[dogpuppy]

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[catchymemes]

MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE MANIFESTING A GOOD JUNE

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[william-shakesfeare]

Haiku bot is a great part of tumblr's culture. I love it so much.

[the-haiku-bot]

Haiku bot is a

great part of tumblr’s culture.

I love it so much.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[icarus-suraki]

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[xeroxdean]

[eyes-sheep-song]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING

[tinylilemrys]

I heard there was a secret chord

That Neil once played and it pleased the horde

[therizinosaurus--cheloniformis]

Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!

More rarer images of Neil, my beloved:

20 years.

I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.

<3 love you Neil!!!!