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vuhii

i feel the need to share my favorite reply to this tweet

unnecessaryligatures

[Image description: Pacific Rim meme of three screenshots of Hermann Gottlieb pointing at an enormous chalkboard with his cane. Text reads: “In the beginning the bot accounts were spaced apart 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. In 4 days we could be seeing a bot every 8 hours until they are coming every 4 minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.”]

unnecessaryligatures

I’ve reached one every 4 hours

izzybutt

duffrey

Me from now on each time I report and block a bot:

ghost-mantis

Me prepping the block button.

shaaknaa

Ok guys, real talk. I think I’ve noticed something, but I haven’t been able to experiment properly (being a single account).

You know how there are accounts that *might* be bots but you can’t quite tell? Whenever I get one and give it a chance my bot-rate goes up. So if your count is high you may want to look at your follower list and scour it a bit more carefully.

youthlessdrugs

mobius-m-mobius

#same energy 😘

foxsoulcourt

w a i t a minute @spaceshipoftheseus , how can you leave this brilliance in the tags?!!!

leupagus

I hope @spaceshipoftheseus knows they deserve a pulitzer

st-just

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

dressed-in-rain

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes. Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

alkatyn

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology.

st-just

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour

This is the future liberals want smh

insertusernameici

unicornempire

I love that Leverage really goes out of it’s way to show us that just because you break the ‘rules’, it doesn’t mean you’re breaking the rules. Rules and laws and society are all made up, at the end of the day, and all you really have is your own moral compass and sense of justice; is this just to you? Is it right? Should it be OK for companies to put people in insurmountable debt for the rest of their lives just because our medical care is so expensive in this modern day and age? No law or rule should change what you know in your heart is right and wrong, and I think that’s the key thing that makes someone a good person in my eyes.

theheroheart

#there was a time when parker wouldn’t have noticed, #not because she lacked the capacity to care, #but because she had narrowed herself, #to stay alive she cut off as many unnecessary things as possible, #watching her get them all back, #is one of the glories of this show (via @seananmcguire)

jack-the-bear

Leverage hands down has the best character development I’ve ever seen.

lets-go-steal-an-ot3

This scene hit me like a brick. My parents were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt when I was 16 bc I’d had cancer the year before (my treatment ended up being free but the initial ER bills and such were not).

But somewhere along the line they just… Disappeared. My mom says they’re not being paid and they’re not in collections. It’s almost as if someone out there did…exactly what Parker did.

Ever since I saw this the first time, I’ve imagined it was Parker doing it. That she and Hardison had a free weekend and decided to take it out on a collections agency. That I was one of the lucky ones who got a little Leverage.

gay-jesus-probably

Okay but like yeah, that is actually a thing that happens, albeit not exactly like this. I don’t remember the exact process but basically there’s a booming industry to sell peoples debt - the business you owe money to sells it to someone else for a fraction of the money owed, wipes their hands of the whole affair, and now whoever bought your debt is riding your ass to get you to give the money to the. But it’s also entirely possible for people to just… buy up massive amounts of debt for pennies on the dollar, and then just. Forgive it. Because capitalism is a living nightmare, but the system is broken enough that it’s possible to exploit it for good sometimes.

Like, the main reason I know about this is because John Oliver did a piece on debt buying a few years ago, and ended it by revealing that he’d bought 15 million dollars worth of medical debt just so he could forgive all of it. Both to expose how broken the system was because some random fucker like him could buy millions of dollars in peoples debt with zero regulations, and also just to take the record for biggest TV giveaway in history.

mikkeneko

A charity where you can do this, right here.

Be Parker! Be somebody else’s Leverage!

melyzard

Reblogging for the website.

zenyattasperceptrons

😭

curlicuecal

holy shit SLAIN

neopets-hentai

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

doomybot

cuck

aquaristlifeforme

yourbrothershotfriend

REBLOG THE CHRISTMAS OTTER IN 10 SECONDS FOR BOUNTIFUL GIFTS AND A MERRY CHRISTMAS

rowenamarion

Christmas and otters are my two favorite things. This post was made just for me.

jacensolodjo

@dreemgoat is this u

unexplained-events

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

gnars-house

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

fuks

vlli-moved-blog

cupsofjade-deactivated20250509

what the fuck

coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2

these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

mrimmortal

I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

halfalgorithm

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Thanksgiving

more Christmas ones: http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

grymmoires

inexplicably-gaining-followers

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

daglout

This text thread brought us into a new age

emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

daughter-of-sapph0

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.