Percy’s World Of Chaos

He/They | Percy/ Deryn | Currently doing blog renovations

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[ur-local-pair-of-binoculars-dea]

Check the notes, some people have added hotlines that aren’t listed here.

[fan-girl-2]

These numbers are important to know! They have saved my life more times than I want to admit. And if you don’t want to call these hotlines, message me! I will help you any way that I can. Or talk to someone that you can trust.

SOMEONE WILL BE THERE FOR YOU 💗

[clericallyinsane]

trans suicide prevention hotline: [phone]

canada: 833-456-4566

[77ihavelemonade77]

i didn’t see one for slovakia so

0800-800-566 (adults)

0800-500-333 (youth)

116111 (youth and kids)

[creepy-spooghetti]

Be strong, keep fighting a little longer. You can get through this. I believe in you.

[yanteetle]

Always reblog these, I needed the suicide help hotline once and someone out there might need it too.

[tinywafflerat]

wow

[dduane]

And this isn’t some random “oh how nice, this is a good PSA, I should reblog it” thing, either.

You are needed in this world. You. Please hang in there and don’t go anywhere. (Doesn’t matter that I don’t know you personally. It’s still true.)

[rainbow-frogz]

Canadian helplines

Kids helpline: 1-800-668-6868

youthspace.ca: [phone]

LGBTQ hotline: [phone]

The Listening Ear: [phone]

FNMI Hope for Wellness helpline: [phone]

Suicide Crisis Helpline: 988

WAVAW 24-hour Crisis and Information hotline: [phone]

NISA helpline: [phone]

Hotline list website: (organizations, numbers to call, number to text, etc.) https://findahelpline.com/countries/ca

Find A Helpline | Free emotional support in 130+ countries

Global vetted directory of helplines, hotlines and crisis lines. Chat, text or phone support with suicide, anxiety, depression, domestic vio

They have all of the ones listed above plus the website to certified listeners society, the Canadian human trafficking helpline, other indigenous helplines, Muslim helpline, eating disorder helplines, abortion hotline, Canadian resource centre for victims of crime, etc.

[zackisontumblr]

i have 3 moods:

skips every song on my ipod

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[pseudologla]

What’s an iPod?

[zackisontumblr]

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

[xxtc-96xx]

[bewilderduck]

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

[zackisontumblr]

they thought what…

[zackisontumblr]

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[lailah-tov]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[huffylemon]

[triviallytrue]

aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall

[friendshapedhole]

Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.

[triviallytrue]

Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him

[max1461]

This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.

[triviallytrue]

Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.

It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance

[ghostpalmtechnique]

They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.

[triviallytrue]

if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.

[nightingalesoul]

this is too good to leave hidden in the replies

[bermuda-n-drangle]

fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard

[gl1tt3rf4ng]

"Like the movie barnyard" is killing me lmaooo

[rat-detector]

[terriamon]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

why is there corn on the moon

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

ah y'know how it gets on the moon

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

moon bees

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

moon bees

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Corn isn’t pollinated by bees guys it’s wind pollinated

[coille-sunmane]

That’s not even corn, it’s wheat…

[urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis]

the fuck is this

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

My Name Is Earl - Wikipedia

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[visenyaism]

what in the

[kate-mccannon]

This is wild

[julyzaa]

the hilarity of the post being I will have no clout in the cloutless website being uploaded by a white girl seeking clout in the insufferable seeking clout app

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cuedash]

[flyin-shark]

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

[felixcloud6288]

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

[flyin-shark]

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

[strangehorse]

he understands the website your honour

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sucks that all the animals that are as smart as we are don’t have highly developed language centers. I just want to discuss the finer points of philosophy with a parrot.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I wanna live in a world where I can yell at a raven to get off my roof and it can tell me to fuck off.

[what-even-is-thiss]

In their language or mine. I’m willing to learn Raven language if it means that I can tell them where the good trash bins are.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I just imagined a raven running a language class pointing at pictures on a PowerPoint with his beak and making squawking noises and a bunch of 19 year old undergrads attempting to squawk back at him.

[appendingfic]

I don't think there's any justification for forcing ravens to learn how to use Powerpoint

[what-even-is-thiss]

Excuse you sharing his language with the youth is his passion in life

[the-haiku-bot]

Excuse you sharing

his language with the youth is

his passion in life

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[complete-clownery]

he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern

[complete-clownery]

my boy

[complete-clownery]

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

[rat-detector]

[romis-shitposting-dumpster]

YOU'RE NOT DETECTED

[rat-detector]

[princessnymphae]

tumblr culture is just someone saying "what is tumblr" and then @tumblr reblogging and replying with "always WHAT is tumblr and WHO is tumblr and never HOW is tumblr" and then some weirdo called @why-offical being like "YALL WHAT ABT ME" and then @me reblogging asking "yea what abt me?" and then some random person adding a tag like "posts that have 10k notes to me" and then some other person reblogging with a screenshot of aforementioned tag and then @hellsite-hall-of-fame reblogging the whole thread

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

yes, basically

[rat-detector]

I usually come in and check for rats at some point too, but only if I find it.

[beemojis]

Jasper is making the weirdest fucking noise. He sounds like an angry garbage disposal.

[and-ari-deactivated20180319]

(Rebecca Sugar herself said all Gems use female pronouns, just a note, a fun fact)

[beemojis]

Jasper is my cat

[beemojis]

momentous day everyone

[redsatinsheets]

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

[empty-left-deactivated20170928]

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier with the big gun

[saxophonechihuahua]

im the completely off the wall reaction to a fairly mundane post

[bogmonstergirl]

Your soldier with a big gun looks gnc af

[arry-alleged-catgirl]

another graveyard banger

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[tpwrtrmnky]

So much of the history of physics is just "it turns out the underlying rules are pretty simple, it's just that we happen to live in an environment composed entirely of complicated special cases"

Objects in motion don't stop moving unless stopped by a force (we are surrounded by Gas That Stops You at all times, and our gravitational field pulls us down to a surface with friction)

Heat capacity and phases of matter are normally pretty simple (the most common fluid on our planet has Weird heat capacity and Weird phases)

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[elisecairo]

[hrsgrl16]

@k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl @butchhound-pilot girls night!

[alunaloverworld]