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[In a bar]

Jesper: I gotta go

Inej: Aren't you forgetting something?

Jesper: Uh... [kisses her in the forehead and leaves]

Inej: No! Pay your bill!

Inej: Damn, who raised you?

literatigeek

I swear to god if those men in the Ted Lasso writers room pull out a sense and sensibility themed plot.

The older more emotionally reserved leading lady who conceals her emotions but desperately wants love.

The younger hopeless romantic who wants to be swept off her feet.

The hopless romantic enters into an exciting world wind romance with a rich attractive partner who showers her with attention and gifts. Unfortunately, they have a public scandal which they had already done once before and they choose their reputation over our leading lady.

Eventually, the hopeless romantic realizes that the grumpy old man who’s been looking out for her and allows her to be herself while grounding her is the one for her and they end up happily together.

Back to our other leading lady.

She ends up with the kind man who does not appear to be agreat romantic lead but boasts a quiet intimacy that makes people attach to him, including a previous relationship that is still prominent in his life. Everyone notes how good of friends they are because no one suspects there could be anything but friendship - they continuly miss chances and hold emotions close to their chests. Both putting others needs before their own happiness. Our leading lady eventually lets her guard down and allows herself to express her emotions to him instead of keeping them to herself. They too end up happily together.

Jesper: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?

Kaz: Two thousand, five hundred and thirty seven kruge

Jesper: KRugE!!?? Wait, of course kruge. Why was that the part I was surprised by?

[after meeting the crows]

Matthias: The doctor said if I can't find a new way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die

Matthias: I'm going to die

play-exy-be-sexy

Me: *hates sports. Hates watching them. Hates playing them. Hates the people who play them. Hates the idea of sports. Hates how popular they are. Hates hates hates sports

Also me after reading gay sport mafia book:

Ronan: *steals stuff, threatens people, throws someone out window*

Adam: And you wonder why you can't sleep at night

Ronan: *mumbles* maybe I would with you

Adam: what

Ronan: what

thatdisasterauthor

Rebinding paperbacks into hardbacks: a tutorial

I promised a tutorial about how I’ve been doing this, so here we go! First though, I must stress that I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL. I am making this up as I go based on several hours of research for a single project about ten years ago. But I needed a serotonin boost from a project I didn’t have to buy anything new for, so I decided to just throw myself back into book binding.

Are there people out there with better advice? Yup. Am I doing parts of thing wrong? Probably. But I’m also having tons of fun. So goal accomplished.

Just…don’t do this with any books you adore/rare books without digging deeper into the more professional side of this. Just for fun, okay? Okay.

This will be a pretty long post, so most of it will be under a cut!

First up: Supplies.

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Kaz: You could have died, man

Jesper: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be

Kaz: You like my personality?

Inej: I was surprised too

Kaz: Jesper, can I talk to you for a minute?

Jesper: Ooooooo, someone's in trouble!

Jesper: It's me, I don't know why I did that

sixofbabycrows

me too, jesper. me too.

If my beloved Matthew Fairchild:

A) DIES

B) becomes a vampire (very common theory idk why)

C) gets his runes stripped (I didn't even think about this until Cassie has mentioned in her Q&A and now I am TE-RRI-FI-ED)

D) doesn't get the happy ending he deserves

E) all of the above (this option = my immediate death)

I SWEAR I'm suing Cassandra Clare - feel free to join me :')

Bucky: [says anything]

Sam: Very uninterested in that opinion

Alina: How dumb do they think we are?

Nikolai: Sometimes, Zoya leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list

Alec: You're my Mariah Carey

Magnus: Okay. That compliment could bring me to tears but I'm not gonna let it

Kaz, at some point: I like saying no. It lowers their enthusiasm

Kaz: I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I'm used to. It is my comfort zone.

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