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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@petulantanarchist
Vocal warmups.
SQUIDWARDS AND PLANKTONS SENT ME
SQUIDWARDS GHGHJGJHDHJG
PATRICKS IS BASICALLY JUST PATRICK AS A CHARACTER OH MY GODS XD
NO WAIT YOU GUYS
SQUIDWARD LITERALLY FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR
THAT WASN’T JUST AN ANIMATED VISUAL GAG
I approve of such chaos…
When your cartoon show is about a talking sponge and the cast are older gentlemen, you’re going to encounter some chaotic stuff.
I can’t not reblog this omg
so completely obsessed with everything about these images
We really can’t have anything
this is so stupid im sorry
a friendly reminder from your local korean blogger that “lunar new year” is inclusive of the many cultures who celebrate, and “chinese new year” should be used only if you’re referring to specifically chinese cultural practices of the new year. thank you!!!
posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell
Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.
interesting how so much ideology and discourse can be written about the idea of “fake gay people who want to take over our sacred gay communities” without anybody at any point providing any form of convincing proof that this is a type of person that actually exists at all, let alone in large enough amounts to be relevant to absolutely anybody. all that brainpower could’ve been spent writing evolutionary biology speculation about bigfoot and accomplished like, basically the same levels of actually describing reality.
or when people talk about ‘stealing LGBT resources’ but always talk about ‘resources’ as this abstract, ephemeral thing and never give any example of actual ‘resources’ that are being 'stolen’. almost like it never pertains to an actual real issue
Good for Britney!!!!
https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/britney-spears-father-loses-bid-retain-control-delegating-her-investments-n1257502
This is why knowledge is power 😭 they can’t help but fold when there’s eyes on them!
I was on a date with Nicolas Cage and he asked me what an interesting thing about me was. I snuck a kiss on his cheek and whispered, “Once gave Nicholas Cage a kiss.” He stepped back with a smirk on his face and while slightly blushing he replied, “Oh, that was a good one.”
we already had live action ppg tho
did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine
some people truly are so committed to assuming everyone is cishet that they think it’s cisheteronormativity to dress androgynously and sing about sex with men
fellas, is it cishet to be queer
even if they were totally cishet this is just like that dumb twitter discourse of ‘cis men wearing dresses is appropriating trans culture’ it’s just a “woke” way to force people to conform to gender roles
Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON
One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too
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Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.
The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.
The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”
At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”
girled chease
Damn thi,s chease transed her gen er? Hell yea…….
whatever argument you try to use as a gotcha against judaism, I PROMISE you, there are already like at least fifteen rabbis that have argued about it at various points in our history. you're not going to win against an entire group of people who make it part of their cultural identity to be argumentative. in our own books, even GOD called us stubborn. so trust me Mr. Atheist Bastion of Logic and Reason, your puny insults are no match for us.
THIS
Here’s a fun bit of Talmud (Bava Metzia 59b):
And this is known as the oven of akhnai. The Gemara asks: What is the relevance of akhnai, a snake, in this context? Rav Yehuda said that Shmuel said: It is characterized in that manner due to the fact that the Rabbis surrounded it with their statements like this snake, which often forms a coil when at rest, and deemed it impure. The Sages taught: On that day, when they discussed this matter, Rabbi Eliezer answered all possible answers in the world to support his opinion, but the Rabbis did not accept his explanations from him.
After failing to convince the Rabbis logically, Rabbi Eliezer said to them: If the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, this carob tree will prove it. The carob tree was uprooted from its place one hundred cubits, and some say four hundred cubits. The Rabbis said to him: One does not cite halakhic proof from the carob tree. Rabbi Eliezer then said to them: If the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, the stream will prove it. The water in the stream turned backward and began flowing in the opposite direction. They said to him: One does not cite halakhic proof from a stream.
Rabbi Eliezer then said to them: If the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, the walls of the study hall will prove it. The walls of the study hall leaned inward and began to fall. Rabbi Yehoshua scolded the walls and said to them: If Torah scholars are contending with each other in matters of halakha, what is the nature of your involvement in this dispute? The Gemara relates: The walls did not fall because of the deference due Rabbi Yehoshua, but they did not straighten because of the deference due Rabbi Eliezer, and they still remain leaning.
Rabbi Eliezer then said to them: If the halakha is in accordance with my opinion, Heaven will prove it. A Divine Voice emerged from Heaven and said: Why are you differing with Rabbi Eliezer, as the halakha is in accordance with his opinion in every place that he expresses an opinion?
Rabbi Yehoshua stood on his feet and said: It is written: “It is not in heaven” (Deuteronomy 30:12). The Gemara asks: What is the relevance of the phrase “It is not in heaven” in this context? Rabbi Yirmeya says: Since the Torah was already given at Mount Sinai, we do not regard a Divine Voice, as You already wrote at Mount Sinai, in the Torah: “After a majority to incline” (Exodus 23:2). Since the majority of Rabbis disagreed with Rabbi Eliezer’s opinion, the halakha is not ruled in accordance with his opinion. The Gemara relates: Years after, Rabbi Natan encountered Elijah the prophet and said to him: What did the Holy One, Blessed be He, do at that time, when Rabbi Yehoshua issued his declaration? Elijah said to him: The Holy One, Blessed be He, smiled and said: My children have triumphed over Me; My children have triumphed over Me.
Jewish tradition involves successfully arguing against the opinion of G-d himself, you really think your half-baked tweet is gonna cut it?
