Screaming into the void

27 | Finland | Ninni Everything is queued, you'll never know if I'm here

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[socialistexan]

[memewhore]

[goodgalluna]

This implies that either:

A. Dread Pirate Roberts is enough of a celebrity to get on Hot Ones

B. Sean Evans kidnapped Princess Buttercup

[aropride]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[aropride]

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

[duckbunny]

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

[laughingpokemon]

[rachelillustrates]

and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

[theehorsepusssy]

[milf--adjacent]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[valeriapryanikova]

catfish

[homunculus-argument]

A dark comedy about a cult leader who suddenly comes to his senses, realises that running a cult actually fucking sucks, tries to quit several times but the followers are too clingy, until he realises that the only way to get rid of them is to fake his own death in the most credible, believable, tangible way possible, in a way where absolutely none of them could deny that they really saw their leader straight-up die right in front of their eyes. Wouldn't even cross their minds to doubt that the corpse isn't the real deal. Their idea that their precious leader could never die (he said so once, while on cocaine) is shattered, their whole world is shattered.

So the former cult leader weasels out of it and starts a brand new, completely normal life somewhere else, happily pretending that absolutely none of that ever happened.

And then the followers find him again.

[penny-anna]

i think probably a few months into being a ghost Julian was like 'god i miss sex' and then Robin was like 'oh we can do it' and Julian was like 'say what' and Robin was like 'yeah i do it all the time' and for a few seconds Julian was so so excited and then remembered what his options were and was like eh never mind actually

[penny-anna]

aggressively unfuckable group of ghosts. all of them either 1) have terrible personalities 2) are extremely stinky smelly (Robin, probably Mary unfortunately, all the plague ghosts) or 3) would be very difficult to fuck, logistically speaking (Humphrey)

[penny-anna]

BBC ghosts missing episode where Allison ends up in another haunted house but the ghosts there are all really nice and chill so she asks they get along so well (thinking she can take some ideas back to her lot) SBC they're like well sometimes we have arguments and stuff but the ghost orgies really help us work out the tension and she's like sorry the ghost orgies? And they're like yeah the ghost orgies, don't your lot have ghost orgies? And she's like no I think they play charades.

[fishandshesmygills]

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

[fishandshesmygills]

brother dubious

[punchesco]

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."

[captainkingsley]

baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

[kyraneko]

absolutely excellent top-notch thought here, but now you've got me wondering what's trying to eat them

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

you misunderstand, this isn't 'I look like the ground so predators walk right past me' camouflage, this is 'I look like the savannah grass so I can pounce on unsuspecting prey' camouflage

they're hiding in the hoards to bite the hands of unsuspecting humans who sneak past mama

[aquawyrm]

Perhaps the shininess also makes them more endearing to adult dragons, increasing the likelihood of adoption if something happens to mama.

[roach-works]

maybe dragons collect hoards to camouflage their babies

[trek-tracks]

When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

[trek-tracks]

Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."

[maniculum]

A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:

Source.

[vigilantsycamore]

I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer

[solarsyrup]

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

[wizardshark]

Man c'mon

[allstarnotrek]

[moonlitlillypop]

She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:

Closest match:

[lycankeyy-moved]

[ssavaart]

Ooh. This is SO GEN X.... hopefully some of you younger ones will get it too.

[honeysucklepink]

I can't believe they left out the most important one...

Things We're Never Gonna Do:

[simkaye]

Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps