Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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i don't do bad sauce passes
#extradirty
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Origami Around
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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seeing that "achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban" post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS
YOU did not "survive the porn ban", you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you've been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR
this actually reminds me of when i was in second grade and it was snack time but we had been misbehaving so they gave us assigned seats on the rug and i had to sit next to this girl who’s snack was mangoes but i didn’t like her because she bullied me so i told the teacher that i was allergic to mangoes and i couldn’t sit next to her and my teacher was like “oh it doesn’t say anything about any food allergies on this paper right here you might have to update the school nurse on that” so i went to the school nurses office and she called my mom and my mom was like (and i genuinely have no idea why) but my mom was like “yeah sure she’s allergic to mangoes” so then the school had on paper that i was allergic to mangoes so at this point i was like in wayyy to deep so i just pretended to be allergic to mangoes for the next 5 years like i went full throttle into this lie i even came up with a backstory to explain how i found out i was allergic to mangoes it got to the point where even my parents just genuinely believed i was allergic to mangoes until one day when i was 12 i just came clean and explained the story to my parents and they where like “yeah that sounds like something you’d do” but anyway i never got to enjoy my new found mango freedom until about a year later when i was over at my friends house and they had mangoes and i was like “actually i haven’t had a mango in 6 years” and they where like “omg they’re so good you have to try some” so i did and they were sooooo good like i look exactly like the picture above i was gobbleing that shit up like cookie monster it was insane and anyway basically 20 minutes later i broke out in hives.
In case you didn't see
John Mulaney decided to surprise the crowd for his show last night by having Dave Chappelle open up
Chappelle made transphobic and homophobic jokes, which Mulaney clapped for and hugged Chappelle as he got off stage
No one knew Chappelle would show up
Trans and gay people in the crowd were attacked by the comedian on stage without warning
If you care about trans people
If you care about gay people
You will not support either of them anymore
do not talk to cops includes don't make casual smalltalk w any person who's obviously an on duty cop. y'know how you should treat every gun as if it's loaded? treat every cop as if they are trying to get information out of you or fuck you ever. don't talk to cops don't trust cops know your rights
Example: In Canada, knives are not considered weapons unless a) they fall into certain special categories, like Switch Blades, or b) are used or INTENDED to use as a weapon.
As such, carrying a knife in Canada is perfectly legal, (except in bars). But, police will ask you why you are carrying a knife, and try to lead you to saying it’s for self-defence. Intent to use a knife for self-defence counts as Intent to Disturb the Queen’s Peace, and they will arrest you for it.
on my masculine fit day
Testing a 20 kW light bulb
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird
They…they just blew up a fucking bird…
Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead
World Heritage Post
some people need to realize that we, humans, are terrefying to wild animals, even if you don’t mean harm, if you are trying to help, animals don’t know that and you are scary people going “the birds swoop at me but i’m doing nothing” etcc like my man have you looked yourself in the mirror? you’re a huge, loud and clumsy mammal, wild animals are afraid of you, and they’re not evil for lashing out if they feel threatened
“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.
i apologize. you are right. i do not want to hurt celebrities’ feet
Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponized it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”
when i was in elementary school, i thought that the reason we were supposed to capitalize the first letter of people’s names was as a sign of respect, so i always refused to capitalize the name of my fourth grade teacher or george bush, because i did not respect them
lower case (derogatory)
Who is this???
Wrong answers only
Bruce Wayne
The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun
John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana
op change your url challenge
I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.
We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.
This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.
I fully believe Viggo Mortensen would’ve brought his own damn horse before riding on a green abomination
I said it once and I’ll say it again;
Unions.
It’s because on set animal handlers have unions.
CG effects houses are run like sweatshops.
That’s why.
