MiwAuturu

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

[Image description: the three images in the original post are marked as deleted for violating Tumblr's User guidelines. The image in the reblog is a screenshot of what the images in the post originally read, and are as follows:

First is a screenshot of a different tumblr post and a reblog of it. This transcript is minorly adapted for screenreaders. The original post reads: "being on this site is fucking crazy because u will see a post go around that's a little "too loud" about transfeminism for tumblrs insanely bigoted ass moderation team, and then by the evening u can go look at the same post and everyone on it will have been banned, and the next day a second post will go around pointing out the malicious and completely unreasonable bans that were executed by staff on the previous post and then by THAT evening those users will also have been banned and we're all expected to just sit there and pretend it isnt happening". The reblog reads: "i SERIOUSLY feel like tumblrs built in transfem eating machine has been getting way hungrier recently... like ive literally been on this account for a week and had at least 15 different mutuals get termed in that time. i refresh my dash and see peoples accounts go down in front of my eyes. i keep being like oh jeez i forgot to follow [mutual] on this blog? and it turns out that, no, she just got banned the second i turned my back. im literally seeing blogs get taken down that havent physically been up long enough to have possibly posted anything objectionable. im seeing "reblog to help me find my mutuals" posts going around where the op has already been nuked again. like come on".

Second is a screenshot of an email header. The subject line reads: "Tumblr Account Terminated".

Third is a screenshot of the beginning of a Wikipedia article. It reads: "The Streisand effect describes a situation where an attempt to hide, remove, or censor information results in the unintended consequence of the effort instead increasing public awareness of the information".

End image description.]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[heedra]

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[pukicho]

There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.

[thefoxboy]

@evilwizard

[evilwizard]

don’t involve me in this…

[kilgarraghforever]

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[dragon-in-spirit]

@teaboot ?

[teaboot]

☹️

[fiveracooooonsinatrenchcoat]

@electronicmail ?

[electronicmail]

pass

[bethlemayhem]

@akanemnon ?

[akanemnon]

[pankendev]

the "Turn everyone into rodents now" act, as well as its proponents, have been ratified

[translatingpostsinfrench]

poêlefuckdev

la loi "Transformer tout le monde en rongeur maintenant", ainsi que ses partisans, ont été ratifiés

[pankendev]

what did you just call me

[existennialmemes]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Sure I’ll reblog that

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

[starberry-cupcake]

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[importantcatpics]

[akanemnon]

Butterscotch or cinnamon?

Butterscotch.

I can't eat cinnamon anymore after the Christmas lasagna incident.

[cowserthekhelinace]

Tumblr user @akanemnon you are NOT going to just leave it at that without explaining the

Christmas Lasagna Incident

[akanemnon]

Jeez, I didn't think this would rile people up so much.

Okay, this happened a long time ago. I must've been around 12. My family and I visited an Italian restaurant sometime in the beginning of January.

Little me was in the mood for lasagna and they had it on the menu. Who doesn't like lasagna? Now I didn't supect anything bad. Little me was under the assumption that if you own a restaurant that serves a certain kind of food, then you are familiar with the culture that food comes from. Or even come from that place yourself. This is Europe. It's gotta be that way! (it isn't)

When I got said lasagna, I couldn't really place what was wrong. I kept eating because you don't wanna throw away or give back food, because that's rude and a waste of money. But at some point I voiced my issue to my parents and decribed the lasagna as "tasting like Christmas". Which was my way of saying there was a shit load of cinnamon in that lasagna.

To make sure I wasn't just bullshitting my parents also took a bite of the Christmas lasagna, and lo and behold, I wasn't imagining things. Naturally we then wanted to know what was up with that and called over a waiter.

The answer we got essentially boiled down to "Oh yeah, these are leftovers from our Christmas party."

So not only was I given cinnamon flavored lasagna I didn't ask for. But also was given leftovers that sat in some freezer for weeks.

Now everytime I see people having cinnamon rolls or butterscotch cinnamon pie and I cry a little on the inside because I am reminded of a shitty ass lasagna I had more than over a decade ago.

[rebuiltcombatsister]

me when i fucking lie

[rebuiltcombatsister]

"there is no evidence trans users were disproportionately... impacted" but by our count, since we are the only ones who care enough to count, of the ~200 blogs termed wednesday literally only one wasnt transfem

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

@staff @humans you lying mendacious cunts

[mutationgirl]

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion was banned by staff about an hour ago with no warning or message, no explanation.

[indicatheory]

tumblr totally not hiding anything definitely for sure /sarc

[problemnyatic]

who wants to see tumblr once again flagrantly abusing its moderation tools to bury bad press about the blatant transmisogyny in banning patterns? I love how they use ToS and mature labels to silence trans women and anything that could serve as evidence that trans women suffer here. Because, you know, there's no need to talk about any of that if we just erase it right? :) That makes it go away and the problem stop existing, right? :)

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.