Persona (and other) Rants

Mega/Coco  it/she/her  |  I just exist Hello friend, I am a sentient potato

[aromanticduck]

Nonbinary goth fanfic protagonist

[aromanticduck]

Enby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

[fangorn-forest]

choose a crown to coronate the person you reblogged this from

propeller hat

gigantic cowboy hat

honk shoo sleeping cap

specialest tiara of all time

clown wig

wizard hat with lightning bolts zapping out of it

just wear a goose on your head idk

the Beloved Hoodie

pillow duct-taped to their head

just another skull

Voting ended onJun 29, 2023

[megachocomaniac]

One can never have too many skulls, here's another. Prob painted in ranbow for pride and made from your mortal enemy.

[megachocomaniac]

Anyone remember the giraffe video that claimed giraffe’s were vampires?

[megachocomaniac]

In my recent session of dnd: (DM)Bartender: "It is rather expensive for this bottle of wine." (Player)Fairy : "Money is no object, how much is it." Bartender : "It is 10 gold pieces" Fairy: "Money is an object..."

[time-traveling-fetus]

[hiddensquid13]

@megachocomaniac

[megachocomaniac]

YEEEESSSSS!!! I can imagine a spider weaving a tiny beanie for itself

[megachocomaniac]

Alright, I GM’ed my first game and had a lot of fun. Now, for context my co-DM was originally supposed to be a player but wanted to make sure I could handle myself, one of the players was my DM in another campaign that I partially derailed and was the source of “ I'll have the record show I have not engaged in shenaniganary this entire session”, one player whom I have created  shenaniganary with to accidently derail my co-DM’s previous campaign, and another player that may be more infamous of shenaniganary than even I am. One person couldn’t make it so my co-DM made a character to stand in so the party would be able to stand against anything they needed to.  I told all of these people that now was the time for revenge on all shenanigans that I have ever caused. Since I love chaos, shenanigans, and rule of cool; I told them to be chaotic as possible. Everyone adhered to this. One character committed arson accidently while drunk. My co-DM intimidated a group of cultists until they legitimately shit their pants.  My co-DM who got to make a quick character may have taken my revenge statement to heart because while another character committed arson accidently while drunk, they tried to burn down a bar on purpose after he failed to get the bartender arrested.  

A fight happened between player characters over said bar burning and the co-DM’s character was knocked out but taken away by a mysterious cloaked figure. 

I derailed my own module by including a knife-wielding goose worth 1000 gold that has an AC of 17 and can only do 1 damage if it hits.

So I had a lot of fun!! :D

(literally anytime a character seemed to double guess a decision they would say “well....Coco said she wanted chaos” and then DO IT, I enjoyed it so much I was laughing hard.  I may have a chaotic influence on all my players so this is gonna be GREAT!!!)

[pearsonaes]

[shinjis]

[yummydirt]

[hotwngz]

[megachocomaniac]

WHERE?!?!

[megachocomaniac]

Happy pride month!!!!

[frightfullytreeish]

[hiddensquid13]

@megachocomaniac It’s you 💜

[megachocomaniac]

Yep, they’re short 10 but yes.

[worldhammerer-old]

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

[jamesspadersnortingspafflines]

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who's biting a tree real hard

[elf-kid2]

Maple syrup vampire husband

[megachocomaniac]

Me: *running frantically from a vampire: runs into a room and shuts the door behind me*

Guy vampire: *startled and lifts his head from a log he's biting*

Girl vampire: *bursts open the door and sees this* “Harold we talked about this....”

Guy vampire: *slams hands down on the dinner table* “FAMILIES SHOULD HAVE DINNER TOGETHER!!” 

@hiddensquid13

[nudesornaw]

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

this actually made me cry with joy also one of them is eating noodles

[readsquirrel]

It just keeps going and getting better. *^^*

[involuntaryorange]

Me two minutes ago: “cry with joy? an animation of cats playing instruments made someone cry with joy?”

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

[son-of-a-tenth-place]

CAT PARADE IS BACK

[astolat]

I just saw the duck for the first time :’) 

[dancinggrimm]

Oh god, watch it, please! This thins is like audio-visual antidepressants. it’s so innocent and joyful and uncomplicated, and just the right level of interesting to hold your attention and let you slip into a happy little place inside your brain. This video has stopped me from having panic attacks, I swear.

[heavymetalmachinery]

@pepto-bismol-veins

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

STUPID CUTE

[megachocomaniac]

This is so freaking ADORABLE!

[fairytale-villain]

A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

[quarterinthequeerjar]

“If I am unashamed of being queer, you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur.”

[dani-kin]

you do not get to give that word BACK to the fuckwits who made it a slur

[brinconvenient]

EVERYBODY WHO CAME OUT BEFORE YOU HAS TAKEN THE ROCKS AND BOTTLES AND MADE THEM INTO SHIELDS AND WINDCHIMES

Holy motherfucking shit. Don’t fucking come at me about Queer is a slur. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS. It was hurled at me like a fucking spear all through my youth. I know it’s a god damn slur. And it’s mine. You don’t get to take it away from me because you can’t take also away the scars it gave me while I was standing in front of my younger queer siblings in this community. 

[jenroses]

always, always reblog this one.

[kyraneko]

If my enemy swings a sword at me and I take that sword away from them, it’s my sword now. And the person telling me I can’t use it because it belongs to my enemy and I have to give it back to them sounds quite a bit like an enemy themselves.

[excalibelle]

^^ god that analogy

[serakosumosu]

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

Yesssssssssss.

[dkgwrites]

This came around again, but it’s worth sharing and remembering.  You have the right to only accept certain words be used to describe you, but so does everyone else.

[aqueerkettleofish]

I have this bookmarked to through at people who DM me about using the word Queer.

[hiddensquid13]

HEEY, Look what my friend made!!!!

[megachocomaniac]

I hate that I took the time to make it. I am both proud and ashamed. (I also can’t believe it got like 40 views so quickly....dang...I should have owned it and put it on my main channel rather than the one I made specifically for AMV’s....)

[megachocomaniac]

DND

I once explicitly had to say:  I’ll have the record show I have not engaged in shenaniganary this entire session

[megachocomaniac]

Because this suddenly got 100 or so notes, I thought I should clarify. I got muted in a session, but it was the ONE session where I DID NOT: start or perpetuate a cult, attempt to burn down a winery after robing the inhabitants, became a vampire by accident, talk to the Karen motherhood of witches, and gathered a towns inhabitants to fight off a vampire group because our party just couldn’t handle it. (None of these are in order) I am certain I have done more but I can’t remember. No, the reason I was muted was because my brother was playing the piano downstairs and it was picking up on my mic. 

[megachocomaniac]

I think I heard about how it's a strange but satisfying feeling when someone else's dog walks over to you instead of their owner. In my mind it's a guilty pleasure because you know the owner is probably feeling betrayed. 

Now, imagine it's a cat. 

 Rather than a pure feeling of betrayal, a cat owner will go through a range of emotions. If they love cats, it starts with betrayal because they probably had to spend hours or even YEARS gaining the trust of an ungrateful furball only for them to realize in that moment that it was never there and that cat's true loyalty was never there's to begin with. 

 A dog owner will feel betrayal, while a cat owner will start with betrayal then end in the realization that they were not even worth betraying.

[megachocomaniac]

DND

I once explicitly had to say:  I'll have the record show I have not engaged in shenaniganary this entire session

[megachocomaniac]

DnD: No context

You know when we're on the evil side when we have a Karen