okay. Okay. Now, we all know & love cute! fluffy bfs!logicality. and i can respect that. but also, whERE IS MY SASSY!LOGICALITY, PEOPLE?
patton: *bad pun*. logan: i’m leaving you. patton: no you’re not. logan: no i’m not
patton jokingly suggests a terrible idea and logan just. fuckin lets out this PTERODACTYL SCREECH bc he can’t tAKE IT ANYMORE.
roman, concerned: i??? didn’t think our voice could go??? that high???. virgil can only shrug helplessly in return
patton: *does something cute*. logan: excuse me for a moment while i just–
smash cut to logan in a forest, screaming
roman and virge are incredibly amused by their dads
patton is constantly stealing logan’s glasses to wear on top of his own. logan is not amused.
THEY FINALLY HAVE THAT RAP BATTLE
it’s basically better than you but logan isn’t as mean
patton will take pretty much any opportunity to set people up. it doesn’t matter who. he has tried to set up stuffed animals before.
he has tried to set up logan before
he claims ignorance of the situations he “accidentally makes happen”. logan doesn’t buy it.
“thooooomaaaaassssss! patton is trying to set up virgil and roman agaiiiinnnnnn!!!”
patton’s puppy eyes work the first few times, until logan figures out that whenever patton breaks them out, logan can just take off his glasses until they go away.
it becomes a staring match
roman and virge frequently place bets on who’ll lose, because honestly, it’s a toss-up
a horrified virgil has to introduce them to shipping. he blackmails roman into helping him because “don’t you dare make me do this alone, princey”
patton can do a scarily accurate logan impression. virgil and roman are highly unnerved. logan actually finds this hilarious
so yeah anyway GIVE MY SASSY!LOGICALITY PLEASE AND THANK YOU
pixelskylines
s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s
origamiaround
blakekathryn
germansingergirl
kianamaiart
