Lola's Shit

Stop your preacher right there 'cause I really don't care and I'll do it again.

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[girlsmoment]

babe wake up new stop sign just dropped

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[jamesscarstairs]

if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health

[hashtaglmao]

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

[dokidoki-artichokee]

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

[insect-charm-deactivated2016060]

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

[ellierose101-deactivated2018120]

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[tindershwinder]

A goddamn legend walks among us

[cosmiccatboyfriend]

[maybeitsasine]

[maybeitsasine]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Love these notes

[piedude]

[ferretteeth]

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

[mikugenesisevangelion]

that’s because miette’s had enough

[staravenger7285]

Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

[catgirlanarchist]

me in the dvd store looking for that one old shia labeouf movie

[archaeologistproblems]

me instructing my excavation crew when we arrive on the archaeological site

[earhartsease]

me looking for the right cheese

[danwithouttheplan]

me thrusting my arms around while putting a sweater on

[therobinflieseast]

me in an argument trying to find logical fallacies in the other person’s points

[iwasred-deactivated20130325]

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

[philohoyhoy]

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

[yassalghul]

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

[rae-redacted]

This is my anthem

[anorha-nono]

I only saw this legend in screenshots

[toby-141]

Im glad i am able to see this legend in other than screenshots

[winchesterwitch07]

omh it’s the post

[corruption-exe]

THE LEGEND LIVES!!!!!!!!!

[sailormoonsub]

this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

[lilkittay]

The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.

Soon to fixed.

[aceoftigers]

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[wizardshark]

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[ginger-ale-official]

Every single Easter you monsters give me a million notes on this post

[lornandleveled]

You Can Tell A Lot about Someone theough Repeated exposure to them and the usage of your.e observational skills

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[thadeeliv]

found one

[third-order-simulacra]

sensible chuckle

[narwhalsarefalling]

fun fact

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

[narwhalsarefalling]

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

[yoon-ity]

Why the fuck do you know this

[narwhalsarefalling]

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

[squirrelstone]

Had they never seen green tea?

[narwhalsarefalling]

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

[gostaks]

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

[narwhalsarefalling]

alan i know about soda not green tea

[cheap-pink-mints]

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

[narwhalsarefalling]

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

[cheap-pink-mints]

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

[narwhalsarefalling]

this is amazing thank you

[megan-cutler]

Threads like this are pretty much the reason I come to Tumblr