plants and planets my dude

-nb-(they/them pls)-bi-huge nerd-aries

[pluto-spacekid]

Hot Take: hating bi/pan ppl for liking guys/gals is the same as lesbians hating gay guys bc they like guys and vice versa. love ur queer siblings

[pluto-spacekid]

After learning my deadname (thanks to family smh) all my bf said was “you have better taste in names than ur parents” i love him so much

[pluto-spacekid]

Orchestra Teacher: *hands me sheet music she assigned for my solo*

Me: *sees it’s a song for beginners* *raises eyebrows*

OT: I wanted you to play something I know you’ll succeed at.

Me:...

[pluto-spacekid]

The Others

Boys don’t cry, but girls do. What about the others? 

The pain isn’t physical, that’s just the side effects. Am I supposed to be content living in someone else’s body? I want to reach out for help, but I don’t in fear of becoming the next toxic friend we’re trying to cut off. I guess I’m fucked up.

  I know what they say behind closed doors. That I’m confused. A dyke. Being trendy. I’M NOT. There is no place in society for the others. No place in my home for me. Inquiry turns to yelling and tears. My spirit is broken, their egos inflated. 

Betrayed by the people I thought were on my side. Maybe I’m just bitter and jaded but I don’t trust them as much as I used to. Maybe it’s normal to feel these things. Or maybe I’m as unstable as she is. But I’ll keep it locked away so I don’t get cut off like she did. 

I’ll get over it. Because I’m supposed to. I’m a good kid that doesn’t cause a fuss for this nuclear family. Disappointment is a rough road to travel, though I walk down it often. 

Pink or blue. Vagina or penis. Male or Female. Everything is so either/or. Why not neither? Why not both? 

I get misgendered and lectured. In the morning it will be “fine”. I’ll play along.

 I feel alienated when I’m conscious. Some days are better than others, but those are few and far between. I want to dress how I want and not have a label smacked on me. I am an other and nothing else. Most people can’t look past the curves and poisonous estrogen though. 

Too young. Too dumb. Too liberal. That’s all I hear. Maybe I’m just too alive.

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[sunshine-nb-deactivated20191216]

ok haute take but y’all have really got to stop seeing/portraying nonbinary people as either cis or binary trans lite. the whole point of the nonbinary label is to express that we are NOT binary in any way!!!! fem nonbinary people are not “basically women” or “women lite”. masc nonbinary people are not “basically men” or “men lite”. if you see us this way you cannot claim to support nonbinary people, end of discussion. 

[pluto-spacekid]

so apparently chicken eggs come from chicken buttholes. i really want to never collect the eggs again

[ohevoyev]

i’ll say it again if a man isn’t at least a little bit of a himbo and a slut i cannot relate to him

[pluto-spacekid]

*spongebob narrator voice* ah yes le anxious teen. slowly dying inside while ordering their own pizza

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[disasterbisexual-moved]

chaotic dorks

[the-british-pineapple]

I love how they are both as ridiculous as each

[baddayatwork]

If only most bosses had this dynamic with their employees.

~Ash

[fairytaleofurmom]

This is me and my friends

More bosses need to be like this

[pluto-spacekid]

at an interview:

so what do you look for in an employer?

this *slides phone across table*

[cruciatus-animus]

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

[nudeparrot-deactivated20161109]

I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy? 

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[cutestwarlord]

^^^

[sciencemyfiction]

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

[drudragonrose]

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

[that-one-awkward-bi-blog]

Obviously, I’m not a fan of biphobia. If you have questions about bisexuality, message me and I’ll answer them, but don’t hate just because you don’t try to understand a sexuality

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

if u are biphobic, please smash that unfollow button

[pluto-spacekid]

Shoutout to all the bisexual peeps, y’all are loved and valid

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[unholytoebeans]

[ashwolfcub]

I AM NOT A PREDATOR XD

[bottlefulloffiction-deactivated]

[balloonboyismyson]

[ask-cctale-deactivated20181209]

@mysticcherryblossomuniverse @chicatheheroine @pocketundertale @gothic-skeleton and many much more many people <3

[dragon-forest]

@the-purple-hero is a good and pure friend

[epic-and-kitty]

@x-i-l-verify @elvanimar and all my other mutuals

[cheatsykoopa98]

damn I met my girlfriend online, of course I’m reblogging xD

[cupcakegirl1032-deactivated2017]

[randomisart]

I’m not a pedo i would love to meet all my internet friends!! And my parents are the same

[therightfulalphawerewolf-blog]

I would truthfully and honestly LOVE to meet my internet friends! Though,I can be clingy…

[travisvulkrum]

I’m a shit ton more quiet in real life though. And a lot more emo. So…

[icey-pie]

Lmao I Wouk Ove to meet you guys

[honey-n-vinegar-deactivated2018]

@crankityler @crankyplier @azulethan I want to meet you guys s o b a d. You guys are amazing! 😍😍😍

[accapella-songfield-uwu]

IM A CUDDLY BEAN OF MIDGET HEIGHT LOVE ME @draco-the-kitsune @da-moonmoon @ekhoecho @xxacantheaxx @la-sid @devils-in-disguise-music-stuff @angelchronicals @vynl-from-the-void

[dead-blog-wont-reply-deactivate]

I ain’t a preditor…and my friends are always online

[emily-chan1marin-deactivated202]

I’m not a preditor and I have MOSTLY online friends (/relationships)..

