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Honestly you know you're whipped for someone when you start doing specific things because you have that person in mind hH-
Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards
In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.
Do it for your foremothers that never got the chance.
clever dog tricked me into game of fetch
I’m so emotional right now
Smartest dog ever
Writing Advice: it doesn’t matter if an idea has been done before. It’s never been done by you. So long as you do it well, and in your own way, it’s a wonderful contribution.
*slams fists on table*
THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
*flips table*
BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS
*Kicks chair*
ENEMIES TO LOVERS
*throws lamp across room*
HELP I NEED A FAKE BOYFRIEND FOR MY EX’S WEDDING
*rips down the curtains*
THEY’RE FAMOUS AND THEIR FANS SHIP THEM
*clutches wine glass so hard it shatters in my fist*
THEY WERE ROOMMATES
oh my god they were roommates
AND THEY PINED MUTUALLY
YOU’RE FROM THE ROYAL FAMILY AND I AM JUST A SIMPLE SERVANT
THEY BOTH HAVE A SECRET THAT RELATES
THEY ARE ENEMY AGENTS
EVERYONE THINKS THEY’RE ALREADY TOGETHER
THEY DON’T REALIZE THEY’RE SOULMATES
CHANCE MEETINGS
if u weren’t aware of salvation army’s homophobia, its prety hardcore
a guy in a salvos truck yelled at me and my gf while we were kissing today so I was thinking of this
Do you know, when I was in high-school I went to the mall near my house with my girlfriend to do some Christmas shopping.
We were there, sixteen year old me and seventeen year old her, holding hands and window-shopping, minding our own business.
This Salvation Army shitheel gets aggro about it in the middle of the mall and I’m there totally flabbergasted cause like, it’s christmas
Only, 16!Tabi had even less composure than 26!Tabi, so I lost my fucking mind on her.
Thing is: when I’m really angry, I don’t rage, I go all cold and apparently that freaks people out, because I could see my gf backing up and the lady getting tense and then I realized that anger doesn’t solve problems.
So instead, I started wailing.
Picture this: 5’4, tiny, blonde haired high school girl with her little violin on her back and pearls in her ears just as PTA-approved as could be, full on sobbing in the hallway.
Just, sobbing like my dog’s been shot.
Now my gf’s like, “oh fuck” and the lady’s like “oh fuuuuck!” and I’m here, head thrown back, tears down my cheeks and in that shrill, distressed, /loud/ voice, “WHY WOULD YOU B-b-be so MEAN?! It’s CHRISTMAS!”
And the lady’s like “please stop Oh fuck” because now we have a crowd, and this Molly Weasley of a woman putters over, “what’s the matter, dear?”
And mall security’s coming and this bell ringer is looking very uncomfortable so I just look at this matronly ellen-watching suburban housewife lady, eyes wide and wet and my lip wobbling.
“I was, she s-said, s-s-she said I was going to HELL!”
And I burst right back into tears.
Maaaaaaaan, they didn’t even stick around to ask why she’d said it. Soon as I said it, Mall po-po bounced her like a fucking pogo stick.
We get outside and my girlfriend’s like “that is the most Slytherin thing I have ever seen anyone do.”
It was four years before I saw the Army back in that mall.
that is beautiful
Holiday reminder: don’t let anyone get away with trying to make you feel bad about yourself.
They are also violently transphobic, and Salvation Army ran homeless shelter refused to let in Jennifer Gale because she was trans, leading to her freezing to death on the sidewalk right outside it!
So yeah, they’re not just ‘homophobic’, they’re bigoted fucking murderers.
(Wikipedia article on her death conveniently (for SA) omits Salvation Army connection, linking only to expired articles from local newspapers)
SA claims that they didn’t turn her away, and accept all homeless people, except, it’s not like Jennifer Gale was only trans woman refused shelter by Salvation Army, making this denial appear to be worth less than bullshit:
https://thinkprogress.org/salvation-army-refuses-housing-shelter-to-transgender-woman-2660c79b4cd4#.bo53qrxf9
http://www.msnbc.com/way-too-early/transgender-woman-claims-she-was-refused-housing
and to think i was gonna help my aunt with this…
Annual reminder not to trust what our SA donations actually support.
There are plenty of other charities who help out the needy this time of year. Support a local food bank or community housing center.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’ve told ppl this but now I have sources
Salvation Army are scum. Judgemental assholes.
And let’s all remember that one twitter thread from a homeless woman in a Salvation Army shelter SPECIFICALLY warning people that the SA is a piece of shit and nobody should donate to them
fuck my mom was like “its fine its not like everyone who works there is homophobic”
this is awful. please spread around, it’s important.
The Salvation Army has been disgusting for a long while
I reblogging this now, as a reminder that this is unacceptable REGARDLESS of the time of year.
^^^^^^
hello salvation army Die
Hi Salvation army can Die :)
Check your local charities instead! They often get overlooked and need just as much help.
please, its 2:30 am, please stop
Every time I see this I’m not sure if its fandom content or just a summary of what being piss drunk with your best friend is like but either way it’s Perfect
TODAY ON TERRIBLE TEXTBOOK FINDS
SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THIS OFF ME I THINK IVE BROEKN MY HAND
Speaking of unfortunate acronyms, the one for some new program we’re doing at work is HPV
I cannot remember what the V stands for… Haystack Procedure something or other (haystack being our company name)
Universal Workers Union (UWU)
I just remembered a Real british one that is even better. National Union of Teachers:
Or NUT.
OH MY GOD
You are like little baby, watch this
(United catholics for México)
I just gotta say,
y’all.
HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS i remember being given the option to buy these on shirts back when I was in Taekwondo in high school
buttcon
now this is a convention i can…
get behind
apparently this issue is so universal this post is now one of my top ten of all time holy fuck yall
I went to a zoo called Paradise Wildlife Park and spent the whole day with this stamped on my hand
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
@since-the-900s
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
OK SO
YALL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WITH ME FOR A WHILE
DO YOU REMEMBER
THIS????
W E L L
HDJSBDJSNDNSNDNDNDNDND
i love villain deku aus but i also want one where instead of cool outfits he just wears his tacky shirt shirts
I just lost The Game
Hi hello this is an announcement that I started watching Boko No Hero Academia and I love it and I love todoroki, uraraka, and kirishima, that is all good day-
She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.
She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family
Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.
These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.
I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!
Here’s another nice one.
For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.
What if, as a student, Logan is actually a horrible procrastinator and perfectionist. Like, just consider:
Logan putting the assignment off for as long as he can, distracting himself with other things and interests completely unrelated to the assignment.
Logan who knows the deadline is coming up, and telling himself he needs to work on the assignment and then proceeding to scroll through pages of google searches completely unrelated
Logan who, the night before the assignment is due, begins to stress and freak out because “this is so much work and I shouldn’t have put it off. Why do I always do this to myself?”
Logan picking himself in the library or his room to work on this assignment for hours on end and drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee to ensure he stays awake to finish.
Logan checking and then rechecking the syllabus and rubric multiple times to ensure he has EVERYTHING covered because he cannot get a bad grade
Logan who turns the assignment in minutes before deadline because he can’t avoid turning it in anymore
“I’m never going to wait that long to start again” and then proceeds to repeat the cycle of procrastination
Happy National Coming Out Day!
I made some friendly reminders for today which I think is important to share around our community.