[bloodybellycomb]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[blanketfortarchitect]

I always pictured something like this

[diphowell]

you're so cute!!

[licensedproldier]

so i see he had a very productive session with the kink therapist

[what1sgo1ngon]

why have you got it down now phil. Phil why is a trap dorian impression easy to access. PHIL WHY-

[p2ep]

Well i think the short guy should top

[clevercrumbish]

In theory I do sometimes think that like, egg speculation and forcefem jokes and stuff like that can sometimes be a little overbearing and pushy and sometimes even a little misdirected in a way we ought to think about more but in practice any time I try to put this principle into action and step in to say "come on girls, leave him alone" the guy in question always comes out with some shit like "thanks Alexa, they're always so mean to me when I'm just trying to do my normal cisgender hobby of making OCs that are basically just me as a girl and getting kind of sad for some reason when I look at them" and I'm just like come on man don't do this to me.

[clevercrumbish]

Funniest fucking person to be blowing up the notes on this post by shining the highbie spotlight on it if you know anything at all about why we're mutuals.

[doubleca5t]

For those who don't know the lore:

I came out as a trans woman like a month after this interaction

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[cuntstable]

its impregnate that man monday ladies and gentlemen.

[cuntstable]

bend him over the table tuesday btw

[cuntstable]

make him weep wednesday to those who celebrate

[cuntstable]

thrust into him thursday

[cuntstable]

and finally, happy Fuck him stupid Friday everyone. peace and love on the planet earth

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[helpimsleepdeprived]

in honour of overcooked live, the single greatest thing ever said in a dnp livestream:

*also volume warning dan gets very loud lmao*

[eziojensenthe3rd]

Sign the Petition

Stop Bill S-209’s De-Anonymization of Every Canadian Adult

[atlas-spade]

Just in case any of my moots/followers are Canadian

[universalhorrorblog]

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