[beatrice-b-brighton-deactivated]

@luximus @rbright1127

[turquoisemagpie]

@northeast-artist98. Longest and greatest friend I’ve ever had, not just on the internet either. :)

[how-do-i-exist]

@fangirl-of-bands

[writingforfandoms]

Of course I’m rebloging this!❤️❤️

[hazardoussmokeydaze]

I am not a pedophile/predator!!

[bonnysrabbithole]

@jet-black-hair bc one day I’m going to hug the holy hell out of you dear

[xcaffeinebulletsx-deactivated20]

[hopelesscobwebs]

if this aint the fUCKING TRUTH

[therealdodieyellow-deactivated2]

@lovely-rydens @guitarcampfires @blueglittersele @ghennigan @chatterbox-21

[incorrectemobandquotes-blog]

@thepanicemo

[deactivated7517-deactivated2017]

@emobandtreasure

[jaylarkson]

You all have helped me through some of the hardest things in my life! And I feel like I’d get along so well with you, @mtttme ! I wanna meet you all in real life!

[themarkiplierexperience]

I am NOT an internet predator, just a person who posts things to the internet sometimes and talks to people ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’d love to meet you in real life too 😩❤️

[zi-deactive]

My best friends are on here. I’m just a trashy blog so…

[that-sokovian-bastard]

I literally talk to my internet friends more than my friends from school

[slothplantsworld]

I talk to my internet friends about more important shit than with my friends from school OF FUCKING COURSE I WANNA MEET THEM @sleekeazyz i’m talking to you

[sleekeazyz]

lol @writing-sloth don’t worry, i’m not a predator! you’re way more genuine than friends i see everyday and i’d love to meet you :) WE’VE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE LIVES MILES AND MILES APART 

[hellbentredhead]

I have so many friends on the internet! @evil-regal-vampiress @marril96 @miishamiigos @askjodyaboutit the list just goes on! I’m not a pedo! I swear!

[marril96]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[fandomssaremysoul]

@sea-anon starting to talk to you was literally the best idea I ever had!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sea-anon]

Oh my goodnesssssss ❤️❤️❤️

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

I wish I could meet every one of my online frens uwu

[socially6awkward6llama]

@state-gaypanic your a great online friend, wish we could meet!!!!

[state-gaypanic]

IM HERE,IM REAL, AND IM DEFINITELY NOT A PREDATOR <3

[that-aster]

@victoriavanessahazel @rowan-aph-official @thebisexualedgelord @intp-with-some-friends @officially-kendra-hargreeves @randomnessfalls @splotchsblog

I love y'all

[argusden]

@de3ta-mae @coldgoldlazarus @your-dragondads-hoard @katlouq

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

@ all my tumblr fam!!!!!!!!!

[eden-hp-sanders-deactivated2019]

@4ngstyc00kie we live like so far apart @thesentientmango

[thesentientmango]

@fullcircle807 @4ngstyc00kie 💖💖💖

@your-friendly-neighborhood-enby💕💕💕

[celeste-tyrrell]

@books-andbiscuits @depressedpajamaperson @leg-stealing-bee @gaypeopletwitter @eggy-boyo @everything0bagel If I ever meet y’all you better be prepared for a hell of a lot of hugging

[schrodingers-fyke]

@ anyone on here, but specifically

@celeste-tyrrell

@everything0bagel (I better meet my seedling Anon)

@gayindeer

[a-bisexual-teenager]

I love all my internet friends ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ @boopboopboopbadoop @your-local-salty-bitch @jadethegay @bigbisonburger @leg-stealing-bee

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

@a-bisexual-teenager I have to warn u im very quiet and awkward so

[guanine-the-worm]

@fantamime <3<3<3

[sunshine-nb-deactivated20191216]

@thechrysialid i’m awkward but that would be so fun!!! :D

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m Gay

[whippedcreamtitties23]

I’m A Lesbian

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[daovihi]

I’m bisexual

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[maniacalwalrus-deactivated20160]

i’m trans

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[ask-desperately-laurens]

Im Asexual.

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

[reallychico]

I’m not sure yet

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

it’s ok!

[wizardgender]

a wholesome post

[fumbledeegrumble]

oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDN’T LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[hiswitchcraft]

I’m finally reblogging one of these, I did it for the The Good Place reference honestly. 

[stu-dna]

hoping to pass the next organic chem exam 🙏💕

[earthturd]

it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

[earthturd]

this 5 year old post always sees a surge of notes either

1) when school starts or 2) during pride month

[adashi-time]

It's so important to me that someone figure out who Aloysius O'Hare is in that Lorax AU cause I can't think of anybody funny enough

[datboicomehere]

Bob >:(

[pluto-spacekid]

Lotor