Swooping is Bad

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[inkyrainstorms]

Yay

[escuerzoresucitado]

[amysnotdeadyet]

sound on for eepy baby noises

[yourheartinyourmouth]

me when i'm wrapped up oh so cozy in my blankie

[yaoiblackmold]

I absolutely love the casting for the AOS movies because yeah Chris Pine kinda looks like a yassified Jim Kirk, and Zachary Quinto does look like a younger Spock. But then they looked at big, tall, broad shouldered, muscular action man Karl Urban and went. Yeah, I think he can play scrawny bean pole shrimp postured, looks like a light gust of wind would blow him away, Leonard McCoy. And by god, were they correct because it was like the spirit of Deforest Kelley himself possessed him to play Bones.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Urbanization contributed to Deforestation.

[businesstiramisu]

#that may legitimately be the worst pun i've ever read with my own two eyes

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

hey quick question why did no one ever tell me how fucking insane M*A*S*H is?? their commanding officer is a horse girl. the secretary has psychic powers. this guy walks around a 1950s military outpost in drag and everyone’s just like hey nice dress. the protagonist who is supposed to be the best surgeon in the entire korean war spends every episode strutting around drunk in a hawaiian shirt making homoerotic wisecracks and asking the nurses to step on him like some sort of unhinged bisexual jimmy buffet. guys what the hell is going on in this army doctor show

[dogsforwhiteboysummer]

That is just how the Army is.

[cerebralzero]

War, war never changes.

[systlin]

According to my great uncle, who was IN the Korean war, no other show has so accurately captured what the average M.A.S.H base was like.

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[slutdge]

squint for me real quick

[tartrazeen]

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

[tartrazeen]

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Reason #789 why Zuko joining the Gaang earlier would have been hilarious: he's the only one sleep-deprived enough to understand Aang's batshit exhaustion hallucinations

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Aang: oh my god Appa and Momo are fighting with katanas

Zuko: Momo's sword is actually a wakizashi, it's too small to be a katana

Aang: wait you can see them

Zuko, who hasn't had a proper night's sleep since he had clear skin: I See Everything

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Katara: Aang please go to sleep

Aang: BUT I FORGOT MY PANTS AND-

Zuko, nodding: and your math test

Aang: AND MY MATH TEST

[homophobicavatarstyle]

Aang: so then I said "NO FIRE LORD OZAI, YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS" and boom, nightmare over

Zuko, taking notes: you're a tiny bald genius

[rawhoneybliss]

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[lanwangjihouse]

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[atompalace-official]

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[aefsrgdthfy-deactivated20160309]

so according to a nicholas boulton (male hawke) interview he:

prefers choosing and voicing sarcastic/purple hawke, but also chose the diplomatic choices so his hawke would also be nice

really liked voicing the ‘friction’ between anders and hawke, if in a rivalry 

has a ‘thing’ for isabela (likes her pirate accent), but his favorite romance to voice was fenris

thinks merril is very cute

thinks the relationship between bethany and hawke is more rewarding in comparison to carvers

loves the “looks like the duke…has fallen from grace” line from the mark of the assassin dlc and called it the ‘csi: miami line’ 

also loved the bee sting scene from the same dlc. he looked at the script and went “really?!” and was super excited to do it. he told the crew that he could “crank it up to 11 if they wanted”

said that if he were personally there when anders explodes the chantry, he would “grab a fish and slap him around a few times”

can really imagine hawke, after da:2/da:i, sitting in a bar, drinking, head in his hands, sighing and saying “ohh god what have i been through”, “don’t ask me to kill anymore darkspawn”, and “let me enjoy my burger and fries!” 

wouldn’t sacrifice hawke in the fade (mostly because it’s his voice)

[itsaseamonster]

Here is the video btw.

I had to make little pauses to contain myself

[kuhalearthshaker]

The above link was broken so I went snooping - and found it. Dragon Age stuff starts around the 8:00 mark

[fuckyeahmhawkefenris]

AWESOME!!! This is fantastic!

kuhal, you’re my hero! <3

[kratt09]

hello, white tumblr user. before you is a serious post by a blogger of color about racism. if you are able to quietly reblog it without adding any bullshit, especially not anything starting with "as a white person-" you will be allowed to go free. the hardest challenge in your entire life begins now

[kratt09]

notes on this post are very. hm.

[ilistentogirlinred]

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

[ilistentogirlinred]

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

[breezingwing]