RCghoti

Just a fish, floatin'

[fvckw4d]

Do not forget that discord is still planning on moving forward with age verification and has only "delayed it" until "the later half of 2026." They are hoping you will forget while they quietly roll it out when no one is looking. Continue to message them about it. Continue to talk about it. Make it clear this is unacceptable. Discord is one of the only places left you can even talk about or share adult content in private at scale anymore. They will tell you "its not that bad if you dont use it for nsfw" but fuck them and fuck people who say that shit.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.

[dailycatsblog]

[abyssalzones]

[guy who has never let anything go in his life voice] the most annoying part of the bill cipher gjinka phenomenon is that no one has ever actually captured what that character would look like as a human person fully devoid of supernatural qualities. white blond besuited bills are out of vogue now but people keep the same spirit alive by drawing him young and short and usually with some degree of hashtag genderfuckery because that's what They're into personally but if you look at his canonical characterization we're talking about someone 1. old as balls 2. who acted as a mentor for someone in his 30's 3. with the most pathological defensive measures against criticism known to man 4. and an annoying, disruptive sense of humor that mostly revolves around making people uncomfortable.

that isn't a fashionable transmasc in his 20's. that's a postgraduate professor who got his teaching license taken away for getting a little too into new age occultism and selling coke to students. come on now

[abyssalzones]

go buy a lottery ticket because I'm never doing some shit like this again

if you say anything about shipping in the tags I am going to materialize in your house and beat you senseless

[striders]

[hollowboobtheory]

this six lane highway could have been a railroad

[manipulated-pieces]

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

[muttsandmustelidae]

me: *laying on couch while my lunch for tomorrow is heating up*

toaster oven: *goes off*

me: ugh. i don’t wanna get up. (jokingly) Pallando, go get that

Pallando: *gets up*

Pallando: *goes to kitchen*

me: ????????

Pallando: *returns with piggy*

me: jesus christ, man

Pallando: :)🐷

[muttsandmustelidae]

^man who thinks he absolutely nailed the assignment

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[mothsprout]

Borzoi - on borzoi shaped driftwood

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[pisceanpharies]

Download the pdf.

[leonardcohenofficial]

pdf link here

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[jay-nya-uwu]

Ru

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw