put this child in danger, but also his own wife and their identities. Itās better to say he works alone and let this kid down as gently as possible, hoping to finally shake him off for good so he can work in safety and peace.
Which leads me to my next point. Blaming Bob for all his friends getting killed is buying directly into Syndromeās revisionist history of Bob ārejectingā him. Remember, if Syndrome hadnāt shown up to Mr. Incredible busting Bomb Voyage, none of the ensuing chaos with the bomb on the rocket boots getting dropped on the train tracks and blowing them up, causing Bob to lose Bomb Voyage, then forced to stop a speeding train, resulting in the passengers getting injured, the attempted suicide being thwarted which injured the guy, and everybody suing Bob for it, ultimately culminating in the Superās fall from public grace and forced retirement. All of those consequences are because Syndrome refused to listen to Bob and meddled in dangerous affairs, making everything indescribably worse. If he had never showed up, none of the above would have happened and Supers would have never been forced into retirement, meaning none of Bobās friends would have been lured from said retirement by Mirage and Syndromeās private contract offers which resulted in their deaths.
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oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy
oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him
Oh to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener boy up the wall for his secret deliveries in the middle of the night
Oh to be the prince's best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Oh to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending
oh to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the prince's personal life and who dies of dysentry at age 23
Oh to be a King supportive of his gay son who setting up a ball to let them dance together
Wonder what sheād of done if the device didnāt function as expected on a more fleshy gemā¦
Oh no, oh shit-
Ohā¦noā¦
⦠Noā¦
OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO
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Oh
Oh god
oh my god
!!!!BLOOD WARNING, DEATH WARNING!!!!
Spinel stepped back, her eyes huge. Whatā¦was this? The crimson liquid rolled down her forehead, dripping off of her chin. It was warm, sticky, and had a metallic scent. Steven sputtered, his body shaking.
She knew he didnāt poof.
But she wished he did.
She didnāt know this would happen.
That his remains would splatter onto her, and he would look like that.
That he would be sobbing, trying to move but just trembling a wet leaf.
Spinel dropped the sytche, holding her head. Why was it taking so long? Why? Why was he suffering?
This wasnāt right.
āMā¦.omā¦.Pearlā¦.Ameythystā¦ā¦Garnetā¦.ā Steven whispered, the red liquid pooling from his mouth. āIām sorry,ā he sobbed. āIām sorry. Iām sorry. I wasnātā¦.I couldnātā¦.ā He trailed off, still sobbing. Spinel watched in terror.
He let out a shuddering gasp, closing his eyes tightly. His body stopped moving slowly, gradually, until it came to a halting stop.
Spinel shakily reached out.
Her lips parted.
āā¦.Stevenā¦.?ā
GOD THIS FUCKING POST
This is beautifully written
Reblogging again because I couldnāt stop thinking about this thread and drew this in class
Hi Iām reblogging again because I made a thingĀ
EXCUSE??!! WHO GAVE YOU TGE ROGHG CDSGIOKSSSUOBDF
Thanks, I hate it.
Why is this the funniest thing Iāve ever seen
canāt remember if iāve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO
We took a step back, thank god.
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
āNo woman needs youā said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I donāt get whyĀ ācat ladyā is an insult to women.Ā
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.Ā Ā Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you donāt see a guy, thatās usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box
They really just destroyed him like that
edit: I add another one
Tony and Nat playing chess except Nat realizes Tony is overanalizing every move she makes so she starts moving random pieces until Tony blue screens
I know this is a good post but I was distracted by the phrase blue screens like I legitimately thought I was the only one using it as a verb like 20 people stared at me weird when i used it on several occasions
it is a perfectly valid verb š
Peter: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! HOLD ON!
Harley: So youāre sayingā
Peter: HOLD ON!!
Peter: Her sister was a WITCH!Right? And what was her sister!? A PRINCESS!! The wicked witch of the east, bro...
Harley: Iām gonna stab him,,
Peter: So what youāre gonna look at me and youāre gonna tell me that Iām WRONG?! Am I WRONG?!
Harley: Itās my favourite movie-
Peter: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOG! Grow up, bro..
Harley: Iām not fighting with him, Iām not fighting with you..
Peter: Grow up!
Harley: Get educated!
(all while tony records and laughs)
Do you remember them?
What about
NOOOOO
I canāt believe they did it to āem
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic likeĀ would they beĀ seriously grossed out
āwhat the fuck is thisā
āi have anemiaā
ācan you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body iām setting up a doctorās appointment for youā
ādude really you donāt have to just leave what the fuāā
āyou disgust me here take these iron supplementsā
āwhere did you even get thāā
āshut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin Dā
āiām going to check up on you weekly to make sure youāre taking themā
āthatās not necessaryā
āmaybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for youā
ādo you get this involved with all of your mealsā
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess youād rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED āHOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,ā I AM CALLING THE COPS
#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendshipĀ #gimme this sitcom
The Sun will go down eventually!
I love an overprotective vampire threatening their charge/food source with the line āthe sun will go down eventually!ā.
I would read/watch this series
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People have been nagging me to shareĀ āthe curry storyā on here for ages, so alright, Iāll do it.Ā (If youāre Indian and reading this, I am so sorry).
I swear to god, everything I am about to say in this story is true.
When I was eleven, I moved to a small town in rural England and acquired a new best friend at school. Her at that point seemingly-very-normal-parents- nice suburban house, three kids, trampoline in the backyard- invited me over for dinner, and said they were making curry and rhubarb crumble.
āCurry and rhubarb crumbleā. Never in the history of mankind have words been so untrue.
The ācurryā consisted of, I swear I am not making this up, a vague mixture of * deep breath, oatmeal, tofu sausages, corn, tomato juice, chopped onions, raisins, āleftover broccoli leavesā, kale, and scrambled eggs. The only spice in it was the tiniest smidgen of turmeric. All these ingredients were vaguely stirred together, undercooked, and stuck under a broiler for ten minutes.Ā
They gave me a massive portion. I somehow, I still donāt know how, was polite enough to finish it.
āIām done,ā I said.
āNo,ā said her father. āIn this house, we LICK our plates clean.ā
He did. They didnāt make me hold it up and lick it like they all did, but they did make me clean the plate with a piece of bread and my fork until they were satisfied.
Desert came. The rhubarb crumble was entirely unsweetened. Not so much as a raisin. I canāt remember what the crumble part was, because my mind is still haunted by the memory of being forced to eat an entire bowl of unsweetened rhubarb. You know in old Looney Tunes when characters would be tricked into eating allum and their heads would shrink? Thatās what eating it felt like. They made me clean my bowl of that too, and wouldnāt let me leave the table until I finished.Ā
The next time, (I was in middle school and as yet too polite to turn down my best friendās parents) they made āspaghetti and meatballs and saladā. The spaghetti was utterly plain and so undercooked it was crunchy, the āmeatballsā consisted of a single large orb of some grey material i have yet to identify, and the salad was, i shit you not, limp boiled lettuce. Crunchy spaghetti, unidentified lumpy grey stuff, and boiled lettuce.
The fascinating thing is that, while yes, these people were obviously health nuts, it was so much more than that. They were health nuts who also cooked like aliens who had never seen human food before. Or like small children making āpotionsā. One of the more edible things they served to me once was a dessert they made up which consisted of halved apples rolled in cornflour with some milk poured on top. One time, they were convinced to make pizza as a treat. They decided to put an onion on it. Fair and fine, youād think. Not in that house. They just cut the onion in half once, and stuck each unchopped half facedown on one side of the pizza.
Speaking of onions, one time, my friend decided to make a banana and yoghurt smoothie. Her dad came in, said it wasnāt healthy enough, and made her add an onion to it.
They had a homemade cereal I thankfully was able to opt out of trying which 100% looked like the contents of a vacuum bag. I still have no idea what it contained.
Amazingly, it was by no means just me who experienced this. It was a small town, and every girl in it my age had a selection of horror stories about being invited to dinner at this friendās house in the exact same ritualistic horror-film fashion. We used to sit around comparing them at sleepovers. Age did not exempt you. One time, this friendās six year old brother had a friend over for dinner at the same time, poor soul. His mom arrived to pick him up, and wasnāt allowed to take him home until he finished whatever crime against cooking was on the menu that night.Ā
Every story was the same. The ritual that never varied. Every time, these people would make a huge fanfare out of inviting you over for dinner, act all hospitable and excited, set the table, and then serve you a massive helping of the worst food in the world, and make you clean your plate of it, desert included. Who the hell forces you to finish your DESERT?
Itās a mystery to me. They clearly had SOME degree of self-awareness, because after I came to my senses and started coming up with excuses to avoid eating at their house they would tease me saying things like āohoho, you donāt like LIKE our food do youā. If they had been a bit more fun and less generally puritanical sort of people, I could totally believe this was a family trolling activity where they secretly schemed to come up with the worst possible dishes, secretly filmed themselves forcing people to eat them and watched it and laughed afterwards, I could believe it.
All Iām saying is Iām pretty sure they werenāt aliens, but the more I type this out, the more tempted I am to believe it. Fuck it, maybe they WERE aliens.
Them being aliens is the most resonable explanation
How Endgame Should Have Happened
bc the science and everything is wrong.
The time skip would be between 1 month and 2 years. Long enough to have an effect but not too long
5 years pokes way too many plot holes for future movies
Bc of this, Morgan is not born yetā¦. An end credit scene could be announcing Pepperās pregnancy
Thanos did not destroy the stones.
The science behind this is too weird, the stones are basically the divine power in the MCU and destroying them messes up a lot.
Instead: he uses them to re-scatter them across the universe
He scatters all but the soul stone
The soul stone has Gamora in it. Thanosā whole emotional appeal is Gamora, so it would make sense he canāt part with āherā even if sheās in the stone
Instead of time travel, the OG 6 + the others travel space to recollect the stones
Scottās quantum realm business could have offered a way to easily track the stones or give them a way to travel to them
Once all the stones are found, they have to face Thanos for the Soul Stone
But first! They need their own gauntlet. Tony, Thor, and Bruce can travel to the star and create one
Thor is the one to wear the gauntlet. He is a god.
The thanos confrontation can be an epic battle, but the avengers get the stone from him
Thor snaps. In order to prevent the destruction/decay to getting to the rest of him, he uses Stormbreaker to cut off his arm. This would pay homage to the comics, as seen in this post.
However! With Thor cutting his arm off, he only brought back all those who were snapped/killed by Thanos.
Ā Thanos is still there. The cool scene where everyone comes in through Strangeās portals can still happen. And! The hot-potato with the gauntlet would too because Thor cut it off.
Eventually Thanos gets it
Tony reverse unos it
As a redemption for Peter Quill, Quill sees Tony with the gauntlet and remembers in the first Guardians of the Galaxy how the power can be distributed (My roomie says heās too dumb for that, but i think itād be good character development and way to fix his big oopsie in IW)
Quill rushes to Stark, grabs on and the other guardians do so.
Steve is the first avenger to grab tony, a way to kinda fix their relationship, the rest of the avengers do so
Peter Parker has a hand on Tonyās back to show how he is picking up after Tony
This whole scene could have the avengers theme playing in the background, but itād be piano, and soft. Itās powerful, but not in your face powerful
This would show how the avengers/MCU piggybacks off of Tony Stark
Tony snaps, his arm is ruined, but he survives
Heās in a coma for a while
End credit scene of pepper sitting by tony in hospital telling him sheās pregnant
Far From Home would almost be the same
Tony is in a coma and they donāt know if heāll ever wake up
āFuryā gives EDITH to peter because he doesnāt think Tony will wake up or he thinks heās dead
Either way, everything is the same except Tony wakes up when Peter and Beck are in their final battle
Heās just a little behind Happy
The scenes where its switching between Peter/Beck and Happy/petes classmates would also show Tony Stark, fresh from a coma with a destroyed arm, frantically running through London looking for Peter
Peter and MJ would still have their cute scene together
Tony finds Peter either after MJ or when Peter changes out of the suit and reunites with his class
Far From Home would still focus on Peter being his own person, but Tony is still there for him in the end
Steve Rogers would not abandon his life he has in the 21st century
he got his closure with Peggy
also, thereās a post/interview where it is revealed that his worst nightmare would be going back to the 40s and leaving his current friends
all three of his movies were him going after Bucky, heās not about to abandon him for an old girl
also no time travel in this!
Loki is alive
Thor snaps
Loki didnāt turn blue when ThanosĀ ākilledā him
If they needed people to die, they could have killed them, however, the stones are basically the MCUās divine. When any of the avengers have the stones, they have basically all the power of the universe. Anyone who dies they can bring back. I have a lot of problems with how they treated the characters. Steveās character was destroyed. They made Thor, someone who lost all his family and friends a joke. They killed Nat, the original female avenger who deserved to see her family together. And by killing Tony, they basically say the only way to escape your trauma is death. Not a fan of that. When telling a story, itās the writersā job to tell the true story. Steven King says each story is like a fossil, and you slowly have to carefully dog it out to get the whole thing. When writers follow the right path and do what the story tell them, it results in good writing/stories. It shows when writers try to force something in their stories because thatās what they want. It happens when businesses are too focused on catering to fans than telling the actual story. It is painfully obvious when a story looks/feels forced.
Anyway, Endgame was problematic and couldāve been way better if they narrowed it down to focus on the original avengers for closure and didnāt mess with time travel/theĀ mccās divine powers.Ā
For me it didnāt happen until I had a niece.Ā
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Hello!
Thatās rough, buddy.Ā
Very alphabetical.Ā
Oof.
Double oof.Ā
This is getting depressing.
Quick! Something delightful!
How about we travel back to the 90s?
No⦠you really donāt.
every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them
logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne,Ā velma,Ā shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species
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