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socialmaya

dalenthas

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

2peachy

loveridden1999

autophage

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

bibaleen

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

loveridden1999

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

featuringmarkhoppus

sergal

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

sergal

Oh My God Damn

avvocarlo

high speed clownload

avvocarlo

100 sillybytes per second

solonelytrying2beyours-deactiva

lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase

deanky

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

aflo

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

thedeadtravelfast

raineofthedragons

The entire population of tumblr to Julius Caesar every year:

starknesskenobi

Tumblr when it's March 15th

tuesdaytothursday

writing-prompt-s

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

juliuscaesarofficial

writing-prompt-s

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”