Lets not think too deeply about it

|| Jove's Cove || Minors dni || Do you ever think it's weird that there's no tinder for catboys? || You can see my art here

[mississpissi]

hey. don’t cry. earl harlan on earth. okay?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

1/4 of you guys live like this

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[noahwyles]

i, a rock collector, had to go to the ER yesterday because of a gallstone attack, here is how my father messaged me

thanks dad

[anremithrl]

That was the correct thing to say.

[skyrigel]

[xrd]

[xrd]

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[mayonaizs]

the emoji combo of these is genuinely distressing for me :) under the cut for curious souls

[chromaticabrasions]

oh my GOD i hope no one realizes i have multiple facets

[chromaticabrasions]

oh thank god…

[bellamysgriffin]

Please, call me Gale!

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[clowngirlcreampie]

yeah I know I burned the fuckk out of that bridge but in my defense how else was i supposed to light my way

[hungwy]

download killing upload pain. instant thousand deaths to brain. motherboard on murder spree. blood computer victory.

[max1461]

online chilling upload nice. posts give life a little spice. cpu is pure and true. internet for me and you :)

[fipindustries]